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By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... '''kill yourself'''.<br> |
"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... '''kill yourself'''.<br> |
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No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can.<br> |
No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can."<br> |
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Okay? - Kill Yourself - seriously.<br> |
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Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend - I don't care how you do it.<br> |
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"'''No''', This is not a joke!"<br> |
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"....''he's doing a joke...''"<br> |
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Suck a tail-pipe,<br> |
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Fucking hang yourself,<br> |
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borrow a gun from a friend<br> |
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"''Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart.''"<br> |
"''Oh, you know what Bill's doing? He's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart.''"<br> |
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Oh man! I am NOT doing that. You fucking EVIL scumbags! |
"'''Oh man! I am NOT doing that. You fucking EVIL scumbags!'''" |
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''Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. |
"''Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. |
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''That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing.'' |
''That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing.''" |
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GODAMMIT! I'M NOT DOING THAT, YOU SCUM-BAGS!<br> |
'''"GODAMMIT! I'M NOT DOING THAT, YOU SCUM-BAGS!'''<br> |
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QUIT PUTTING A GODDAMN DOLLAR SIGN ON EVERY FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET! |
'''QUIT PUTTING A GODDAMN DOLLAR SIGN ON EVERY FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET!'''" |
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''Oooooh! the anger dollar. '''HUGE!''' Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that.'' |
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God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! |
'''God, I'm just caught in a fucking web!''' |
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''Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar...'' |
''Ooh! the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar...'' |
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How do you live like that? <br> |
'''How do you live like that?''' <br> |
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'''I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?''' |
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From [[Bill Hicks]]'s skit "Marketing and Advertising" off of his comedy album "Arizona Bay" (?) |
From [[Bill Hicks]]'s skit "Marketing and Advertising" off of his comedy album "Arizona Bay" (?) |
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Revision as of 04:33, 25 October 2005
"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. <whispers> "Kill yourself." "Aaahh, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay? - Kill Yourself - seriously." "You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously." "There's no fucking joke coming!. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. "Planting seeds." "I know all the marketing people are going," "I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh man! I am NOT doing that. You fucking EVIL scumbags!" "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." "GODAMMIT! I'M NOT DOING THAT, YOU SCUM-BAGS! Oooooh! the anger dollar. HUGE! Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that. God, I'm just caught in a fucking web! Ooh! the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar... How do you live like that? |
From Bill Hicks's skit "Marketing and Advertising" off of his comedy album "Arizona Bay" (?)