Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
add RandomBullshit below
cat /dev/random | cowsay ;)
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
"You are sitting on a gold mine" or "The answer is up your bum!" or "You want to know the secret of life? You're sitting on it"
http://www.google.com/search?q=random+bullshit (aka. Google:random+bullshit)