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Hey whats up mutante, this is for my german persentation i need to talk as if i am someone and about them in conversational german and the class guesses who i am. If you could translate this i would be so appreciative!!!! we are supposed to pay special attention to Dativ and Accusative, and please do not use slang

Once again thanks so much man!

Hello everyone, today i'm going to tell you about myself in hopes that you can guess who i am. In my life at home i have a wife, 3 kids, a dog, and a cat. My children are Bart, Lisa, and Maggy. The dogs name is Santa's Little Helper and the cat is Snowball. We got the dog on christmas after a night at the dog race track. I live on Evergreen Terrace in my own house. My neighbor is Ned Flanders. I have a senile father that we call Grandpa that lives near us. I also have two sisters in law Patty and Selma.

I work as a safety inspector for the Nuclear power plant. My bosses name is Mr. Burns, he is a very angry and evil old man. My family has had many run ins with him. We found his childhood teddy bear and ended up giving it back to him, we sold him our puppies once and then stole them back, and he also promoted me to safety inspector after we went on strike.

In my spare time i like to go to Moe's Tavern. Its a bar owned by Moe and all of my friends go there. My best friends name is Barney.

Do you know who i am?