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    (excerpt from [[TheIlluminatusTrilogy]] by [[Robert Anton Wilson]] & [[Robert Shea]])
    (excerpt from [[TheIlluminatusTrilogy]] by [[Robert Anton Wilson]] & [[Robert Shea]])
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    Through a bullhorn, a police captain began to shout,


    == CLEAR THE PLAZA CLEAR THE PLAZA. ==
    == CLEAR THE PLAZA CLEAR THE PLAZA. ==


    The first reports of the annihilation camps were passed on to the [[OSS]] by a Swiss businessman evaluated as being one of the most trustworthy informants on affairs in Nazi Europe. The State Department decided that the stories were not confirmed. That was early in 1943. By autumn of that year, more urgent reports from the same source transmitted still through the OSS forced a major policy conference. It was again decided that the reports were not true. As winter began, the English government asked for another conference to discuss similar reports from their own intelligence networks and from the government of Rumania. The delegates met in Bermuda for a warm, sunny weekend, and decided that the reports were not true; they returned to their work refreshed and tanned. The death trains continued to roll. Early in 1944, Henry Morgenthau, Jr., Secretary of the Treasury, was reached by dissenters in the State Department, examined the evidence, and forced a meeting with President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Shaken by the assertions in Morgenthau's documents, Roosevelt pledged that he would act at once. He never did. It was said later that the State Department convinced him, once again, of their own analysis: the reports simply were not true. When Mr. Hitler said <i>Ver-nichtung</i> he had not really meant <i>Vemichtung</i>. An author, Ben Hecht, then placed an ad in the <i>New York Times</i>, presenting the evidence to the public; a group of prominent rabbis attacked him for alarming Jews unnecessarily and undermining confidence in America's Chief Executive during wartime. Finally, late that year, American and Russian troops began liberating the camps, and General Eisenhower insisted that news photographers take detailed movies which were released to the whole world. In the interval between the first suppressed report by the Swiss businessman and the liberation of the first camp, six million people had died.



    <b>"That's what we call a Bavarian Fire Drill," Simon explained to Joe. (It was another time; he was driving another Volkswagen. In fact, it was the night of April 23 and they were going to meet [[Tobias Knight]] at the UN building.) "It was one official named Winifred who'd been transferred from the Justice Department to a key State Department desk where every bit of evidence passed for evaluation. But the same principles apply everywhere. For instanceù we're half an hour early for the meeting anyhowùI'll give you an illustration right now." They were approaching the corner of Forty-third Street and Third Avenue and Simon had observed that the streetlight was changing to red. As he stopped the car, he opened the door and said to Joe, "Follow me."
    "That's what we call a Bavarian Fire Drill," Simon explained to Joe. (It was another time; he was driving another Volkswagen. In fact, it was the night of April 23 and they were going to meet [[Tobias Knight]] at the UN building.) "It was one official named Winifred who'd been transferred from the Justice Department to a key State Department desk where every bit of evidence passed for evaluation. But the same principles apply everywhere. For instance - we're half an hour early for the meeting anyhow - I'll give you an illustration right now." They were approaching the corner of Forty-third Street and Third Avenue and Simon had observed that the streetlight was changing to red. As he stopped the car, he opened the door and said to Joe, "Follow me."


    Puzzled, Joe got out as Simon ran to the car behind them, beat on the hood with his hand and shouted "Bavarian Fire Drill! Out!" He made vigorous but ambiguous motions with his hands and ran to the car next back. Joe saw the first subject look dubiously at his companion and then open the door and get out, obediently trailing behind Simon's urgent and somber figure.
    Puzzled, Joe got out as Simon ran to the car behind them, beat on the hood with his hand and shouted "Bavarian Fire Drill! Out!" He made vigorous but ambiguous motions with his hands and ran to the car next back. Joe saw the first subject look dubiously at his companion and then open the door and get out, obediently trailing behind Simon's urgent and somber figure.
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    As Joe trotted along, occasionally adding his own voice to persuade the more dubious drivers, every car gradually emptied and people formed a neat line heading back toward Lexington Avenue. Simon then ducked between two cars and began jogging toward the front of the line at Third Avenue again, shouting to everybody, "Complete circle! Stay in line!" Obediently, everyone followed in a great circle back to their own cars, reentering from the side opposite to that from which they had left. Simon and Joe climbed back into the VW, the light changed, and they sped ahead.
    As Joe trotted along, occasionally adding his own voice to persuade the more dubious drivers, every car gradually emptied and people formed a neat line heading back toward Lexington Avenue. Simon then ducked between two cars and began jogging toward the front of the line at Third Avenue again, shouting to everybody, "Complete circle! Stay in line!" Obediently, everyone followed in a great circle back to their own cars, reentering from the side opposite to that from which they had left. Simon and Joe climbed back into the VW, the light changed, and they sped ahead.


