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This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of [[Operation Mindfuck]]: [[OMGASM|Golden Apple Seed Mission]], or [[OMGASM]], meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of '''''Intermittens''''' and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth. |
This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of [[Operation Mindfuck]]: [[OMGASM|Golden Apple Seed Mission]], or [[OMGASM]], meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of '''''Intermittens''''' and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth. |
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'''''Intermittens''''' is being published on a (roughly) monthly schedule. If you're interested in helping out, check in at [http://intermittens.org intermittens.org] or [http://intermittens.info intermittens.info] and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures. |
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== Issues == |
== Issues == |
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|1 - [http://www.principiadiscordia.com/intermittens/InterMittens_01.23_loRes.pdf Debut First Issue!]|| [[Image:Cover_issue_1.jpg]] || November 2008 || [http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=User:Professor_Cramulus Cramulus] |
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|1 - Debut First Issue! || November 2008 (Revised layout December 2008) || Cramulus |
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Layout by: Telarus, KSC |
Layout by: [http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=User:telarus Telarus, KSC] |
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|| [http://www.principiadiscordia.com/intermittens/InterMittens_01.23_loRes.pdf Intermittens #1 ''Issue 01 Screen Media''] |
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|| Premiere issue. Original version was edited by Professor Cramulus; revised version featured layout by Telarus |
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[http://www.principiadiscordia.com/intermittens/InterMittens_01.23_hiRes.pdf Intermittens #1 ''Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics)''] |
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[http://www.scribd.com/doc/13236803/InterMittens-vol-0123 ''Scribd Link''] |
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|2 - The Elements of New Discordia|| December 2008 || Vexati0n || |
|2 - [http://www.discoflux.com/images/imittens_v2_lossy.pdf The Elements of New Discordia]|| [[Image:Cover_issue_2.jpg]] || December 2008 || Vexati0n || [http://www.discoflux.com/images/imittens_v2_lossy.pdf Intermittens #2 ''The Elements of New Discordia''] |
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[http://www.discoflux.com/images/imittens_v2_lossless.pdf Intermittens #2 ''The Elements of New Discordia'' (Higher Quality Graphics)] |
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[http://www.scribd.com/doc/8916570/Intermittens-v2-Lossless ''Scribd Link''] |
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|3 - Weirdness|| |
|3 - Weirdness|| [[Image:Untitled-8-1.png]] || February 2009 || Rev. What's-His-Name || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/24574250/Intermittens-3 ''Scribd Link''] |
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|4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! || |
|4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed!|| [[image:Cover_issue_4.jpg]] || March 2009 || Man in the Black Cloak || ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK |
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|5 - The Law of Fives|| |
|5 - The Law of Fives|| [[Image:Cover issue 5.png]] || February 2009 || Cainad || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/14101632/Intermittens-Issue-5-the-Law-of-Fives-edited-by-Cainad ''Scribd Link''] |
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|6 - Lesser Poop|| |
|6 - Lesser Poop|| [[Image:cover_issue_6.jpg|250px]] || April 2009 || Cramulus || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/14660538/Intermittens-6-Lesser-Poop ''Scribd Link''] |
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|7 - Operation Mindfuck || |
|7 - Operation Mindfuck|| [[image:Cover_issue_7.jpg|250px]] || May 2009 || [[User:Sheered Völva|Sheered Völva]] || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/17154992/Inter-Mittens-Vol-7-OM ''Scribd Link''] |
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|8 - Self Reliance || February 2010 || |
|8 - Self Reliance|| [[image:cover_issue_8.jpg|250px]] || February 2010 || Placid Dingo|| [http://www.scribd.com/doc/26819711/Intermittens-vol-8-Self-Reliance ''Scribd Link''] |
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|9 - Phobia|| [[image:cover_issue_9.jpg|250px|]] || April 2010 || Yatto/Peleus || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/29726949/Intermittens-Nine ''Scribd Link''] |
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|9 - Phobias || June 2010 || Peleus || Fears |
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|10 - Meatspace|| [[image:cover_issue_10.jpg|250px]]|| May 2010 || Placid Dingo || [http://www.scribd.com/doc/31068944/Inter-Mittens-10 ''Scribd Link''] |
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|6 - Discordia in Theory and Practice|| Cover Image TK || Undeclared release date || p3nt4gr4m || Accepting Submissions here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19194.0 |
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|11 - Citation Needed|| Cover Image TK || Undeclared release date || LMNO || Accepting Submissions here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20413.0 |
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Other issues planned include "Discordia Theory and Practice" to be edited by P3nt4gr4m, and "Citation Needed" LMNO. For more information on submitting or editing, consult the http://www.intermittens.org or http://www.intermittens.info websites. |
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Understand that some contents may be considered [[NSFW]] |
Understand that some contents may be considered [[NSFW]] |
Revision as of 15:22, 5 January 2011
Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.
Background
Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.
This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or OMGASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.
Issues
To see all current issues and to learn about coming issues, go to http://www.intermittens.info or http://www.intermittens.org or http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/intermittens.html
Issue Number | Cover | Date of Release | Editor | Notes |
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1 - Debut First Issue! | November 2008 | Cramulus
Layout by: Telarus, KSC |
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media
Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics) | |
2 - The Elements of New Discordia | December 2008 | Vexati0n | Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia
Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics) | |
3 - Weirdness | File:Untitled-8-1.png | February 2009 | Rev. What's-His-Name | Scribd Link |
4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! | March 2009 | Man in the Black Cloak | ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK | |
5 - The Law of Fives | February 2009 | Cainad | Scribd Link | |
6 - Lesser Poop | April 2009 | Cramulus | Scribd Link | |
7 - Operation Mindfuck | May 2009 | Sheered Völva | Scribd Link | |
8 - Self Reliance | February 2010 | Placid Dingo | Scribd Link | |
9 - Phobia | April 2010 | Yatto/Peleus | Scribd Link | |
10 - Meatspace | May 2010 | Placid Dingo | Scribd Link | |
6 - Discordia in Theory and Practice | Cover Image TK | Undeclared release date | p3nt4gr4m | Accepting Submissions here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19194.0 |
11 - Citation Needed | Cover Image TK | Undeclared release date | LMNO | Accepting Submissions here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20413.0 |
Understand that some contents may be considered NSFW