Discordian Calendar

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PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

Seasons

1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

Days of the Week*

1. Sweetmorn
2. Boomtime
3. Pungenday
4. Prickle-Prickle
5. Setting Orange

(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)

HOLYDAYS

A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS

1. Mungday
2. Mojoday
3. Syaday
4. Zaraday
5. Maladay

Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

B) SEASON HOLYDAYS

1. Chaoflux
2. Discoflux
3. Confuflux
4. Bureflux
5. Afflux

Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season

C) ST. TIB'S DAY

Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
Next St. Tibs Day in 3158

Date Table

                    SM BT PD PP SO
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Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59 60
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39
Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 
    10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49
    15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54
    20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59
    25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64
    30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69
Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
     9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6
    14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11
    19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16
    24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21
    29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26
Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31
     8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36
    13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41
    18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46
    23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51
    28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56
Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61
     8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66
    13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71
    18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8
    28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13
Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18
     7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23
    12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28
    17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33
    22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38
    27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43
Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48
     7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53
    12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58
    17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63
    22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68
    27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73

Years

1991 = 3157

See also

For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/

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DDate

if you have any *nix system under your hands:

DDate

• man ddate
• ddate
• ddate +%.

or best: echo `ddate` > /etc/profile

[Emperor Norton http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~acb/norton/]]

DeBian: apt-get install ddate

ddate.exe http://www.neuro.gatech.edu/users/cwilson/cygutils-package/

check out the DiscoDatePerlModule

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