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    Some ASCII art cows.

    This page is an obvious testimony to the fact that some people have way moo much time on their hands.

      ______________
      |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
      |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
      |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
      |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
            ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
            ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
      ______||_______
      | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
      |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
            ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
            ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
            ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
            ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
    
     -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
    
              (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
              (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
      / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
     *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
        ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
         Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                       with milk     after milking      cow with milk
    
              (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
              (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
       /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
      / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
     *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
        ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
         Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                    seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
    
               (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
               (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
       /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
      * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
         ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
      ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
      Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
        a shit            shit             kicked out of her
    
    
              (__)
              (oo)                       U
       /-------\/                    /---V
      / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^
    
     Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
    
                                                
                                               
              (__)                     )__(    Huh???           vv    vv
              (oo)                     (oo)                      ||----||  *
       /-------\/               *-------\/                       ||     | /
      / |     ||               / |     ||                       /\-------/
     *  ||----||              /  ||----||                      (oo)
        ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                      (~~)
    
     American Cow              Polish (Kasai) Cow            Australian Cow
    
    
    
              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
              (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
       /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
      / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
     *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
     Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
     start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
    
    
              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
              (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
       /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
      / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
     *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
     Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                           psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
    
    
                                             /\                  __
                                            /  \                 ||
                 (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
                 SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
          /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
         / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
        *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
           ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
        This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
      to George Washington       this cow                   cow
    
    
                                                     (__)
             *        (__)                           (oo)
              \       (oo)                     /------\/
               \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
                | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
                ||----||                    *  ||----||
                ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
         Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
           to Caesar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer
    
    
                       (___)               (__)      (__)
                       ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
                /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
               / |     ||V                   |        |
              *  ||----||                    ||------||
                 ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
       The cyclops that Ulysses and       This cow lived with
        his crew met had this cow            Dr. Doolittle
    
    
                 (__)                   (__)
                 [##]                   (@o)
          /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
         / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
        *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
           ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
     This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
      to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
    
    
                        (____)               (____)                         (____)
                        (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
             /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
            / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
           /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
          *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
              /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
         This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
          to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                               legs or eight
    
                              (__)
              (__)            (oo)         (__)
              (oo)            /\/          (oo)
       /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
      / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
     *  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
        OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
     
      Cow-vertible      .     .     .
    
    
                                   (__)
     *_                     *_     ( oo             *_
       \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
        \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
         ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
         OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO
    
                         Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)
    
    
      *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
       \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
        \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
         |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
         ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
         ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
                   Twins                         Cow Catcher
    
                                  (__)
              (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
              (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
       /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
      / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
     *  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                         ^^      ^^
      Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
          Cow                Cow
    
    
              (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
              (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
       /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
      / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
     *  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
       Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
         cow                  cow                        cow
                                              (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                                   Use your imagination.)
    
    
                   O__O                             \_|_/
                   (oo)                             (oo)
            /-------\/                       /-------\/
           / |     ||                       / |     ||
          *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
        Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
    
    
    
                             (__)                        (__)
                     ^^      (oo)                        (--)
                 ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
              ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
            ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
         ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
         Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                                 (What a bod, huh guys?)
    
            *                                                 (__)
             \                                                (DD)
              \                                        /-------\/
              |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
            \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
            \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
             \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
              ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
               \\ ||
                \\||
                 \||
                  ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                   \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                    \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
     Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                    / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                    / / /    (oo)|      / /
       ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
        ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
           @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
            @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
         /--UU--\/        (____________)
        / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
       *  ||---||
    
       (New) Jersey Cow
    
    
                           O O                 O O
                            \ \               / /
                             \ \          (__) /
              (__)            \ \         (xx)/
              (DD)             \ +--------+\//
       /-------\/               \|        | /
      / |     ||                 +--------+
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^
    Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
    
    
               o==+--
               |  |\ \
               |  | \ \    ____________________
               |   \ \ \   |                  |
               |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
               |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
               |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
               |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
               |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
             /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
            /     \       \|                  |
            |     |        |                  |
            \     /        |                  |
             \---/         |                  |
                           |                  |
                        --------------------------
                       (                          )
                        --------------------------
    
                      Cow-struction worker.
    
                                                   |
                                                 /---\
                                                 : = :
                                                 :   :
                               :,','. '.         :   :---\
                  ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :
    
                Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
    
    
             o  o
             |__|             (__)             (__)
             (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
      /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
     / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
    *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
       ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
     bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
     male relative     cow              cow            cow
     cow
                           x
                       xxxx|xxxx
                    xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                           |
                          //
                    (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                    (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
             /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
            / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
           *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
              ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
         Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
    
    
                                o        o             (__)    ^
                                 \      /              (oo)   /
                                  \    /           _____\/___/
                 (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
                 (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
        /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
       / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
      *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
         ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                            ^^     ^^           ^    ^
    
        Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
            Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
       (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
         cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
    
                o
                | [---]
                |   |
                |   |                              |------========|
           /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
          /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
          |            |                     ___|  |==============|
          |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
          \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
           \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
        -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
        |               |        *  ||------||-----^
        -----------------           ||      |      |
          /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
         /     ----    \
          ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
    
    
                    (__)
                   ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
                   __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
                  /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
                 /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
                /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                    \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                     /======   \/            =======/==============//
                  *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                     /      \ ^               //                   \\
    
                         Psycowlogist and patient
    
    
                                                   (___)
              \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
               \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
            *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
          ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
         ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
                   \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                    \__/
       It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
       It's a plane...                             //  \\    (Bruce Holstien)
                                                  //   //
                                                 ^^   ^^
    
    
                                              ==================
     _____________________________            H                H
     |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
     |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
     |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
     |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
     |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
     |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
     |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
     |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
     |             |             |            H                H       ||
     |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
     Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
    
    
         (  (    )
       ( (     )   )
       ( (         )
      (           / )
     ( ( \\       )
         ( |  // )
           |   |    (__)
           |   |    (oo)                   (__)
           |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
           |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
         **|   | ---||                \ __________/
        ``'---------^^
            Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
    
    
                       \  |  /         ___________
        ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
       |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
       | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
       |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
       | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
       |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
       | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
       |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
       |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
    ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
       |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
            `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
             || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                         (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
                  /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
                 / |     ||        ||_______| \
                *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
                   ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
    
                            "Cow Town"
    
    
                  \ (__)                       (__)
                  \\(oo)                       (\/)
             /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
            / |    (##)                / |     ||
           *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
              ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
        This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
    
    
             (__)                     (__)                     (__)
             (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
      /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
     / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
    *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
    Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
    
    
             (__)                                              (__)
             (oo)                                              (oo)
      /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
     / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
    *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
       ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
     Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                             *
                          **   **
                     * **  * * *  **
                    *   /  /   \ *  *
                 \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
              *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
                /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
                \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
                /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
              \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
             /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                     Cow in Heat
    
    
               (___)
               (o o)
         /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
        /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
       |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
       /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
      | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
      *  ^^   ^^      ^^
        Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
     
    
              (__)                 \__\                 (__)
              (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
       /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
        OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
     Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
    
    
                      (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                      (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
       /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
      / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
     *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
        OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
          li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
    
    
              ____
             (____)
                                    .xxxx.
              (__)                  '(oo)`
              (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
       /-------\/            / |    |============>
      / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
     *  ||----||               ~~    ~
        ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
        holy cow            armed and dangerous
    
    
              (___)             (___)
              (o o)             (o o)
       /-------\ /       /-------\ /
      / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
     *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
        ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
         A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
    
    
               (---)
               (   )
              /-----\                          (___)
              |     |                          (o o)
              |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
              |  |  |                  /  / \    O
              |  *  |                 *  | O |
              ^^   ^^                    -----
              Coward                  Phone Bull
    
    
                      __________________________________
             }__{    /      Send YOUR cow pictures to    \
             (00)   ( dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
      :****** \/ ==='\___________________________________/'
     : #     ##
       ##****##
       ""    ""
    
    
     |    |                              |    |           *
     |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
     |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
     |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
     |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
     |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
     |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
     |     _________________             |     _________________
     |    /                              |    /
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
     |    |                              |    |
    /      \                            /      \
    
    Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
    
    
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    \_________________
     |     _________________
     |    /
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |
     |    |                                (__)
     |    |                      *---------(..)
    /      \                        ^^----^^\/
    
    The attempt results in an udder disaster.
    
