Emoticons

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Useful Internet Emoticons

EMOTICON MEANING

:)  Happy person 
:(  Sad person 
:-)  Happy person with a nose 
:-(  Sad person with a nose 
:---(  Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose 

:(    Person who is sad because he or she has a large fish for a nose 

:-D   Person laughing 
:-D*  Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 
      5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip 
:-|   Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose  
>8-O-(&)  Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm 
;-)   Person winking 
.-)   Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball 

:-0WW  Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims 
:-Q   Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette 
>:-Q -...  Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he
           suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind 
           of discharge dribbling from his cybermember 
:-{8       Person who is unhappy with the results of her 
           breast-enlargement surgery 
:V:-|  Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk 
       to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator
       on his or her head 
~oE]:-|  Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head
         containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays 
>:-[ -{9  Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel