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"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." |
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." |
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"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." |
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." |
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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep" |
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep" |
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"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." |
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." |
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"I took an IQ test and the results were negative." |
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative." |
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"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear." |
"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear." |
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"Give me ambiguity or give me something else." |
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else." |
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"Have you drugged your kids today?" |
"Have you drugged your kids today?" |
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"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." |
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." |
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"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." |
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." |
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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." |
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"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't." |
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't." |
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"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" |
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" |
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"He who laughs last, thinks slowest" |
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest" |
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." |
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." |
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Revision as of 16:40, 29 October 2005
Found on Psychologists' Doors
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep"
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"Have you drugged your kids today?"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."