Also sprach RAW

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Also sprach RAW:

If I announce [as I've considered] that God supports the Guns and Dope Party, how many of you will consider that claim

1. schizo or delusional
2. genuine Divine intervention
3. a con game
4. a hoax, satire, jape etc.

How do you rank the similar claims of Dubya, Jerry Falwell, Son of Sam, the Tsars of Russia, the Tsars of USA, Osama bin Laden, the popes of Rome etc?

Anyway, God has personally endorsed the GUNS AND DOPE PARTY and cursed Tsardom.

He told me so, speaking through an ostrich named Olga who co-starred with Orson Welles in a thriller called Southern Star.