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by Sara Aronson (hermes23w@disinfo.net) - December 21, 2001 |
by Sara Aronson (hermes23w@disinfo.net) - December 21, 2001 |
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1. You like to dine on golden |
1. You like to dine on [[golden apple]]s and [[lasagna]] that has flown over Bologna. |
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2. You have Lawn Gnomes of Zurich out front on the porch. |
2. You have [[Lawn Gnomes of Zurich]] out front on the porch. |
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3. You sign your name with "fnord" at the end. |
3. You sign your name with "[[fnord]]" at the end. |
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4. You got into a heated argument with the staff of Dictionary.com about the correct way to spell "coincidence". |
4. You got into a heated argument with the staff of [http://dictionary.com Dictionary.com] about the correct way to spell "[[coincidence]]". |
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5. You wish you were shorter so you could change your name to Markoff. |
5. You wish you were shorter so you could change your name to [[Markoff Chaney|Markoff]]. |
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6. Is that a reefer I see in your hand? Yeah, I thought so. |
6. Is that a reefer I see in your hand? Yeah, I thought so. |
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8. Whenever you put off cleaning for too long you get the feeling that dust bunnies are conspiring to use mind control on you. |
8. Whenever you put off cleaning for too long you get the feeling that dust bunnies are conspiring to use mind control on you. |
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9. You have had an OOBE (out-of-book experience). |
9. You have had an [[OOBE]] (out-of-book experience). |
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10. You get anonymous letters from Fernando Poo discussing the relevance of Egyptian Mouth Breeders in James Joyce's Ulysses and actually understand it. |
10. You get anonymous letters from [[Fernando Poo]] discussing the relevance of Egyptian Mouth Breeders in [[James Joyce]]'s [[Ulysses]] and actually understand it. |
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11. You keep your Pope Card in a Marx Brothers reliquary. |
11. You keep your [[Pope Card]] in a [[Marx Brothers]] reliquary. |
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12. You can't understand why all those street signs name a Buddhist monk (or why you run over so many people at crosswalks and in parking lots). |
12. You can't understand why all those street signs name a [[Buddhist]] monk (or why you run over so many people at crosswalks and in parking lots). |
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13. Some nights, you have to count Jumping |
13. Some nights, you have to count Jumping [[Jesus]]es to get to sleep. |
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14. You go to costume parties in an Illuminati mask. |
14. You go to costume parties in an [[Illuminati]] mask. |
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15. You're afraid to let your cat out of the house at night for fear it might cause trouble in alternate universes. |
15. You're afraid to let your cat out of the house at night for fear it might cause trouble in [[alternate universes]]. |
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16. Things don't start looking normal until after you've tried LSD. |
16. Things don't start looking normal until after you've tried [[LSD]]. |
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17. Your bomb shelter is a yellow submarine and serves as your summer home. |
17. Your bomb shelter is a [[yellow submarine]] and serves as your summer home. |
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18. You wake up screaming, "Ewige |
18. You wake up screaming, "[[Ewige Blumenkraft]]!" |
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19. You like to be your own impostor. |
19. You like to be your own impostor. |
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20. You find you've been tattooed with the message "Property of the Illuminati." |
20. You find you've been tattooed with the message "Property of the [[Illuminati]]." |
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21. You suspect your cat may be a mole for the Secret Order of the Assassins when you find a dagger hidden under its litter box. |
21. You suspect your cat may be a mole for the Secret Order of the Assassins when you find a dagger hidden under its litter box. |
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22. You go to Mad Dog, Texas for cheap thrills. |
22. You go to [[Mad Dog]], Texas for cheap thrills. |
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23. You make lists that are 23 items long; no more, no less. |
23. You make lists that are [[23]] items long; no more, no less. |
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from: http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/article/id954/pg1/ |
from: http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/article/id954/pg1/ |
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Latest revision as of 22:34, 27 February 2005
23 Ways to Tell You've Read Too Much Robert Anton Wilson:[edit]
by Sara Aronson (hermes23w@disinfo.net) - December 21, 2001
1. You like to dine on golden apples and lasagna that has flown over Bologna.
2. You have Lawn Gnomes of Zurich out front on the porch.
3. You sign your name with "fnord" at the end.
4. You got into a heated argument with the staff of Dictionary.com about the correct way to spell "coincidence".
5. You wish you were shorter so you could change your name to Markoff.
6. Is that a reefer I see in your hand? Yeah, I thought so.
7. You can say "sumbunall" without hesitating or blushing.
8. Whenever you put off cleaning for too long you get the feeling that dust bunnies are conspiring to use mind control on you.
9. You have had an OOBE (out-of-book experience).
10. You get anonymous letters from Fernando Poo discussing the relevance of Egyptian Mouth Breeders in James Joyce's Ulysses and actually understand it.
11. You keep your Pope Card in a Marx Brothers reliquary.
12. You can't understand why all those street signs name a Buddhist monk (or why you run over so many people at crosswalks and in parking lots).
13. Some nights, you have to count Jumping Jesuses to get to sleep.
14. You go to costume parties in an Illuminati mask.
15. You're afraid to let your cat out of the house at night for fear it might cause trouble in alternate universes.
16. Things don't start looking normal until after you've tried LSD.
17. Your bomb shelter is a yellow submarine and serves as your summer home.
18. You wake up screaming, "Ewige Blumenkraft!"
19. You like to be your own impostor.
20. You find you've been tattooed with the message "Property of the Illuminati."
21. You suspect your cat may be a mole for the Secret Order of the Assassins when you find a dagger hidden under its litter box.
22. You go to Mad Dog, Texas for cheap thrills.
23. You make lists that are 23 items long; no more, no less.
from: http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/article/id954/pg1/
Related: Robert Anton Wilson, 23 , Discordian