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Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is finding red belly button fluff when you only ever where black clothes.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming. Fnord is this really, really tall mountain. Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten. Fnord is what you see when you close your eyes

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted. Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry. Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots. Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients. Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on. Fnord is where the buses hide at night. Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason. Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam. Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe. Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.

Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees. Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.

Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel. Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs. Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica. Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders. Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence. Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life. Fnord is the sales tax on happiness. Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long. Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole. Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages. Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal. Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy. Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428. Fnord is the yin without yang. Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

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Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses. Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline. Fnord never sleeps. Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave. Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen. Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads. Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly. Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner. Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero. Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.

Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back. Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games. Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father". Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe. Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor. Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket. Fnord invented the green hubcap. Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars. Fnord uses two bathtubs at once. Fnord is what's left when you take away the words Fnord is the number before 21 and after 23 Fnord is the bullseye and you are the dart Fnord is the laces of sandals Fnord is the fourth syllable in "banana" Fnord is what you get when you don't use your brain Fnord is your brain on drugs

Fnord is the only thing lacking in advertising Fnord is your brain without drugs Fnord is the basis of Scientology Fnord is the "b" in "Alpha Omega" Fnord is the unitialized state of RAM

Fnord is why the prime meridien runs through Greenwich Fnord is five miles north of the North Pole


 * I cannot escape them
 * No matter how I try
 * They wait for me everywhere
 * I cannot pass them by.


 * Driving down the street
 * I see "Jesus Is Lord"
 * And then immediately after
 * I hear the word "FNORD!"


 * Innocuous sayings and parables
 * And on the evening news
 * I hear the word "FNORD!"
 * And suddenly I'm confused


 * I sit alone in my room
 * And I'm feeling rather bored
 * I turn on the tube and guess what
 * I hear the word "FNORD!"


 * "Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you"
 * That's what I've heard the wisemen say
 * But I can't get away from those beasties
 * There's just no fucking way.

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''Fnords are the non-printed and unspoken words in the mass media that are there in specifically calculated positions to provoke a reaction in the reader/viewer on a subconscious level, especially in the news--making them one of the major tools of the Illuminati to manipulate an unwitting populace. Much of the world's condition can be judged by the number of the fnords in one's morning paper. There seem to have been a lot of them lately.''

From http://www.rawilson.com/illuminatus.html#fnord

...That calmed me a little, so I set out the toast and coffee and fetched the New York Times from the hallway. I turned the radio to WBAI and caught some good Vivaldi, sat down, grabbed a piece of toast and started skimming the first page.

Then I saw the fnords.

The feature story involved another of the endless squabbles between Russia and the U.S. in the UN General Assembly, and after each direct quote from the Russian delegate I read a quite distinct "Fnord!" The second lead was about a debate in congress on getting the troops out of costa Rica; every argument presented by Senator Bacon was followed by another "Fnord!" At the bottom of the page was a Times depth-type study of the growing pollution problem and the increasing use of gas masks among New Yorkers; the most distressing chemical facts were interpolated with more "Fnords."

Can you believe that?

Rev. St. Klyf 'Not Max Cannon' The-Not-Quite-Sane S23-M257 Fenderson

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I am fnord.

- There really are fnords. No, really. Hint: They do not actually consist of the letters f-n-o-r-d -- that's just a literary device. The real fnords are.. well, someday you'll see them.

ò A nonsense term commonly used by a group of satirically inclined devotees known as the Discordians. Often stated as a reminder that what is being said is probably said in jest and to not believe all of what you read.

ò A word referring to the sound of one hand clapping in applause at the creation of the perfectly round rectangle and the perfectly cornered circle. Fnord.

ò A very dangerous and mystically powerful word that repeated 42 times in rapid enough succession is said to be able to cause the total destruction of life, the universe, and everything. Fnord. (How rapidly no one knows, and I truly hope no one ever finds out).


 * http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fnord

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= This page does not exist = Yes it does, I can see the fnords (An example of a rather sledgehammer attempt at describing Fnord. The paradox of a page saying it doesn't exist where it must obviously exist in order to state it does not. Therefore, it is less a paradox and simply a lie. Fnord.)

= Stop reading this = no

= Goddammit, I didn't say STOP = FNORDIANS UNITE!

= She fnorded my fnord until i fnorded are over her tits. And then I threw some shards of fnord at her face.=

= OK I am going to have to EAT you now =

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Bon appetit! -- User:MattisManzel

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Foundation for Neo-cognitive and Ontological Research and Development

Robert Anton Wilson Discordianism 23

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To grok Fnord, an internally self-contradictory thing!

Even if you understand their purpose, and can see them, knowing they exist still creates unease when one reads them!

ALL HAIL ERIS!!!!!! Hail Discordia!!!!!

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