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    ==PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR==
    ===============================================================================
    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil:
    I the LORD do all these things Isaiah 45:7


    ===Seasons===
    ===============================================================================
    #Chaos - Patron Apostle [[Hung Mung]]

    #Discord - Patron Apostle [[Dr. Van Van Mojo]]
    The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of God has been given to you,
    #Confusion - Patron Apostle [[Sri Syadasti]]
    but to others I speak in parables, so that, 'through seeing, they may not see;
    #Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle [[Zarathud]]
    through hearing, they may not understand. Luke 8:10
    #The Aftermath - Patron Apostle [[The Elder Malaclypse]]

    ===============================================================================

    Onwards Christian Soldiers,
    Onwards Buddhist Priests.
    Onward, Fruits of Islam,
    Fight till you're deceased.
    Fight your little battles.
    Join in thickest fray;
    For the Greater Glory,
    of Dis-cord-i-a.
    Yah, yah, yah,
    Yah, yah, yah, yah.
    Blfffffffffffft! http://www.fringewire.com/pics/midget.jpg

    -- An Erisian Hymn
    by Rev. Dr. Mungojerry Grindlebone, KOB
    Episkopos, THE RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS

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    The number of days in each season can be easily remembered with this simple poem:
    PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR


    <pre>
    Seasons
    Thirty days hath
    Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath.
    </pre>


    ===Days of the Week*===
    1.Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
    #Sweetmorn
    2.Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
    #Boomtime
    3.Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
    #Pungenday
    4.Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
    #Prickle-Prickle
    5.The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
    #Setting Orange


    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)
    Days of the Week*
    1.Sweetmorn
    2.Boomtime
    3.Pungenday
    4.Prickle-Prickle
    5.Setting Orange


    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements:
    sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)


    HOLYDAYS
    ===HOLYDAYS===
    A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
    ====A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS====
    #Mungday
    1) Mungday 1) Chaoflux
    #Mojoday
    2) Mojoday 2) Discoflux
    #Syaday
    3) Syaday 3) Confuflux
    #Zaraday
    4) Zaraday 4) Bureflux
    #Maladay
    5) Maladay 5) Afflux
    Each occurs on the 5th Each occurs on the 50th
    Each occurs on the 5th day of the [[#Seasons|Season]]
    day of the Season day of each Season


    ====B) SEASON HOLYDAYS====
    C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted
    #Chaoflux
    between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
    #Discoflux
    #Confuflux
    #Bureflux
    #Afflux
    Each occurs on the 50th day of each [[#Seasons|Season]]


    ====C) ST. TIB'S DAY====
    SM BT PD PP SO SM BT PD PP SO
    Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the [[#Seasons|Season]] of Chaos.<br/>
    -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
    Next St. Tibs Day occur in the following [[#Years|years]]
    Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
    *3158
    6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
    *3162
    11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54
    *3166
    16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59
    *3170
    21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64
    *3174
    26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69
    *3178
    31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
    *3182
    Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6
    *3186
    10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
    *3190
    15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
    *3194
    20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
    *3198
    25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26
    *3202
    Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31
    7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
    12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41
    17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
    22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51
    27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
    Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
    6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
    11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
    16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
    21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8
    26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
    May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18
    6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23
    11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28
    16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
    21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
    26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
    31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48
    Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68
    25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73
    30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39


    ===Date Table===
    '''Gregorian''' ''' POEE'''
    <br/>
    SM BT PD PP SO
    -- -- -- -- --
    Jan 1 2 3 4 '''5''' 1 2 3 4 '''5''' Chs ('''Mungday''')
    6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10
    11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30
    31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35
    Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40
    10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45
    15 16 17 18 '''19''' 46 47 48 49 '''50''' ('''Chaoflux''')
    20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55
    25 26 27 28'''*''' 1 56 57 58 59'''*'''60 ('''St. Tib's Day''')
    Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65
    7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70
    <br/>
    12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc
    17 18 '''19''' 20 21 3 4 '''5''' 6 7 ('''Mojoday''')
    22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12
    27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17
    Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22
    6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27
    11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32
    16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37
    21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42
    26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47
    May <!-- fnord -->'''1'''<!-- fnord --> 2 '''3''' 4 5 '''48''' 49 '''50''' 51 52 ('''Discoflux''')
    6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57
    11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62
    16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67
    21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72
    <br/>
    26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn
    '''31''' 1 2 3 4 '''5''' 6 7 8 9 ('''Syaday''')
    Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
    25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
    30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39
    Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44
    10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
    '''15''' 16 17 18 19 '''50''' 51 52 53 54 ('''Confuflux''')
    20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59
    25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64
    30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69
    <br/>
    Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
    9 10 11 '''12''' 13 2 3 4 '''5''' 6 ('''Zaraday''')
    14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
    19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
    24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
    29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26
    Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31
    8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
    13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41
    18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
    23 24 25 '''26''' 27 47 48 49 '''50''' 51 ('''Bureflux''')
    28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
    Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
    8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
    13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
    <br/>
    18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
    23 '''24''' 25 26 27 4 '''5''' 6 7 8 ('''Maladay''')
    28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
    Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18
    7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23
    12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28
    17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
    22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
    27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
    Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48
    7 '''8''' 9 10 11 49 '''50''' 51 52 53 ('''Afflux''')
    12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
    17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63
    22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68
    27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73


