Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.
Background
Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.
This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.
Intermittens is being published on a (roughly) monthly schedule. If you're interested in helping out, check in at intermittens.org and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.
Issues
| Number/Theme | Cover | Date of Release | Editor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 - Debut First Issue! | [1] | November 2008 (Revised layout December 2008) | Cramulus
Layout by: Telarus, KSC |
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics) |
| 2 - The Elements of New Discordia | [2] | December 2008 | Vexati0n | Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia
Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics) |
| 3 - Weirdness | [3] | February 2009 (scheduled) | Rev. What's-His-Name | Accepting Submissions here: |
| 4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! | [4] | March 2009 (scheduled) | Man in the Black Cloak | Issue full: send submissions to editors for later issues |
| 5 - The Law of Fives | Cover Image In Development | February 2009 (scheduled) | Hoopla | Accepting Submissions here: |
| 7 - Operation Mindfuck | [5] | May 2009 (scheduled) | Sheered Völva | Accepting Submissions everywhere including:
SEE HERE: This working version of the cover (art/photo are original, but not by me) is copyrighted until the issue's done (we want it first--Pffft! And I have to follow the wishes of the artist, who plans to release the copyright with the issue) |
![[1]](http://www.blackironprison.com/images/1/1e/Cover_issue_1.jpg){kind=link}
![[2]](http://www.blackironprison.com/images/1/14/Cover_issue_2.jpg){kind=link}
![[3]](http://www.blackironprison.com/images/7/78/Untitled-8-1.png){kind=link}
![[4]](http://www.blackironprison.com/images/c/cb/Cover_issue_4.jpg){kind=link}
![[5]](http://www.blackironprison.com/images/8/8f/Cover_issue_7.jpg){kind=link}
(Most of this is ripped off straight from intermittens.org. If you use any of these images, please link back there.)