    
      .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
            .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
                 /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
                /      \              *        :        * ||____||
                | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
         .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
              / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
          .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
         . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
          / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
         |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
        .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
           .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
                !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                               :          ^^    ^^
      The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
    
    
                              ...---...
                           ../  / | \  \..
                         ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                        /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                       /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                       \          |          /
                        \         |         /
                         \        |        /
                          \       |       /
                           \      |      /
                            \     |     /
                             \    |    /
                              \   |   /
                               \  |  /
                                \ | /(__)
                                 \|/ (oo)
                              /---++--\/
                             / |  || ||
                            *  ||-++-||
                               ^^    ^^
    
                   Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
    
    
                  ..---..                             (__)
                 /       \                            (oo)
                 |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
                 |       |                    / |     ||
                 |       |                   *  ||----||
                 |       |                      ^^    ^^
                 |       |
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
    
                Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
    
    
                         (__)
                         (oo)
            /---+      +--\/
           / |  |      | ||
          *  ||-+      +-||
             ^^          ^^                             *
    
       David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
    
    
    
                                        (__)
                                        (oo)
                                 /-------\/
                                / |     ||
                               *  ||----||
                                  ^^    ^^
                                 (__)  (__)
                                 (oo)  (oo)
                          /-------\/    \/-------\
                         / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                        *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                           ^^                  ^^
                          (__)                (__)
                          (oo)                (oo)
                   /-------\/                  \/-------\
                  / |     ||                    ||     | \
                 *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                    ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                     Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
    
    
    
                        (__)                       _--------_
                        (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
                 /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
    
                / | 007 ||                         __________
               *  ||----||                        |_        _|
                  ^^    ^^                          --------
           Cow licensed to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
    
    
       The cow that didn't jump
       over the moon.
       ------------------------         !
                                        !
                                        ^
                                       / \              Hey diddle diddle
                                      /___\             The cat and the fiddle
                                     |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
                                     |     |                         launch pad...
                                     |     |
       ROCKET,                       |     |
       TAKING OFF                    |     |
       TOTALLY             \\        |     |
       OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
       THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
       THERE IS A                    |     |
       COW ON THE                    |     |
       LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
                                   / |##!##| \
                                  /  |##!##|  \
                                 |  / ^ | ^ \  |
                                 | /  ( | )  \ |
                                 |/   ( | )   \|
                                     ((   ))
                                    ((  :  ))
                                    ((  :  ))
                                     ((   ))
                                      (( ))
                                       ( )
                                        .                         *
                                        .
                                               _           _           *
                                         *     \\ *=      //
           COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
           UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
           LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
                                       // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
                                      //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
                   ________________________________________________ = * \\
                    ==============================================
                   //        //           !!           \\        \\
                  //        //            ||            \\        \\
    
    
                                                         (__)
                                                         (oo)
                                                        /'^^^-m
                (__)                                   / '' ` )
                (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
               / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
              /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
          ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
         *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
    
                Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
    
    
      ____             ____                                |+++++|
     |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
     |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
     |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
     |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
     -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
      o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
      |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
      |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
       -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
          \  |  __________________________________/
          |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
          / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
         / /  \ \
         ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?
    
    
             (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
             (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
       /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
      /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
     * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
     
     Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
    
    
     *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
      \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
       \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
       /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
      //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
      ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
     Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking
    
    
              (__)
              (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
               \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
           ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
           ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
        *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
            //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
           //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
           Cow marching            standing
    
    
       Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
       (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
       ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
       /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
    
    
    (___)
    (  --
     \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
       \O
    
    >> NOTE: When drawing new cows, please DO NOT use tabs! Thanks! <<
    
    PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
    (Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
    
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    David A. Bader                             Permanent Addr:
    CSEE Dept., Packard Lab                    1402 Lorain Avenue
    Lehigh University                          Bethlehem, Pa. 18018
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    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
     ------------------------- Teil 2 --------------------------------------
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    
                 ...:::///  THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...
    
                 Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                       ________________________
              (__)    /                        \          * OFFICIAL EDITION *
              (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )
       /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
        ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
          Cow                dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
    =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
                                        ______
             (__)                       |    |                   (__)
             (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
          ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
             ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
          ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
             ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
     Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant
    
    
              (___)            (___)             (___)
              (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
               \ /              \ /               \ /
            __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
           /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
           \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
    
                            Cowed Forces
                 \ _ /
                - ( ) -                          /\
                 / " \                         /|  |   (__)
                 (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
         ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
        /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
       / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
      *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
         ^^      ^^
     Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
    
    
                )    (                         _
                (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
               / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
               (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
                (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
       /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
      / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
     *  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
        ~~    ~~
          Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
    
          ______________________            _______________________
          |                    |            |                     |
          |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
          |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
          |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
          |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
          |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
          |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
          |--------------------|            |---------------------|
                Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
    
                      (__)                                   (__)
                      (oo)                                   (oo)
         ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
        /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
        |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
        |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
        |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
    
    
        Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
    
    
           ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
         /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
         |                \/                ||                       \/
        _|_                                _||                       ||
       /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
      (   )                              (   )|                      ||
       | |________________________________| | |                      ||
       \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
        []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                           *  ||----||
                        COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
                                                              Cowraffe
    
                                                  *      *
                                                   \    /
                                                    \  /
           /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
         /   (__)                   \           +----------+
        |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
       |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
       |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
       |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
       |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
        ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||
    
                             "COWCH POTATO"
                                                      +------------+         +
                                                      | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
                            |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
     ----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
     |\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
     |  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
     |  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
     \  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
      \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
        ----------                       +                           (    )
         Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
                                                                      o  o
                                                         Psycho Cow (with knife)
              (__)
              (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
       /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
      / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |
     *  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
        ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
      The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
                                                       |(__) \           / (__)|
                     \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
                      \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                      /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
           Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
           trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
                   / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
               ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
                  \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
                   \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
                    \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                     \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                      \/___________\/                             \:/
                      /             \
                     /               \
    
              (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
              (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
      /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
    ./ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
       |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
       | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       ^^    ^^
    cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
      loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
    
    
                                  (___)
                                  (  OO
      ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
     |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
     |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
     |                              |                  |                   |
     |                              |   (__)           |                   |
     |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
     |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
     |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
     |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
     |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
     |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
     |                                                                     |
     |                                                                     |
      (                                    ______                         )
       (                                  /      \                       )
         (                               /        \                    )
            (                            |        |                 )
               |                         |        |              |
               |                         |        |              |
               |_________________________|________|______________|
      \ \
       \ \
        \ \
         \ \   (__)
          \ \  (oo)                                                 /
       /---\----\/                                                 /
      / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
     *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
        ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
                ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
                 \\_____//                        | /______/  /
                 ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
                 /\------\                          ^  ^    /
                (oo)      \                                /
                (--)       *                              /
    
    Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
    
              ______________________
             |                      |\
             |       (__)           | |
             |       (oo)           | |
             |        \/            | |
             |       / \ \          | |
            /////////   \_ \_///////  |
             |     |     /          | |                           (__)
             |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
             |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
             | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
       _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
    
                    cow-lliope in the circus parade
    
          *
           \
        w   \    w                                        (__)
        \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
         \\/  \//                                          \/
          |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
          |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
          \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
          //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
          ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
          ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/
         /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |
       / ======== \               /      \                |  |
      /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
     |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
      \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^
       \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *
        \ ______ /
    Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus
    
    
    
                 (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
                 (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing
          /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
         / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
        *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
           ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
           Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                              |  |
                                                              ~  ~
              (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
              (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
       /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
      / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
     *  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
        ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)
               A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                          / \/       ____________
                                                         /   \===^__|            |
                     ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
               (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
               (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
        /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
       / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
      *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
         ^^    ^^    ----------------------
                Just a humble cownoisseur
    
    
        (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
        (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
         \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
            \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                         \/
                             a cownfluence
    
                                                      _______
                (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
                (oo)  |                              |___|___|
              ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
             |  |  |                                 |       |
             |  |  |                                 |_______|
           >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
            *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
                /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
               /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
               ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
            Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
    
                     _
            ________|@|________
             |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
             |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
             |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
             ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
             ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
             ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
             |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
             | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
             | _____ |     (__)
             ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
             ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
             ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
             ||_____||______\|
             |_______|_______|
                                                                  ----------------
         a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
                                                     ( ----0      ----------------
                      (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_
                      |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O
               ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\
              | |        |                        /oooooooo\
              # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
                ||      ||                      /____________\
                ^^      ^^
                 RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
    
                               @ @
                                @@@ @
                                  @@ @
                   Pffii           @@@@ @@
             ___________D           @@@@@@
            |________  |            _______
             (__)   | /             \     /
             ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
             /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
           _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
          |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
          |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
          |     /     \     |     |       |\/
          |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
          |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
               \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
        ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
    
                      Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
    
                                                  o         _____________
                                                  /\       /             \
                                                 [__]     ( take off, eh! )
         __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
           \/----///\                     /-------\/
         */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
                  (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                           ^^    ^
    Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow
    
    
          o          o               o              o             o       o
     o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
         o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
               O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
     o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
              (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
       /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
      / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
     *  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
        ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
        Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
    
                                            ___
                                          _/...\  *==\        ________________
          __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
         /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
        / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
       *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
          |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                        || --+_+- ||
    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                       |  |_     |  |_
              /\                       |____|    |____|
             / O\                         Santa Cows
            / ,  \
           /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
           -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
           /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
          /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
         / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
         -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
         /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
        /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
       /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
      /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
      ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
              ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
              ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
      Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                     ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                          Christmas Cowols
    
                                   O
                                       O  O  O
                                                O                    *
               Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                            _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                           /______________________________\       /|o|||\
         ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
          ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
             ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
       /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
      / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
     *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
    oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    
    
      |----------------------|                         /\
      |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
      |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
      |                      |                /            \ \
      |                      |          ----------------------------
      |______________________|
                                                  \/
      |----------------------|                  o-@@
      |______________________|
                                           Minimalist Dead Cow
       ----------------------
          Mark Rothko Cow
    
                                                             ____________________
     -----------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
      (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
      ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
      /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
     -----------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
      (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
      ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
      /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Vache     |
     -----------------------------------------------         --------------------
                  Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
    
    
                oo                    --
                                                               \/
    
    
           cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow
    
    
                         II
          ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
      ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
     |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
     | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
     | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
     |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
     | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
     \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
     (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
         (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                                  II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
    
                   What cows think when people MOO at them
    
    
               /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
              /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
         _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
        / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
          | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
          ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
          |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
          |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
          |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
              ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
    
    cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hammed Ali                  Cow Bell.
    
