Emoticons

Useful Internet Emoticons

EMOTICON MEANING

:)  Happy person 

:(  Sad person 

:-)  Happy person with a nose 

:-(  Sad person with a nose 

:---(  Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose 

:(    Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose 

:-D   Person laughing 

:-D*  Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 
      5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip 

:-|   Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose  

>8-O-(&)  Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm 

;-)   Person winking 

.-)   Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball 

:-0WW  Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims 

:-Q   Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette 

>:-Q -...  Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he
           suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind 
           of discharge dribbling from his cybermember 

:-{8       Person who is unhappy with the results of her 
           breast-enlargement surgery 

:V:-|  Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk 
       to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator
       on his or her head 

~oE]:-|  Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head
         containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays 

>:-[ -{9  Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel