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PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR[edit]
Seasons[edit]
- Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
- Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
- Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
- Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
- The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
The number of days in each season can be easily remembered with this simple poem:
Thirty days hath Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and The Aftermath.
Days of the Week*[edit]
- Sweetmorn
- Boomtime
- Pungenday
- Prickle-Prickle
- Setting Orange
(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)
HOLYDAYS[edit]
A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS[edit]
- Mungday
- Mojoday
- Syaday
- Zaraday
- Maladay
Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season
B) SEASON HOLYDAYS[edit]
- Chaoflux
- Discoflux
- Confuflux
- Bureflux
- Afflux
Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season
C) ST. TIB'S DAY[edit]
Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos.
Next St. Tibs Day occur in the following years
- 3158
- 3162
- 3166
- 3170
- 3174
- 3178
- 3182
- 3186
- 3190
- 3194
- 3198
- 3202
Date Table[edit]
Gregorian POEE
SM BT PD PP SO -- -- -- -- -- Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs (Mungday) 6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 (Chaoflux) 20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59*60 (St. Tib's Day) Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70
12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 (Mojoday) 22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 (Discoflux) 6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72
26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 (Syaday) Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39 Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54 (Confuflux) 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69
Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6 (Zaraday) 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51 (Bureflux) 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8 (Maladay) 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53 (Afflux) 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73
Years[edit]
1991 = 3157
2006 = 3172
See Greyface
See also[edit]
For more disinformation, visit http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/
http://www.fringewire.com/pics/fnord.jpg http://www.fringewire.com/pics/jesus3.jpg
http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays has post Principia Discordia holydays
DDate[edit]
if you have any *nix system under your hands:
- man ddate
- ddate
- ddate +%.
or best: echo `ddate` > /etc/profile
[Emperor Norton http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~acb/norton/]]
DeBian: apt-get install ddate
ddate.exe http://www.neuro.gatech.edu/users/cwilson/cygutils-package/
check out the DiscoDatePerlModule
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