    
                (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
        !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
       !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
      !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
      *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
         ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
    Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
    
    
                                (__)                            (__)
                                (oo)                            (oo)
                /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
              / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
            /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
           *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
                ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
                 (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
                  ||        ||                       ||       ||
                  ||        ||                       ||       ||
                  ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
                  "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
    
       /\
      /  \         __                           ________   ------
     DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
      MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
       \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
          / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
         *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
            ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
           Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
    
    
              (__)
              (oo)
       /-------\/                           #         #
      / |     ||                            \\       //
     *  ||----||\                            \\     //
        ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
                  \                           |     |
                   |                          |     |
                   |                          |     |
                   |                          / \_/  \        (__)
                   |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
                   |                        //        \\       /\
       ___________\|/___________
             Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
    
    
             ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
            / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
       || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
               ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
            Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
    
    
            ___________________________
           | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
           | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
    _______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
    |                                         |              |     ||
    |   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
    |___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
        |___|                        |___|
                  Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
    
                                 __               o oo o
                                (__)               \||/
                                (__)               (__)              (___)
         (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
         (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
        ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
         |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
         ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
       Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
    
                                                                           (       )
                   (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
                   (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
       /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
      / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
     *  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
        ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
        ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
       Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
    
    
               (__)                                     (__)
             /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
            |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
            |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
            |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
         *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
          \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
           \|________|                         *____/|________|
    
                 CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
    
    
    
                 (__)                                   (__)
               /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
              |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
              |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
              |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
              |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
              |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
        *____/|________|                            \|________|
    
        CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
    
    
          \\                                    \\
           \\                                    \\
           / \                                   / \
          /   \                                 /   \
          \    \                                \    \
           \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
         *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
           /    / \/                           o /    / \/
          /    /                                /    /
          \   /                             o   \   /
           \ /                                   \ /
           //                                    //
          //                               o    //
    
      B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
    
    
      ___
     /   \       (    )   Happy
    |     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
    |      |      \  /__                         (oo)
    +----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
    |Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
    |___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
    |   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
    o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                           ^^                    ^^    ^^
     Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
    
    
                          (__)                 +=============================+
                          (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
           ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
        __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
       /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
    |[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
        |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
         \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
           ---                ---
                 COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
    
                     __ _________                           __ _________
                    (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                    /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
                   (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                    \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                     (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                      (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                           o                                      o
                          o                                      o
                        o                                      o
                    (__)                                   (__)
               /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
           *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
    /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
         |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
                ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
           Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
    
    
                (__)      o   o               *        (__)
                (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
         /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
        / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
       *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
          ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
      Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                         the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
    
                    __//     \__                                  |\__|\
            /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
           /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
          /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
         /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
        (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
        /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
       / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
     *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
          \_                           _//                        nn  nn
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that
                                                          the vice president has a
    (__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
    (oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
     \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                    (+o)
    (__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
    (oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
     \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                          ==        ==    --
               Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey
    
    
                                                                   /.
                                                             moo  /`'\  .
                 (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
                 (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
          /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
         / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
        *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
     ------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                        \                         /       /         /
                              Ech-cow   (echo)
    
                      ________________                  (__)
              ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
              (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
       /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
      / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
     *  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
        ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
     Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/
    
          *             .                 .    ,
               .           .     *        .      .
                         .                                 *
              \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
            -   *   -                (       .      |
          .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
             .                       / \\        ,      |
            ,      *         *      /   /\\
                       .           /\\ /       .           .
              *           .       /   \\             .         .
        _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
         |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
           .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
    
                               The Milky Way
    
    
                          \  /         ________________________________
                           \/         /                                \
                   (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
                   (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
                   _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
             *    (    ) //       O
              \  (\\    //       o
               \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
                (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
      ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
     |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
     \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
         |||      || //||     |||
         |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\
          ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
                     . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
                    '.'.`                                    \_O_/
                 COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
    
    
       (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
              (           -                        -               |  =s
    O                               |            *
                      |           O        \      \       -  |
                 |                                   \               |
            -                    -                |
    
    )
           Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
    
    
                                          (__)                ---_
    (__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
    (xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
     \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
                                 *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
           Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)
    
    
                                     (__)
                                     (oo)
                                      \/                             \___/
                               /     / \\                            (0 0)
                                    /   /\\                           \ /
                                   /\\ /                               v
                        /         /   \\                               |
                                 /                             <-------|------->
                           /    *                                      |
                     |\                                                |
               /     |  \         /                                  __|__
                     \\   \                                          \/ \/
               /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
          /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
                /          \\                                        __|__
                   /         \\                                         \   /
     /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
                /                \\                                  | V |
            /         /            \\                                |   |
                  /                  \\                              |   |
                       /               \\                            W   W
                                         \\
           ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
           ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
            O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                       The dreaded cowtapult
    
    
        (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
        (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
        (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
       | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
        |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                            (___)               ^^^    ^^^
    Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
     FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
    
    
               ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
              ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
        _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
       /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
      / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
     *  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
        ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
          "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
    
    
                           ______________________________________________________
                          |                                                      |
                 _______  |                                                      |
                / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
               / /(__) || |                                                      |
      ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
     |         |-------|| |                                                      |
    (|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
     |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
    /| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
    \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
       | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
        \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
    
                               "The Moo-vers are here!"
    
    
             -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
      *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
      -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
    ---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
      -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
          oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^
    
         Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
    
    
             -------------/
                         /
                        /
                       /
                     /
                    /
                   /                                 (__)
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
    
                                                          \    /          ____
              |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
              (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
       /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
      / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
     *  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
        ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
     Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
    
    
                            (*)                  (*)
       (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
       (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
       [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
    \ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
     ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
     ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
     ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
     |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
     |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
     =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                       cows having candlelight dinner
    
                                             (___)
                                             (o o)
        ( ** )                              __\_/__
        |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
         \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
          OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
            |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
           /****************    *          "|_____|"
          //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
         ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
         ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
         v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
            Haute Cowture                    COWNT
    
                                            |\
                                            |[]         |\
                                       (__) |           |[]         |\
                                       (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
      *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
      |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
      |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
       \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
      _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
      -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
       \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
     ----------------                              o           |================|
        Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
    
    
           ______________________________
          /                              \
         (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
          \________________  ____________/
                           ) )                                            ()
                    (__)   //                                            (  )
              (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
             /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
       /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
      / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
     *  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
        ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
          Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
    
                                                       (__)                  |====|
       /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
      / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
     *  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
        ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                                ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
             Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
     (with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)
    
    
               /\                                               __
              {__}                                            _[__]_
              (oo)                                            /(oo)\
       /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
      / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
     *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
       Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
    
      _____          _________________
     /     \        /                 \
    ( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
     \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
       ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
        \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
          \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
               (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^
        /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
       / |     ||                    ||----||  \               /----\
      *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
         ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
      COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
    
                                                             ^^    ^^
                                      O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                      |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
                (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
                                      |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                      |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                         / v-' ||                   ><
                                     /==========|                  (  )
                                    //         ||                  (oo)
      ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
     * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
    vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                             ^^    ^^
                        COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
    
                                      (__)                 (__)
             ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
              ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
              (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
       /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
      / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
     *  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
        ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein
     Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween
    
    
              (__)                                |\/|               (__)
              (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
        __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
      / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
     *  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
      Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
      (very handy)    portable COW
    
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                 ...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...
    
                 Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                       ________________________
              (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
              (oo)   (    We're back!           )
       /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
        ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
          Cow                dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
    =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
    
                                             _______________________
                                |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                                |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                               @|   Oo      (---------------------))
              (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
              (oo)              \   /                       (oo)
       /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/
      / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
     *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
        ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
       Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow
    
    
    
             ________________                                             (__)
            // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)
           //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/
          // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\
         / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\
       (|        |-    ||-       ||)
        |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
         \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
            ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                               ****o
                  Cowpool                                       ******
                                                                 ***
                                                                  ***     *
               (__)                                                ***  ***
               (oo)                                                 ******
        /-------\/___()~
       / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^
      Cow smoking a pipe
    
    
            o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                      o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
               (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
               (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
        /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o
       / |     ||
      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^
      Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
    
    
    
              *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                      *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
               (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
               (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
        /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
       / |     ||                   (
      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^
      Cow star-gazing
    
    
                                                       |
                                                      \|/
                                                   ----*----
                                                      /|\
                                                       |
    
                       (__)
                       (oo)
                /-------\/
               / |     ||
              *  ||----||
                 ^^    ^^
    
      Cow wishing upon a star
    
    
    
    
                         ________                       _______
                (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \
                (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
         /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/
        / |     ||                     / |     ||
       *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
          ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
          A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
          Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                              @@\0 0/@@
                                                                (o o)
                     ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                    /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
                   /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\
                  /                          /             //    ***    \\
                 /                          /                  *******
                /                          /                 ***********
               /                          /                ***************
              / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
             /__________________________/               *********************
                                                        *********************
                  Cow Stored as Binary
                   Information.                              Cow Belle
    
    
    
                                                  *       (__)       .
                                                   \      (oo)       .'
                                                 ...\------\/       '.
                (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
                (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
         /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/
        / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||
       *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
          ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
            Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                        pissed off       pissed on           pissed
    
    
                (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
                (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )
         /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )
        / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )
       *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )
          ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
       Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
       give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before
    
                (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
    
                (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
         /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/
        / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
       *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \
       WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
       Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
       long grass          grass
    
                (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
                (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)
         /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /
        / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
       *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
          ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
       Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                         drink            mistake          calf went away
    
    
                (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
                (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
         /-------\/       \-------\/      /-",",", \/      /-------\/
        / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|",",",","     / | (+) ||
       *  ||----||         ||----||        |""""""2|      *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
        Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
        above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                        (with due accowlades
                                                        to Gary Larson
                    -\  /-                              (The Far Side))
                     '\/'
                     (oo)       _________
             /------- \/       | \      /|
           ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
              |------|         |/______\_|
            --|------|---------|-------
           /---------------------------\
          /    __                       \\
        //    /  \          __            \\
      ///                  /  \              \\\
    
                  Highland Cow
    
    
            ________   \
           |########|     \
           |########|        \
            --------\           \
              (__)  |              \
              (oo)  |                 \ ______________________
               \/   |                 |                       |
             /+++\  o                 |                       |
            /+++++\                   |          ____         |
           ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |
             / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |
           ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |
                               \      |                       |
                                  \   |                       |
          In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------
    
    
    
    
            (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
    
            A well adjust(1)ed Cow
    
    
                     (__)
                     (oo)
               ^^    ^^
              /-------\/
             / |     ||
            *  ||----||
    
            An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
    
    
    
               >ysP   -"JlAe B  x
    
            A compress(1)ed Cow
    
    
            awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
    
            An awk(1)ward Cow
    
    
            begin 644 cow
            M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\
            ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
            end
    
            uuencoded cow
    
    
                      __
                    _|__|_
                     (oo)
              /-------\/
             / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
            *  ||----|
               ^^    ^
    
             this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                            the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                            inform u that it too needs recreation and
                            has gone to play man-shoes !!
    
    
    
               ___________________________
            | |                (__)       \
            | |                (oo)        |
            | |         /-------\/          \____     Cow'ndom
            | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS
            | |       *  ||----||           /
            | |          ~~    ~~          |
            | |___________________________/
    
    
    
    
           /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
          |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
         /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
        |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_
        |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
        |                          |    |                                |    |
        +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----
    
                                        Cow-st liner
    
    
    
                                _-_
                    (__)       [   ]
                    (oo)       /-_-
                     \/-------/
                      ||     |
                      ||----||
                      ~~    ~~
                (__)                     *
                (oo)
         /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
        / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
       *  ||------+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
          ~~          ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
    
                                                      _-_
                                                     [   ]      (__)
                                                      -_-\      (  )
                                                          \--------
                                                           |     ||
                                                           ||----||
                                                           ~~    ~~
                                 Andrei Ag-cow-si
    
    
    
    
       (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
       (oo)                                                           (oo)
        \/_____________________________________________________________\/
    
                                 Cowaxial Cable
    
    
    
                (__)                              (__)
               ( V V )                            (oo)
               (>O O<)                     /-------\/
               ( A A )                    / |     ||
         /-------\/                      *  ||----||
        / |     ||                          | \   | \
       *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
          ^^    ^^
      Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow
    
    
    
                (__)  /                                        _
                (oo) /                                        / \
                -\/-/                                        | + |
               /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|
              /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
              |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /
              \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
               | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
               ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
           Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull
    
    
    
         |                                  ==================================
         |                                  =                                =
         |                                  =                  _____         =
         |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
         |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
         |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
         |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
         |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
         |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
         |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
         |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
         |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =
         |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =
         |           ## \--                 =               ||               =
         |            ##  |                 =               ||               =
         |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
         |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
                      ##                    =               ||               =
                      ##                    =                                =
                       ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
                        ##                  =                                =
                         ##                 =                                =
                          ##                ==================================
                           ##
                             ##
                               ##
                                  ##
    
                 Cow-sine wave
    
    
          Cow tipping:
    
          Step 1.              Step 2.
                  (__)
                  (--)
           /-------\/             O--------O_
          / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
         *  ||w---||            * O--------O
            ~~    ~~
    
                                                                       *
                   (__)     ________                              *    *
                   (oo) ====________|                         *    *
            /-------\/         /\
           / |     ||         /  \                     *
          *  ||----||        /    \
             ~~    ~~       /      \
    
                         A Cowsmologist
    
    
             \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
           /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
            |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
        *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
                    \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
                                      *  ||----||
            Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
        (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)
    
    
                           (___)     ________
                     .____ (o o)    /        \                )
                    /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
                  /       || O      \________/
                 /      / ||
                /      /  ||
               /_____/__, ||
       *------'---------' ~~
               Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye
    
    
    
                               _________________________
                (___)         / ...The President then   \
                (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
         /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
        / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
       *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
          ~~    ~~
                    Bull-etin from the White House.
    
    
         ________________________________________________
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
            %%      %%                      %%      %%
            ||      ||                      ||      ||
            ||      ||                      ||      ||
            ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
            ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
        ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
    
       The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
       vicious beasts...
    
             _
            | \                                                       (___)
            |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
       *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
            |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
            |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
            / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
           / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
          >               >              MacCow                   MosCow
    
            Stelth Cow
    
                          *
            vv       vv  /
            ||____M__||/
            ||       ||                      (__)
          /\||_______||                      (xx)
         (Xx)                                 \/
         (--)
                                     Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
             Dead Cow
                                                                     (__)
                                                                     (oo)
                                                                      \/
                                                                      /\
            __/---\                                                  //\\
           <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
                (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
         /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
        / |     ||                         / --                       ||
       *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
          ^^    ^^
                                                             A Christmas Cow-el
       The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
       (Saddam Holstein)
    
    
    
                (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
                (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
         /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
        / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |--------|  M  | \
       *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
          ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                           |                      |
       Cow owned by
      Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
    
    
        \\     //
         \\( )//                                     (__)
          (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
           \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
          /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
          |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
          \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
         // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
        //     \\                                |___|  |___|
        "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
          Cow11
                                                              _____
                                                             <_____>
                    (  )                                      (==) |
                    (oo)              __                /------\/- *
           /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
          / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
         *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
            ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                               ^^    ^^
          Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day
    
    
                                              /
             /\                              /
             \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
             ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
           (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
          __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
          | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
          __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
            /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
           /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
           |^  ^|                 ||
           ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                                  ==
    
       COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow
    
    
    
    
       *                (__)
        \               (oo)        ________(__)_
         \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
         |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
         |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
         |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
         |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
         |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
         |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
         |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
          |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
          ||-----------||          |_____________|
          ^^           ^^
            Cow-culater              Cow-culator
    
    
    
                    (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                    (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
             /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
            / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
           *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
              ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                         COW-comitant
    
    
                (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
                ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
         /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
        / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
       *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
          USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow
    
    
    
          _____________
         |             |
         | INDIANA  45 |
         |             |                  |
         | PURDUE   52 |                  |
         |_____________|                  |
                                    ______|====\
                                    \/\/\/     \\
                                     \/\/       \\
                                                 \\
                                                  \\
                      (__)   __                    \\
                      (oo)  /)(\                    \\
                *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
                 \  /   __/~                         ||
                  \/   /                             ||
                   | _/                              ||
                   | |                               ||
                   ~ ~                             ------
                 Hoosier
                   Cow
    
    
              .                  .
              .                  .                  (__)
       (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
       (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?
        \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!
         Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                              ^^    ^^
      smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts
    
    
                               (__)         (__)
                               (00)         (  )
               /----------------\/           \/---------------\
              /  |             |              |              | \
             *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
                ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                                  SIDE VIEWS
    
                       |                            |
                       |                            |
                       |                            |
                       |                            |
                       |                            |
                       *                            |
                      ^^^                          ^^^
                   BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW
    
    
                                             ^        (___)
                     _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|
                _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\
                "       /|                         \  / U   |
          (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /
          |@@|           |                            |   //
           \/`--------.__/                            |  C/
            |         /                               \---/
            //`---\/||                                |/\ |
            ||      ||                                || ||
                                                      || ||
                                                      || ||
            Helicowpter
    
                                                     Cool Cow
    
    
                              (__)             (__) |
                              (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
         /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||
       /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
      *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
          ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
              Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                         mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers
    
    
             ((( ))))
           ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
          ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
        ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
       ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
        ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -
            ( :  // ) )                         ~
              :   :                          /     \
              :   :      O                  / |   | \
              :   :                        (  |   |  )
              :   :                         \ \___/ /
              :   :    (__)                  W/   \W
              :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
              :   : ----\/                  / || ||
              :   :    ::                   | () ()
              :   : ---::                   * || ||
           ------------^^                     VV VV
              Newton's Cow
             (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow
    
    
    
    
               __
             >(__)       This cow will make all those decisions for you by changing
              (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
       /-------\/
      / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
       MAGIC DECISION
       MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
    
                         AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
    
                         GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control
    
                         BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
    
                         BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
    
                         ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                          quickly!
    
