How to find it
Well, there's eight secrets, which you add together to make one super-secret. Simple algebra. For example.
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 8, one secret = 1/8, entire universe = 1/1, one secret of the universe x 8 = entire universe!
There's also eight gods. Each has a secret. They are...
- The Dimensional Transfunctioner
- General Miaow
- The Holy Spoon
- The Reality Fish
- Thomas the Walking Head
- A Magical Trumpet Called Bill
- The DXM Angel
What are the implications?
Sooner or later somebody will write a book with the secret of the universe, which most people do NOT expect. This will be a BIG SURPRISE.
Is it a religion?
Well, it has gods, but the similarities end there.