    "You see?" Simon asked. "Use words they've been conditioned to since childhoodù 'fire drill,' 'stay in line,' like thatù and never look back to see if they're obeying. They'll follow. Well, that's the way the Illuminati guaranteed that the [[Final Solution]] wouldn't be interrupted. Winifred, one guy who had been around long enough to have an impressive title, and his scrawl 'Evaluation: dubious' on the bottom of each memo . . . and six million died. Hilarious, isn't it?"
    "You see?" Simon asked. "Use words they've been conditioned to since childhood - 'fire drill,' 'stay in line,' like that - and never look back to see if they're obeying. They'll follow. Well, that's the way the Illuminati guaranteed that the [[Final Solution]] wouldn't be interrupted. Winifred, one guy who had been around long enough to have an impressive title, and his scrawl 'Evaluation: dubious' on the bottom of each memo . . . and six million died. Hilarious, isn't it?"


    And Joe remembered from the little book by [[Hagbard Celine]], [[Never Whistle While You're Pissing]] (privately printed, and distributed only to members of the [[JAMs]] and the [[Legion of Dynamic Discord]]): "The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness."</b>
    And Joe remembered from the little book by [[Hagbard Celine]], [[Never Whistle While You're Pissing]] (privately printed, and distributed only to members of the [[JAMs]] and the [[Legion of Dynamic Discord]]): "The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness."
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    Latest revision as of 17:05, 19 August 2010

    (excerpt from TheIlluminatusTrilogy by Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea)


    CLEAR THE PLAZA CLEAR THE PLAZA.[edit]

    "That's what we call a Bavarian Fire Drill," Simon explained to Joe. (It was another time; he was driving another Volkswagen. In fact, it was the night of April 23 and they were going to meet Tobias Knight at the UN building.) "It was one official named Winifred who'd been transferred from the Justice Department to a key State Department desk where every bit of evidence passed for evaluation. But the same principles apply everywhere. For instance - we're half an hour early for the meeting anyhow - I'll give you an illustration right now." They were approaching the corner of Forty-third Street and Third Avenue and Simon had observed that the streetlight was changing to red. As he stopped the car, he opened the door and said to Joe, "Follow me."

    Puzzled, Joe got out as Simon ran to the car behind them, beat on the hood with his hand and shouted "Bavarian Fire Drill! Out!" He made vigorous but ambiguous motions with his hands and ran to the car next back. Joe saw the first subject look dubiously at his companion and then open the door and get out, obediently trailing behind Simon's urgent and somber figure.

    "Bavarian Fire Drill! Out!" Simon was already shouting at the third car back.

    As Joe trotted along, occasionally adding his own voice to persuade the more dubious drivers, every car gradually emptied and people formed a neat line heading back toward Lexington Avenue. Simon then ducked between two cars and began jogging toward the front of the line at Third Avenue again, shouting to everybody, "Complete circle! Stay in line!" Obediently, everyone followed in a great circle back to their own cars, reentering from the side opposite to that from which they had left. Simon and Joe climbed back into the VW, the light changed, and they sped ahead.

    "You see?" Simon asked. "Use words they've been conditioned to since childhood - 'fire drill,' 'stay in line,' like that - and never look back to see if they're obeying. They'll follow. Well, that's the way the Illuminati guaranteed that the Final Solution wouldn't be interrupted. Winifred, one guy who had been around long enough to have an impressive title, and his scrawl 'Evaluation: dubious' on the bottom of each memo . . . and six million died. Hilarious, isn't it?"

    And Joe remembered from the little book by Hagbard Celine, Never Whistle While You're Pissing (privately printed, and distributed only to members of the JAMs and the Legion of Dynamic Discord): "The individual act of obedience is the cornerstone not only of the strength of authoritarian society but also of its weakness."


    from a random web page:

    "Now I am running through a mall, with four teenage girls.  I am still a
    teenager myself.  Now it's a game - we are trying to see how much confusion
    we can create.  We shout at passers-by, things like "Oh no, he's getting
    away!" or "Hurry, don't fall behind!"  Many kids join us even though they
    don't actually know what the point is.  It's sort of like the "Bavarian Fire
    Drill" in the Illuminatus! trilogy."
    
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