    ===Years===
    [1991 = 3157] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3158]
    1991 = 3157<br/>
    2006 = 3172<br/>
    See [[Greyface]]


    ==See also==
    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/
    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/



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    http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays has post ''Principia Discordia'' holydays



    ===DDate===
    if you have any *nix system under your hands:
    if you have any *nix system under your hands:


    [[DDate]]
    DDaTe


    * man ddate
    * man ddate
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    or best: echo `ddate` > /etc/profile


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    [Emperor Norton http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~acb/norton/]]


    DeBian: apt-get install ddate
    DeBian: apt-get install ddate
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    check out the DiscoDatePerlModule
    check out the [[DiscoDatePerlModule]]

    ----


    ===============================================================================


    Dear Applicant,
    Dear Applicant,
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    Johnny Mu
    Johnny Mu


    The International MumMu Corporation
    The International [[MumMu]] Corporation


    P.S. I have enclosed a free sample of one of our finest products from our Alamount plant.
    P.S. I have enclosed a free sample of one of our finest products from our Alamount plant.
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    <enclosure>
    <enclosure>


    ----
    ===============================================================================


    = "Many mind-altering substances can be bought in the supermarket."


    ===============================================================================


    "Many mind-altering substances can be bought in the supermarket."
    ----
    "And the Lord stood upon the mountain top, and looking down on this followers he spoke:
    "And the Lord stood upon the mountain top, and looking down on this followers he spoke:
    "HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!"- Maz
    "HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!"- Maz


    what is the holy haladay of islom???!!??


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    [[Category:Holydays]]
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    what is the holy haladay of islom???!!??

    Latest revision as of 01:03, 15 October 2007

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    PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR[edit]

    Seasons[edit]

    1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
    2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
    3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
    4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
    5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

    The number of days in each season can be easily remembered with this simple poem: 

    Thirty days hath
Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath.

    Days of the Week*[edit]

    1. Sweetmorn
    2. Boomtime
    3. Pungenday
    4. Prickle-Prickle
    5. Setting Orange

    (* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)


    HOLYDAYS[edit]

    A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS[edit]

    1. Mungday
    2. Mojoday
    3. Syaday
    4. Zaraday
    5. Maladay

    Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

    B) SEASON HOLYDAYS[edit]

    1. Chaoflux
    2. Discoflux
    3. Confuflux
    4. Bureflux
    5. Afflux

    Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season

    C) ST. TIB'S DAY[edit]

    Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
    Next St. Tibs Day occur in the following years

    • 3158
    • 3162
    • 3166
    • 3170
    • 3174
    • 3178
    • 3182
    • 3186
    • 3190
    • 3194
    • 3198
    • 3202

    Date Table[edit]

          Gregorian          POEE

    
                    SM BT PD PP SO
                    -- -- -- -- --
Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs (Mungday)
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50     (Chaoflux)
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59*60     (St. Tib's Day)
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70

    
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7     (Mojoday)
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52     (Discoflux)
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72

    
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9     (Syaday)
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39
Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 
    10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49
    15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54     (Confuflux)
    20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59
    25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64
    30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69

    
Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
     9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6     (Zaraday)
    14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11
    19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16
    24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21
    29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26
Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31
     8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36
    13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41
    18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46
    23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51     (Bureflux)
    28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56
Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61
     8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66
    13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71

    
    18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8     (Maladay)
    28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13
Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18
     7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23
    12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28
    17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33
    22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38
    27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43
Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48
     7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53     (Afflux)
    12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58
    17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63
    22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68
    27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73

    Years[edit]

    1991 = 3157
    2006 = 3172
    See Greyface

    See also[edit]

    For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/

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    http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays has post Principia Discordia holydays


    DDate[edit]

    if you have any *nix system under your hands:

    DDate

    • man ddate
    • ddate
    • ddate +%.

    or best: echo `ddate` > /etc/profile

    [Emperor Norton http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~acb/norton/]]

    DeBian: apt-get install ddate

    ddate.exe http://www.neuro.gatech.edu/users/cwilson/cygutils-package/


    check out the DiscoDatePerlModule


    Dear Applicant,

    First and foremost, I would like to thank you for applying for the __________ position offered recently in __________ Magazine.

    As the President, CEO, and sole employee of the International Mummu Corporation and Empire, further known as the Third Raelian Supplicant of Unimatrix 23, I take great pride in personally reviewing each and every resume from all applicants.

    As you can imagine, our hiring protocols are quite stringent which makes for a very competitive environment. Therefore, I regret to inform you that you are no longer being considered for employment at this time.

    The results of the required drug test is the primary reason you are no longer being considered for employment. Unfortunately, the tests show that you have a system entirely devoid of any illegal chemical substances. The International Mummu Corporation thrives on the creativity of our employees and our studies have shown that certain types of hallucinatory chemicals enhance this inner creative fervor.

    Should positions be available in the future, we welcome you to resubmit your resume and application.

    Regards, Johnny Mu

    The International MumMu Corporation

    P.S. I have enclosed a free sample of one of our finest products from our Alamount plant. You may find it useful and illuminating.


    <enclosure> 

    "Many mind-altering substances can be bought in the supermarket."

    "And the Lord stood upon the mountain top, and looking down on this followers he spoke: 

                       "HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!"- Maz

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