    
    
                                            /~~\                 +
            ) (                             \__/                O O
            ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o
        *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)
         \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)
          \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)
         $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
          ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |
          ~~                              ========               \_o
    
         Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II
    
    
                         ______                   ___________
                        : Oui? :                  :         :
       _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
      :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
      `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
              /-------\/
             / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum
            *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
               ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                                        the boundary conditions!"
             Belgian Cow
    
    
                       (__)
    
                       (oo)
                /-------\/
               / :     ::                      (/\)
              *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)
         XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)
          X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/
          X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__
          X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
         XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                       Cow klux klan       Cow resting
            Irakean Cow
    
    
    
                                ___()
               COW ------------|   o\
                               |     )O-------------- MOO
                          -----|____/  /
                          \           /
                           \         /                               (____)
                            \       /                                \(    )
                             \     /                                 |\(    )
                              \   /                                  \ \(    )
                               \ /                                    \ \(    )
                                X                                     |\ \(    )
                               / \                                    | \ \(    )
                              /   \                                      \ \(____)
                             /     \                                      \|_o_o_|
                            /       \                                       |   |
                           /         \                                      |   |
                          /    ___()  \
                          -----|   o\  \                                 cow chip
                               |     |O-------------- ~MOO
               BULL ---------- |____/
    
                       Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
    
    
    
    
                          (       )                      (       )
                           \     /                        \     /
                            \___/                          \___/
                            (o o)                          (o o)
               /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/
              / |           ||               / |           ||
             *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||
                ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||
                ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
            Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull
    
                                    __
                  (__)             (  )                       (__)
                  (oo)               /                        (oo)
            _______\/              /   \                _______\/
           /                     /       \             /|      |
          / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||
         *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
         Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated
    
    
    
                   (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
                   (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
          /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/
         /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
        * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||
           ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                                ~~      ~~
            cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                             (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
    
    
                                  /\
                                 /  \
                                /    \
                                |    |
                               / *  * \
                              /  ** *  \
                             /   * **   \                **
                            /    *  *    \             **  **
       .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
        .           .      /     ****     \           *      *
        .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **
          .     .  .     /       ****       \            **
            .           /        *  *        \
                .       |                    |
             .         /         ****         \
         .            /          *             \         .       .
               .     /           ****           \      .          .
                    /               *            \   .        .
                   /             ****             \
                   |                              |    .    .  .
                   |             ****             |
                   |             *  *             | .       .    .
                   |             ****             | .      .       .
                   |             *  *             |    .       .    .
                   |------------------------------|      .        .
                   | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
            .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\
                 / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .
             .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .
            . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .
             / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .
            |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
           .       (______________||______________)     .   .
              .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .
                   !!!                          !!!
    
         The herd shot 'round the world.
    
    
                                              (_ _)
                                         ___  (o o)
                 (__)                  _-   -_(   )
                 (++)                /-        O O
             /____O/                / |       ||
            /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
           * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
             ~~  ~~
           This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
           Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr
    
                                                       _________(__)___
                                                      | -------------- |\
                   (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \
                   (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \
            /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /
           / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/
          *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
             ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                                  *
                   cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                                  / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                                 / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                                ----------------------
                              (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                            oo( -0 )oo
                / ------------  \/
               /  |          |                            /|
              /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |
           > <    |||      |||                          /  |
                  |||      |||                          |/ |
                   ~~       ~~                           \ |
             Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
        note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
        hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
        for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                                   |  /     *  ||----||
                                                   | /         ^^    ^^
            _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
           (_____)               /
           ( OO )_____________  /
           (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\
            \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
              |    #########  |           |/------------/
              |  |__________| |
              || |         || |
              || |         || |
              ~~~~         ~~~~
                           Saddam moo-sein
    
    
    
                                                @
                             (__)    (__) _____/
                          /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
                _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|///== *- *  * -
               /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
              [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -
                    \__/                 \__/
    
                             Cow-mobile
    
    
    
    
                    (())                      (())                    ||||
                    (oo)                                              (oo)
              /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/
             /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |
            * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
              ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                        ^^    ^^
            Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                               getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)
    
    
                 /\
                /  \                 (__)                      __
                (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
          /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/
         /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
        * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
         "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow
    
    
    
             o o                       - -
    
              O    Moo!!!!
    
         ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow
    
    
    
    
    
         Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                        ___
                      [___]                        ____|___|____
                      (o o)                       /        [__] \
          /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \
         / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \
        |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
        *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |
           ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
           ||         ||                        \_________________/
           ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
           oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
        (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                                 (it's a Cow-Price)
                                                 (Classic of course)
    
    
    
                                   \                              /
                                    \                            /
               (__)                  \              (__)        /
          /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /
        //      ==                     \     //      ==       /
       / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /
      *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /
         ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/
          Silly cow
        (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.
    
    
    
             ___                 __  __                            _
            (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //
             \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
          ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //
         ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
          `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //
               ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                       beecows                   Cownan the barbarian
    
    
                (__)                                  (__)
                    (oo)                              (oo)
         /-------\/                  /-----------------\/
            / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||
       *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
              ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
           sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                        keyboard-cower
    
    
                                   (  )
                                   (oo)
                           /--------\/
                          / ||      ||
                         *  ||------||
                            ||      ||
                 (  )       ||      ||
                 (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
         /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
        / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
       *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
          ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||
          ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\
          ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
          ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
           high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow
    
                                        __                         (__)
                 (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
                 (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
          /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \
         / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\
        *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \
                            ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \
           cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\
                                  Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                               Cownt Dracula
    
                                                          \ ,_________________./ /
                    (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                    oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \
                   _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /
         !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./
         !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |
                   \___/                                   *       |  |
    
                  /  W \                                /          |  |
                  !    !                       o    / /            /  \'
                  !    !                      /|\/'               |    \
                                        ______/_\_________________|______\ _____
                Cow from                                          ^      ^
             Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath
    
    
              .
                  .  .
                  .  .   .    __                      __
                        .     ||______________________||
                     .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                            / || |           (__)   | ||
                      .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                          |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||
                      .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
                          (\  |\-----------------------\
                      .    (\ || \_______________________\
                             \||  |                       |
                       .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                               \  |     |-----------|     |       .
                        .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .
                                 \|                       |
                          .      (=========================)
                                  |_||_|             |_||_|
                             .                                 \
    
                                .                                  \
    
                                 Pompano Beach or bust!
    
    
    
                                                       ^^^
                                                     ^^^^^^^
        ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
        ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        ***********************************    \                  /
        ***********************************     \                /
        ***********************************      \              /
        ***********************************       \            /
                                                   \   ^(__)  /
                                                    \ / (@@) /
           82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__
                                                        |  | |
                                                        |  | |
                                                        |__|-^-
                                                       /   \   \__*
                                                       |    |
                                                       ^    ^
    
    
    
             -----------------------------------------------
             |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
             |---------------------------------------------|
             |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |
             |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
             -----------------------------------------------
             Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
    
    
    
    
           ---------------------------------------------------------
           ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
           --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
           -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
           ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--
           -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---
           ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====
           . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .
              \          /       .  ^                     -       \
               `        ^                 `                `       `
               Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
    
    
    
                                    (__)
                                    (OO)         __
                                     \/         |__|
                                   //  \        |
                                  // \   \      |
                            ^^    \// \   |
                                  /-------------\
          -----------------------/    Panama     \
          ----------------------/       or        \
                               /       Bust!       \
                 _____________/---------------------\_____________
                /                                                 \
               /                                                   \
               \                                                   /
                \_________________________________________________/
                              M1 Abrams Cow Commander
    
    
    
                     (__)                             *
                     (OO)                             |
                      \/                              |
                     //  \                          -----
                    // \   \                       /     \
                   ^^    \// \                    /       \
                        //     \                  |       |
                     --^^------  *               /         \
                      \ ____ /                  /      /    \
                       ||||||                  |       \     |
                       ||||||                 /         \     \
                       ||||||                |          /      |
                       ||||||               /___________\_______\
                       ||||||                    /
                       ||||||                 (_/)
                    __||||||||__              (@@)
                    | .,....,. |               \/
                    | ...,.,.. |
                    ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
                  The Acowdemy Award
    
         ____________________________________________________________________
        |      ________________________________________________________      |
        |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
        |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |
        |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |
        |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
        |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |
        |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |
        |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |
        |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |
        |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |
        |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
    
                                 Cownterfeit
    
    
     >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                       \                __|_**_|__
           >>>---->                                     \                | . . |
                                                         \ _______________\   /
                                                *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/
                       >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |
                                           (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
          >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*|
                                               .      / /     \ \          \ \
                                              .      /* \      \*\          \*\
    
                         The CALVelry COWard
    
    
    
                                              ____
                                              |  |             .      .
            vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /
            ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/
            ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)
           /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/
          (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
          (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                                   nn         nn           ^^    ^^
      Australian view of a
      North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                     to "My Favorite Martian"
    
    
                                     (__)                     (__)
                                     (oo)                     (oo)
              (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<
              (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
        >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
           | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
           | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
           `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
              |  |                   |  |                     |  |
              ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^
    
         "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull
    
    
    
                                       (Big Mac)
                   (_____)           _____________
                    \0 0/           /             \
           _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
         / |          U |           \_____________/
        *  | /______  _ |
           || ||    || ||
    
            this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs
    
                          Any questions??
    
