Random 1 Liners


 * Hospital food WILL kill you


 * I'm just an n=1 (AN-Y-One)


 * R.U.Sirius (on business card)


 * No one is getting out of this life alive


 * We leave this life broke and bare-assed


 * The only thing em-BARE-Assed is the Ego


 * Pack your bags we're going on a Guilt-Trip


 * A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it. -Tagore


 * '''"When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer."

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