Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.
Background[edit]
Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.
This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or OMGASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.
Issues[edit]
To see all current issues and to learn about coming issues, go to http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/intermittens.html
Understand that some contents may be considered NSFW
| Issue Number | Cover | Date of Release | Editor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 - Debut First Issue! |  |
November 2008 | Professor Cramulus
Layout by: Telarus, KSC |
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics) |
| 2 - The Elements of New Discordia |  |
December 2008 | Vexati0n | Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia
Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics) |
| 3 - Weirdness |  |
February 2009 | Rev. What's-His-Name | Scribd Link |
| 4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! |  |
March 2009 | Man in the Black Cloak | UNCENSORED ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK |
| 5 - The Law of Fives |  |
February 2009 | Cainad | Scribd Link |
| 6 - Lesser Poop |  |
April 2009 | Cramulus | Scribd Link |
| 7 - Operation Mindfuck |  |
May 2009 | Sheered Völva (Reverend Loveshade) | Scribd Link |
| 8 - Self Reliance |  |
February 2010 | Guy Incognito | Scribd Link |
| 9 - Phobia |  |
April 2010 | Yatto/Peleus | Scribd Link |
| 10 - Meatspace |  |
May 2010 | Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) | Scribd Link |
| The Fail Whale Apocalypse (unnumbered) |  |
November 2011 | Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) | Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link |
| 11 - In the Beginning |  |
October 2016 | Johnny Shellburn | KerryThornley.com Link |