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    PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR
    ==PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR==

    ===Seasons===
    #Chaos - Patron Apostle [[Hung Mung]]
    #Discord - Patron Apostle [[Dr. Van Van Mojo]]
    #Confusion - Patron Apostle [[Sri Syadasti]]
    #Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle [[Zarathud]]
    #The Aftermath - Patron Apostle [[The Elder Malaclypse]]

    The number of days in each season can be easily remembered with this simple poem:


    <pre>
    Seasons
    Thirty days hath
    Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath.
    </pre>


    ===Days of the Week*===
    1.Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
    #Sweetmorn
    2.Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
    #Boomtime
    3.Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
    #Pungenday
    4.Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
    #Prickle-Prickle
    5.The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
    #Setting Orange


    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)
    Days of the Week*
    1.Sweetmorn
    2.Boomtime
    3.Pungenday
    4.Prickle-Prickle
    5.Setting Orange


    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements:
    sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)


    HOLYDAYS
    ===HOLYDAYS===
    A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
    ====A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS====
    #Mungday
    1) Mungday 1) Chaoflux
    #Mojoday
    2) Mojoday 2) Discoflux
    #Syaday
    3) Syaday 3) Confuflux
    #Zaraday
    4) Zaraday 4) Bureflux
    #Maladay
    5) Maladay 5) Afflux
    Each occurs on the 5th Each occurs on the 50th
    Each occurs on the 5th day of the [[#Seasons|Season]]
    day of the Season day of each Season


    ====B) SEASON HOLYDAYS====
    C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted
    #Chaoflux
    between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
    #Discoflux
    #Confuflux
    #Bureflux
    #Afflux
    Each occurs on the 50th day of each [[#Seasons|Season]]


    ====C) ST. TIB'S DAY====
    SM BT PD PP SO SM BT PD PP SO
    Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the [[#Seasons|Season]] of Chaos.<br/>
    -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    Next St. Tibs Day occur in the following [[#Years|years]]
    Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
    *3158
    6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
    *3162
    11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54
    *3166
    16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59
    *3170
    21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64
    *3174
    26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69
    *3178
    31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
    *3182
    Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6
    *3186
    10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
    *3190
    15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
    *3194
    20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
    *3198
    25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26
    *3202
    Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31
    7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
    12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41
    17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
    22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51
    27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
    Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
    6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
    11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
    16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
    21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8
    26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
    May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18
    6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23
    11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28
    16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
    21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
    26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
    31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48
    Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68
    25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73
    30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39


    ===Date Table===
    '''Gregorian''' ''' POEE'''
    <br/>
    SM BT PD PP SO
    -- -- -- -- --
    Jan 1 2 3 4 '''5''' 1 2 3 4 '''5''' Chs ('''Mungday''')
    6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10
    11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30
    31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35
    Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40
    10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45
    15 16 17 18 '''19''' 46 47 48 49 '''50''' ('''Chaoflux''')
    20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55
    25 26 27 28'''*''' 1 56 57 58 59'''*'''60 ('''St. Tib's Day''')
    Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65
    7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70
    <br/>
    12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc
    17 18 '''19''' 20 21 3 4 '''5''' 6 7 ('''Mojoday''')
    22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12
    27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17
    Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22
    6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27
    11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32
    16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37
    21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42
    26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47
    May <!-- fnord -->'''1'''<!-- fnord --> 2 '''3''' 4 5 '''48''' 49 '''50''' 51 52 ('''Discoflux''')
    6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57
    11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62
    16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67
    21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72
    <br/>
    26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn
    '''31''' 1 2 3 4 '''5''' 6 7 8 9 ('''Syaday''')
    Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
    25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39
    Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44
    10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
    '''15''' 16 17 18 19 '''50''' 51 52 53 54 ('''Confuflux''')
    20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59
    25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64
    30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69
    <br/>
    Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
    9 10 11 '''12''' 13 2 3 4 '''5''' 6 ('''Zaraday''')
    14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
    19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
    24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
    29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26
    Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31
    8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
    13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41
    18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
    23 24 25 '''26''' 27 47 48 49 '''50''' 51 ('''Bureflux''')
    28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
    Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
    8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
    13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
    <br/>
    18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
    23 '''24''' 25 26 27 4 '''5''' 6 7 8 ('''Maladay''')
    28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
    Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18
    7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23
    12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28
    17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
    22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
    27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
    Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48
    7 '''8''' 9 10 11 49 '''50''' 51 52 53 ('''Afflux''')
    12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
    17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63
    22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68
    27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73


    ===Years===
    [1991 = 3157] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3158]
    1991 = 3157<br/>
    2006 = 3172<br/>
    See [[Greyface]]


    ==See also==
    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/
    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/



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    "And the Lord stood upon the mountain top, and looking down on this followers he spoke:
    "And the Lord stood upon the mountain top, and looking down on this followers he spoke:
    "HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!"- Maz
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    what is the holy haladay of islom???!!??
    what is the holy haladay of islom???!!??


    [[Category:Discordian]]
    [[Category:Discordian]]
    [[Category:Holydays]]

    Latest revision as of 01:03, 15 October 2007

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    PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR[edit]

    Seasons[edit]

    1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
    2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
    3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
    4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
    5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

    The number of days in each season can be easily remembered with this simple poem: 

    Thirty days hath
Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath.

    Days of the Week*[edit]

    1. Sweetmorn
    2. Boomtime
    3. Pungenday
    4. Prickle-Prickle
    5. Setting Orange

    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)


    HOLYDAYS[edit]

    A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS[edit]

    1. Mungday
    2. Mojoday
    3. Syaday
    4. Zaraday
    5. Maladay

    Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

    B) SEASON HOLYDAYS[edit]

    1. Chaoflux
    2. Discoflux
    3. Confuflux
    4. Bureflux
    5. Afflux

    Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season

    C) ST. TIB'S DAY[edit]

    Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
    Next St. Tibs Day occur in the following years

    • 3158
    • 3162
    • 3166
    • 3170
    • 3174
    • 3178
    • 3182
    • 3186
    • 3190
    • 3194
    • 3198
    • 3202

    Date Table[edit]

          Gregorian          POEE

    
                    SM BT PD PP SO
                    -- -- -- -- --
Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs (Mungday)
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50     (Chaoflux)
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59*60     (St. Tib's Day)
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70

    
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7     (Mojoday)
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52     (Discoflux)
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72

    
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9     (Syaday)
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39
Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 
    10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49
    15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54     (Confuflux)
    20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59
    25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64
    30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69

    
Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
     9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6     (Zaraday)
    14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11
    19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16
    24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21
    29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26
Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31
     8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36
    13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41
    18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46
    23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51     (Bureflux)
    28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56
Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61
     8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66
    13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71

    
    18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8     (Maladay)
    28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13
Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18
     7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23
    12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28
    17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33
    22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38
    27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43
Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48
     7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53     (Afflux)
    12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58
    17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63
    22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68
    27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73

    Years[edit]

    1991 = 3157
    2006 = 3172
    See Greyface

    See also[edit]

    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/

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    http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays has post Principia Discordia holydays


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    DDate

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