    
          .
           \---)                   (__)                                      *
           |o o)                   ====                                     /
        (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/
         | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
         | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
         ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
           //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
          // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
         ||  *   |                                       /
         ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
          Cowborg
    
    
    
                     *          *            *
                                                     *
              *            *        (__)       *
                     *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                            _-      )\ '|
               *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *
                         / \ \--   \ \
                      *-' // /     > >
                           > >
                       /      /                      *
                     / /                      *
                             _ _ -- _ _
                            /           \                    *
                 *         /      _ _ _  \
                          |      /      \|            *
                         |     |
                     *  |     |                 *               *
                        |     |
                         |     |                     *
                          |      \_ _ _ /|
                           \             /
                 *          \ _ _     _ /                    *
                                  ---
    
    
             "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
    
                  (__)
                  (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
          /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)
         * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}
        >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
             |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
             ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
          beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal
    
    
                        _______\
                      -<|  CUD  \
                     /-<|_______/
                (__)//         /                      ((|))
                (oo)/                                 ($ $)
                 \//                           /-------\_/ *
               /   |                          / |     ||__<i
           __ |    |                         *  ||----|
          *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^
               / |
              /  |                         New Kow on the Block
             ^   ^                        (note lighter in hoof)
    
         CUD missile launcher
    
    
    
                     ((----))
                     ((oooo))
              ///-----\\\///
            ///|||    |||
          *** ||||||---|||
              ^^^^^^    ^^^
    
        where milkshakes come from
    
    
    
       -------------------------------------------------------------------------
       |                  ___________   |                |                     |
       |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ |
       |            (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  (      )|
       |     /-------\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )|
       |    / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/-------\/ \ (      )|
       |   *  ||----|| \  /----------   |--||  \/------- | |     ||   \/------ |
       |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||----||            |
       |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |
       ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--
    
                                    Cowmic Strip
    
    
    
    
    
                           |  \___________________________
                           |   ___________________________
                           |  /                       /
                           |  |                      /
                           |  |                     /
                           |  |            (__)    /
                           |  |            (oo)   /
                           |  |            _\/_  /
                           |  |           /   ==%
                           |  |          /   ==%
                           |  |     *---<_  / /
                           |  |          / /
                           |  |         / /
                           |  |        ~ ~
                           |  |
                           |  |       Moowgli
                           |  |
                          /    \
    
    
            (__)             .      . .  .               (---)
            \oo/             .   . ..   .        (-------(----)----(   )      *
            /;;\               .  .  . (__)      (       (    )   )(x x)_____/
        \__|    |__/         .  .  .   (oo)      \ OO---------OO-/   O \_/\/\/
           |%%%%|              //-------\/       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     /     \
           ~    ~             // | U M  ||       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     .      .
          ~      ~           **  ||----||
          grandcow is            ^^    ^^        Argyle cow about to be hit by
           sitting            Go Blue Cow        an armored personnel carrier
    
    
         (__
         (o    ======]
        -------   )
        |     || __0                    \\\||||///
        |     || () _____              = 00000000 =    <----- radioactive waste
    
      Cow after biology major           Cow after Physics Major
       is finished with it               is finished with it
    
                                                                   |    |
                                                                   |    |
                                                               (__)|    |
                 (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |
                 (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===< |
          /-------\/           *____-------\/                  |   |    |
         / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |
        *  ||----||             >='/-----//                  /\|___===< |
         __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
           oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\
    
      Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                               (watch out!)
    
    
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                   |
       -------     | This concludes the third part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.
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                   |
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                   | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces.
    ---------------'
               Cowments?  Cowntributions?  Send them to the editor...
    
                 David A. Bader // dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    
    
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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
     ---------------------------- Teil 4 -----------------------------------
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
                  ...:::///  THE BARNYARD GALLERY  \\\\\:::...
    
                 Part 4 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                       ________________________
              (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
              (oo)   (   Baa! Oink! Who! Moo!   )
       /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
        ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
         Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
    =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
    
    _______________________________________________________________________________
    
     __________________________________
    /                                  \
    | BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina  |
    \________________________  ________/
                            | /
                            |/
    
                         /\___
              @@@@@@@@@@@  O  \
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
          @ @@@@@@@@@@@@           All Sheep Credit goes to nmf90(at)uk.ac.soton.ecs
             ||      ||                           (Nick Farina,University
             ~~      ~~                            of Southampton,England)
    _______________________________________________________________________________
    
    
                          /\__  Sheeping sleep
               @@@@@@@@@@@  - \     ..er,I mean
             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/    Sleeping sheep
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
          @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@                                      /\_____
                                                                 /   O   \
                                                                /         \
                                                      @@@@@@@@@@          /
                                      Concieted     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
                                        sheep.     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                                   @ @@@@@@@@@@@
                                                      ||     ||
                                                      ~~     ~~
                                        ||    __
                                        |\\   ||
                                        ||\\  ||
                                        || \\ ||
                              /\__      ||  \\||
                    @@@@@@@@@@  O \     ||___\||________________________
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/     ||\   ||                 .  ....\
                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@         || \  ||              .    . . . \
                    @@@@@@@@@           ||  \ ||                  .   .   \
               (     >>     >>          ||   \||            .       .   .  \
                     ~~    ~~             \   ||       _______________      \
            (                              \  ||______ |  HIGH JUMP  |_______\
                                            \ |||      \_____________/       |
          (         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@          \|||            ||              |
                                              |||____________||______________|
                                                             ||
               WOOLY JUMPER.                                 ||
    
                    The starsheep enterprise....
    
    
                                                              (\___/)
                                                              ( O O )
                                                 /@@\          \   /
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@            _________
                 @@@                 @@@@@@@@                       _____/
                  @@@               @@@@@@                       __/    .   .
              @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                        _/  .
              @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-(                     _/ .     .
               @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                          / .    .      .
                                                          _/.
                                                         /.     .
                                                        /.  .             .
                                                       /          .
                                                      /. .  .
                                                     / .        .
    
    
                      (\   /)
                      ( \_/ )                             (\_/)
             @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~|                    @@@@@@@@@@|===|
           @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/
          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/
          @ @@@@@@@@@@@                      @ @@@@@@@@@@
              ||     ||                          ||   ||
              ~~     ~~                          ~~   ~~
              VULCAN SHEEP.                       ROBOSHEEP
    
    
    
                       ~~          ~~
                       ||          ||
                      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    DEAD SHEEP.
                     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___
                     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     \
                      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/
                                       \/
    
                                      ___________________
           ______________            |         ||        |
           |  ZORBA'S   |            |         ||        |
           |Greek       |            | #####________#### |
           | Takeaway.. |            | ####|    . ..|### |_               (((())))
     ############################    | #####|  . ..|#### |\\              (      )
                                     | #####|  . ..|#### | \\             ( O  O )
                                     |      |    ..|     |  \\          ___\ __ /__
                                     | ######|  ..|##### |   \\        /    \__/
                                     | ######|  ..|##### |    \\      /
                                     | ######\____/##### |     \\    / /|
                                     | ####### || ###### |      \\  / / | ZORBA'S
                                     |      '  || '      |       @@/ /  |
                                     |         || '      |       <@@/   |
                                     |\_________________/|         @@   |__________
                                  ######################################|**********
                                   |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
                                   |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****
    _______________________________________________________________________________
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              DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.
    
    
    
    
                                  /\____
                                 /  O   \
                             @@@@@@@@___/
                            @@@@@@@@@@         /  (
                           @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/)
                           @@@@@@@@@@@       O  |    |
                           @@@@@@@@@@@         @@@@@@@@
                           @@@@@@@@@@@       #############
            BAA - BER.      @@@@@@@@@       ###############
                              ||  ||        ###############
                              ~~  ~~        ###############
                           ##########        #############
                           #        #          |\     /|
                           #        #          ||\   /||
                           #        #          ~~ | | ~~
           ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________
    
    
    
    
                                            BAA - RT SIMPSON.
                               |\/\/\/\/|
                               |        |
                               | O    O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                \      /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                 \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                  \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @
                                        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @
                                          | |             | |
                                          | |             | |
    
                      (\___/)
           @@@@@@@@@@@| O  O|
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     /
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\\\__/  Hic!
       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U          <--- Pissed BAA - stard.
        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@        Hic!
          ||        ||    |@@@|
          ~~        ~~   C|   |
     ###################  \___/                       _____
     ###############################                _/  /  \_
                                                  _/   /     \_
                                                 /    /        \
                                                 \_____________/
                                                     |O   O|
                                                     \     /
                                                    @@\ - /@@
                                                  /@@@@\_/@@@@\\
                                                 /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \
                                                / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\
                                               / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\
                                               |______ @@@@@@@@@  \\
                                                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@
                                                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@
                                                   @@@@@@@@@@@
                                                     || @  ||
                                                     ~~    ~~
                                              NAPOLEONIC SHEEP.
    
                          (\___/)
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O   O|
           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     /
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\   /
               @@      @@   \_/
               @@      @@
               @@      @@
               @@      @@
               @@      @@  Baa Stool
               @@      @@
               @@      @@
               @@______@@
               @@______@@
               @@      @@
               @@      @@
               @@      @@
    
    
    
                              BAA - ROOOOOM!!!
    
