Intermittens

Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.

Background

Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.

This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or OMGASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.

Intermittens is being published on a (roughly) monthly schedule. If you're interested in helping out, check in at intermittens.org and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.

Issues

Some information below needs updating. To see all current issues and to learn about coming issues, go to http://www.intermittens.info or http://www.intermittens.org

Number/Theme	Date of Release	Editor	Notes
1 - Debut First Issue!	November 2008 (Revised layout December 2008)	Cramulus Layout by: Telarus, KSC	Premiere issue. Original version was edited by Professor Cramulus; revised version featured layout by Telarus
2 - The Elements of New Discordia	December 2008	Vexati0n	Discordia, the next generation
3 - Weirdness	March 2009	Rev. What's-His-Name	Discordian weirdness
4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed!	April 2009	Man in the Black Cloak	This issue was pulled from the site very shortly after release
5 - The Law of Fives	April 2009	Hoopla	Theme and variation on The Law of Fives
6 - Lesser Poop	May 2009	Cramulus	Short pieces for reading on the toilet
7 - Operation Mindfuck	June 2009 (scheduled)	Sheered Völva	Accepting Submissions everywhere including: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19605.0 (read this to see what I'm looking for) http://www.23ae.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/illuminatusinnersanctum http://www.intermittens.org http://principiadiscordia.com (If you don't want to post a submission publicly, join and send me a private message) Email me: I have a temporary email set up just for this issue. It's isubmit@ymail.com. It will be active until shortly after the issue's done. SEE HERE: This working version of the cover (art/photo are original, but not by me) is copyrighted until the issue's done (we want it first--Pffft! And I have to follow the wishes of the artist, who plans to release the copyright with the issue)

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Other issues planned include "Discordia Theory and Practice" to be edited by P3nt4gr4m, and "Citation Needed" LMNO. For more information on submitting or editing, consult the www.intermittens.org or www.intermittens.info websites.