                        __________________________
                       /  (\__/)    ===           \
                 ___  /   |O  O|                   \  ___
                |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___|          .
                    /________________________________\                .
                    ||      \=======*=======/       ||             .    .
                    ##################################           ...
     .... . .  ..   \____________|BAA 1|_____________/         . ....
         . . . ..   ####         -------          ####     ... .   . .
            . ..... ####                          ####  .. ... .. .
    
    
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    
    Now here come the OWLS.
    
    
         ___         v             v v              ___           ___
        <*,*>      <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>         <*,*>
        [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']        =^`-'^=
        -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-          " "
         owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl   flying owl
    
        ___          ___           ___            ___          ___
       <+,+>        <@,@>         <*,*>          <-,->        <$,$>
       [`-']        [`-']         [`-']          [`-']        [`-']
       -"-"-        -"-"-         -"---          -"-"-        -"-"-
     drunk owl   owl junkie   one legged owl   shrewd owl   greedy owl
                _
       ___           ___               _|||_             /_\
      <#,#>                            <*,*>            <*,*>
      [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']
      -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"-
     T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez
    
          ___             ___         _____   _
         <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * *
         [`-//           [`o']      [       _  |                "owl"
         -"-"-           -"-"-       `-----' `-'
     owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave   owl
    
          ___              ___
         <*,->            <*,*>
         [`-']            [`S']
         -"-"-            -"-"-
     confidential owl   super owl
    
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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                   | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces.
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            ...:::///  THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...
    
                 Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
                       ___________________________
              (__)    /                           \      * OFFICIAL EDITION *
              (oo)   ( Remember when I was a calf? )
       /-------\/  --'\___________________________/     * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader
        ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
         Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
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                          THE BIRTH OF THE COWS
               (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator)
    
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    Now, as for how it all started.  Well, I think John Christensen, my old
    roomate, was the first person to discover:      (__)
                                                    (oo)
                                                     \/
    looked like a cow's head.  He once transmitted it vie write to someone
    else and has it say, "MOO".  I suppose it originated from (* *) which in
    are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment.  And he just
    added the rest of it.
    
    Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting
    around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber.  He was working on some
    project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences.  As I had
    just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project
    I was working on, I knew them cold.  So I demonstrated how to position
    the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off.
    
    I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I
    drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them.  Then, as I need more
    attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body.  Being
    the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident
    was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink.
    Then I made the entire cow blink and bold.  Then I made the entire cow
    blink, bold, and reverse video.  And I added captions underneath,
    "Within 100 miles of Chernobyl"  "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl"  and
    "Within 1 mile of Chernobyl."
    
    Geordie thought it was hilarious.  And as we had a local newsgroup,
    local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science
    House) for posting all sorts of ramblings.  I decided to make an entire
    posting out of the cows.  The house loved them, and so I continued to
    make up more.
    
    Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping
    at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there.
    Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got
    incoming news, nothing went back out.  Adam one day forwarded me some
    letters of people praising the cows.  I didn't know until the third or
    fourth posting that they were going out.  Not that I minded.
    
    It was funny.  For the next year or so, people would tell me how while
    they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the
    wall.  When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was
    giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made
    mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant
    when he spoke of the "net cows."
    
    It was kind of neat.  Since then, they have taken on a life of their
    own.  I had no idea how many new ones had been created.  Some of them
    are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it.
    
    Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They
    wouldn't make it in a book.  They only live on the net.  There they have
    character.  In a book, they are just characters."  I'd much rather see
    them live in the public domain anyways.  Especially since there have
    been so many contributions from so many different people.  It really is
    kind of neat.
    
    Who'd of thunked it? :)
    
                                                    - Steve
    
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                                 GROWING UP
                   (Some explanations by Stephen L. Schultz)
    
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    Hello.  A friend of mine recently showed me the Cowmpendium you have
    compiled from the net.  This was of interest to me since I was the
    person who started it all so long ago.  I haven't subscribed to
    rec.humor in a long time so I've missed a number of those you had
    in your compendium.  On the same token, you've missed some of my
    more recent ones.  I also noticed a few other older ones missing.
    
    As was the case with a number of them, there are some local jokes,
    and local references.  The "Corner Crew" is our cheering section
    for RIT hockey.
    
    I will leave it up to you what you want to include and what you
    do not.
    
    Incidently, the "Chernobull" series is of special significance
    because they are the ones that started it all.  One day, when the
    system was down, I put my VT100 into local mode and started drawing.
    The end result was the first cow.  Actually it was a little more squat
    than it is now, but I refined it on the screen until it looked good.
    Knowing my VT100 escape codes by heart, I then drew another and made
    it flash, and then flash and bold, and then flash, bold, and not present,
    etcetera.  In the olden days, you could send escapes through the mail
    and such, and so it used to be a nice effect.  Of course, since then,
    everyone strips escapes out, so the series has lost its effect.  But
    I decided to leave them in for historical purposes.
    
    Of course, again, you may include or not include them as you will.
    Who'd of thought when I drew them way back when they'd have caught
    on as they did?  Thank Adam "Bacca" Stein for sending them out into
    the "real" world, because initially they were only released on
    local.noise which was a newsgroup local to our organization.
    
    Have a good one.
    
                                            - Stephen L. Schultz
    
    Bitnet:    SLS4255@RITVAX
    Internet:  SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu
    
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                         THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS
    
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    Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines.
    So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes.  There may be a
    surprise quiz sometime next week.
    
    
              (__)
              (oo)                       U
       /-------\/                    /---V
      / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^
    
    Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
    
    
    
              (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
              (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
       /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
      / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
     *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
        ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
    
    American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
    
    
              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
              (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
       /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
      / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
     *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
    Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
    Arriving at RIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
    
    
              (__)                     (__)                     (__)
              (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
       /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
      / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
     *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    
    Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                          psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
    
    
    The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the
    Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they
    were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly
    is art.  The cows' conclusion:  Art is a bunch of Bull(s).
    
                                    Sorry, but I couldn't resist,
                                    Hawk,  Sesquipedalianite
                                    and Head of Heffer Control.
    
    
    
                        (____)               (____)                         (____)
                        (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)
             /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
            / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
           /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
          *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
              /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
         This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
          to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                               legs or eight
    
    
    
    . . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!
    
               (__)
               (oo)      (_)
        /-------\/        V
       / |     ||        /G\
      *  ||----||     ___[B]___
         ^^    ^^     |       |
    
    And now, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the nominees for the
    best leading bull in a motion picture are:
    
            Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically
                    acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"
    
            Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office block
                    buster in "Cow Wars III:  Return of the Bovine"
    
            Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described
                    as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine"
    
            Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in
                    some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields
                    where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture"
    
            George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver
                    screen in "Hoofloose"
    
                    and
    
            Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for
                    the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine"
    
    And the winner is . . .
    
    Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"
    
    I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I
    never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience
    around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and
    shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the
    gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and
    to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
                                 \
               (__)                (___)
               (oo)      (_)       (O O)
        /-------\/        V         \ /---------\
       / |     ||        /G\         O ||      | \
      *  ||----||     ___[B]___        ||-----||  *
         ^^    ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^
    
    
    
    
    I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving
    me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as
    a basis for this cow posting:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ...and with its onboard floating point
    and dual I and D cache buffers, the
    CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
    micro in its class.                             QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
        \                                                   \
         \                                                   \
          (__)          (__)                                 (__)
          (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
           \/            \/                                   \/
         /----\        /----\                               /----\
        /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
       ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
         |    |        |    | |C|                           |    |
         /----\        /----\ +-+                           /----\
        /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
       ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                  MOO                  Oh, how boring it must
                  /                    be to be a cow.
               (__)      (__)                 \                   (__)
               (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo)
        /-------\/        \/-------\          //  ||\ \            \/-------\
       / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \
      *  ||----||          ||----||  *  )  _          _    \        ||----||  *
         ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^
    ______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ...So explain to me again how
    they were able to achieve
    zero weight states...
                     \                           It's party time!
                      \                                    \
          (__)          (__)                                 (__)
          (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)
           \/            \/                                   \/
         /----\        /----\                               /----\
        /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\
       ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^
         |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD]
         /----\        /----\ +-+                      [SIX]/----\[SIX]
        /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \
       ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation,
    BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and
    "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication.
                      /
                     /     And we're just stupid cows.
               (__)                   /
               (oo)              (__)
        /-------\/               (oo)
       / |     ||                 \/-------\
      *  ||----||                  ||     | \
         ^^    ^^                  ||----||  *
                                   ^^    ^^
    
    
    
    
    
    Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds
    of milk on the shelves.  Not just different brands, but different types,
    like Whole or Low-Fat.  Well, I have decided to answer that question in
    full.  Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the
    market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk.
    Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull
    in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that
    the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from.
    In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different
    types of cows exist.  Most people beleive that all cows look alike.  Not
    so, as we are soon to find out.
    
                                               Stephen L. Schultz
                                               Head of Heifer Control
                                               Computer Science House
                                               Rochester Institute of Technology
                                               Rochester, New York  14623
    
    
    
    
              (__)                     (__)                    __)
              (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
       /-------\/               /-------\/
    
      / |  O  ||               * ||----||
     *  ||----||                 ||    ||
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
     (W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.
    
    
    
              (__)
              (dd)                                          .
       /-------\/
      / |     ||                         U                      .
     *  ||----||                     /---V                         .
        ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
     Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
     Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.
    
    
    Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.
    
    
    
                                    (__)
                                  __(oo)
              (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
              milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
       /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
      / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
     *  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
        ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
     Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
     Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.
    
    
    
    I warned you.
    
    
    In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit
    has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles.  Japan was quick
    to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European
    countries.  Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and
    Track" magazine.
    
    Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine
    recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been
    kidding her about the small size of this automobile.  It is intended to
    needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me
    for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to:
                     rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam
    
    If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to
    my collection of cows, please mail to:
                     rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk
    
    
                           (__)                Stephen L. Schultz
                           (oo)                Head of Heifer Control
                    /-------\/                 Computer Science House
                   / |     ||                  Rochester Institute of Technology
                  *  ||----||                  Rochester, New York  14623
                     ^^    ^^
    
    
    
    Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:
    
    
                  (__)              (__)            (__)          (__)
                  (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo)
       /-----------\/      /---------\/      /-------\/      /-----\/
      / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U
     *  ||--------||     *  ||------||     *  ||----||     *  ||--||        /---V
        OO        OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O
     
       Full-Size Cow       Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo
    
    
    
    These are some of the various models offered:
    
     
        __   (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)
       /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo)
      /    ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/
     * |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U
       ||----||       ||--------||       ||--------||     * ||------||      /---V
       OO    OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O
     
     Hatch-Back      Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate
    
    
    
    Although some people like to customize their cows:
    
    
              (__)                                               \
              (oo)                                                \
       /-------\/                                  (__)            \__)
      / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo)
     *  ||----||       / |   -_(oo)     /-----------\[]    /--------\/
       OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U
      O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||--------||    * ||------||(     \---V
       OOO    OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O
     
     Beach-comber's    A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy      Yugo with
         Deluxe                     with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,       rear
                                                       cb radio, and        spoiler
                                                    custom pin-striping
    
    
    
    Then there are the luxury cows:
    
    
                                                    (__)
                                                    (oo)
       /---------------------------------------------\/
      / |                                           ||                 U
     *  ||------------------------------------------||           /-----V
        OO                                          OO          * O----O
    
                          Stretch Limo                         Yugo Limo
    
    
    
    And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:
    
    
          /------------------------------------------
         / |                                        |
        /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____)
       /   |                                        | ( O O )
      /    |                                        |  \   /
     *     |________________________________________|___\ /
              OO  OO                         OO  OO      O         . .__.,,
    
                        The Eighteen Hoofer                    Yugo after being
                                                          run over by the 18 hoofer
    
    
    
    Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the
    bulls in the pen.  Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL.  But
    not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be
    nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor,
    Hugh Heifer.
    
                                                    - Steve Schultz
                                                      Head of Heifer Control
    
    
    Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.
    Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
    comfortable silk bathrobes.
    
             \    /                       \    /
              \__/               (___)     \__/
              (oo)               (o o)     (oo)
       /-------\/        /---+----\ /       \/-------\
      / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \
     *  ||----||       *  ||-+---||          ||----||  *
        ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^
    
    
    Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
    issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
    
    
              (__) O
              (o[o]|                       *     (__)
       /-------\/ v                       /      (oo)v
      / |     ||_/                        \-------\/ \
     *  ||----|                     v____/      /   \/
        ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/
    
    Probably an RIT               Is this one beautiful
    photo graduate                   bovine, or what?
    
    Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some
    biographical data:
    
    Name:                           Ingrid
    Age:                            4
    Occupation:                     Dairy producer
    Major Turn-ons:                 A well charged cattle prod
    Major Turn-offs:                A stud pen with too many cows
                                    and not enough bulls
    Favorite TV Show:               T.J. Hoofer
    Favorite Rock Group:            George Thorocud
    Favorite Sexual Position:       Up against the barbed wire
    Ambitions in Life:              To be in heat during the running of the bulls
    
    Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing
    better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do )
    I decided to draw a few cows.  These cows are from the Corner Crew, so
    watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games.
    
                                                    - Hawk
    
                            (_   _)
              (__)          (o   o)
              (oo)           \   /-------\
       /-------\/                ||     | \
      * ||----||                 ||----||  *
        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
    Strawberry Shortcake    Banana Split
    
              (__)          (__)        *
              (oo)          (oo)       /
       /-------\/            \/-------/
      / |     ||              ||     | o
     *  ||----||              ||----||   ooo
        ::    ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo
     Your team skates      Like a pile of . . .
    
    (__)                          (__)
    (oo)                          (oo)
     \/-------\            /-------\/
      \\     \ \          / /     //
       \\----\\ *        * //----//
        ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    Shift to the left    Shift to the right
    
        (__)
        (oo)
      /--\/--\               (__)
     / |    | \              (oo)
    ^  |    |  ^           ---\/----<
       /----\              | \-+-<
      /   \  \             |   |
     ^     *  ^         *__|__-+-<-<
    Stand up            Sit down
    
              (__)  *       (__)(__)
              (xx)   \      (@@)(oo)
       /-------\/ >---\------\/  \/-------\
      / |     ||      |     ||>---|     || \
     *  ||----||      |-----||     |----||  *
        ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^
    Fight, fight, fight!
    
    \  \  /  /\  \  /  /\  \  /  /\  \  /  /
     ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
    (% %)(o o)(* *)(+ +)(- -)(# #)(x x)(@ @)
     \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /
      +    *    +    *    +    *    +    *
     / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \
    (. .)(' ')(^ ^)(° °)(v v)(: :)(% %)(~ ~)
     ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
     \ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \
     ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
    (' ')(. .)(° °)(ö ö)(: :)(~ ~)(^ ^)(v v)
     \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /
      +    *    +    *    +    *    +    *
     / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \
    (o o)(| |)(# #)(- -)(+ +)(% %)(* *)(x x)
     ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---
    /  /  \  \/  /  \  \/  /  \  \/  /  \  \
    
                  Crazy Cowpet
    
    
    =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
    
    The Complete Guide to Cows thanks the following editors:
    
      Stephen L. Schultz  (SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu)
      Eric W. Tilenius    (etileniu@Oracle.COM)
      David A. Bader      (dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu)
    
    And, of course, a BIG MOO! to the home audience for supporting and creating
     new cows for the Guide!
    
    =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
    
    
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
                   |
       -------     | This concludes the fifth part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.
       | COW |     | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in
       -------     | the public domain.  ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!))
                   |
    Iconified Cow  | Please send me your COWS for the next edition!  When drawing
                   | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces.
     --------------'
    
               Cowments?  Cowntributions?  Send them to the editor...
    
                 David A. Bader // dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
    
    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    
    
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    David A. Bader                             Permanent Addr:
    CSEE Dept., Packard Lab                    1402 Lorain Avenue
    Lehigh University                          Bethlehem, Pa. 18018
    Bethlehem, Pa.  18015                      (215) 868-1311
    (215) 974-8995
    
    Internet: dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu or dab3@pl118f.cc.lehigh.edu
    Bitnet: DAB3@LEHIGH.bitnet
    
      ______________
      | Hayakawa's |            (__)                 (__)                 (__)
      |    Cows    |            (oo)                 (oo)                 (oo)
      | 0155501208 |     /-------\/           /-------\/           /-------\/
      |____________|    / |   1 ||   is not  / |   2 ||   is not  / |   3 ||
            ||         *  ||----||          *  ||----||          *  ||----||
            ||            ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
      ______||_______
    
    
    ============new COW file
    
    
     3 uv cows      7 uv cows        9 uv cows
     6 uv cows      4 uv cows        king uv cows
    I win agen! MOOOOOO This game has only cows no uther suts?
    
    Cowzey Ates
    
    /===========================\
    |        moo      $    o * 8|
    |   moo               ?     |
    |                       ]   |
    \===========================/
    
    +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+
    |MOO| |MOO| |   | |MOO|
    +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+
    
    +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+
    |MOO| |MOO| |Moo| |moO|
    +---+ +---+ +---+ +---+
    
    +---+ +---+ +---------+
    |MOO| |MOO| |MOOOOOOO!|
    +---+ +---+ +---------+
    
    Cow-computer
    
    
               )__(    ________    
               (oo)   /        \         
        *-------\/ --|  Huh???  |                  
       / |     ||     \________/        
      /  ||----||                      
         vv    vv                      
    
        Kasai Cow 
    
    
                (__)    ____
                (00)   /    \
         /-------\/ --| enyo |
        / |     ||     \____/
       *  ||----||     
          ^^    ^^     
         Chris cow
    
    
                )__)    _______
                (0o)   /       \
         /-------\/ --| enyo??? |
        / |     ||     \_______/
       *  ||----||
          vv    ^^
         Karis cow
    
    
             )__)    ________
             (o )   /        \
      /-------\/ --| *shrugs* |
     / |     ||     \________/
     * ||----||
       vv    ^^
       Neil Cow
    
    
    
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