Cows

Some ASCII art cows.

This page is an obvious testimony to the fact that some people have way moo much time on their hands.

______________ |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__) |   USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu) |   COWS    |     /---\/    /---\/    /---\/    /---\/ |____________|  / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||        ||        *  ||||   *  ||||   *  ||||   *  ||||        ||                                               ______||_______  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__) |_____________|          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu) ||          /---\/    /---\/    /---\/    /---\/        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||        ||         *  ||||   *  ||||   *  ||||   *  ||||        ||

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(__)            (__)             (__)             (__)          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo) /---\/      /---\/       /---\/       /---\/  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     || *  ||||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---|| ^^   ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type with milk    after milking      cow with milk

(___)            (___)    *        (___)             (___)          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)   /---\ /       /---\ /       \---\ /       /---\ / / |    ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,|    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow  seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull

(__)            (__)    *        (__) *      (__)           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo) /\/     /-oooooo-\/       \---\/  \---\/ * o|    ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     || ||||    ooooooooooooo        ||||>==/-|| ooo^^   ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^ Cow taking     Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit a shit           shit             kicked out of her

(__)         (oo)                       U   /---\/                    /---V / |    ||                    * |--|                       . *  ||||    ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.

(__)                    )__(    Huh??? vv   vv          (oo)                     (oo)                      ||||  * /---\/              *---\/                       ||     | /  / |     ||               / |     ||                       /\---/ *  ||||              /  ||||                      (oo) ^^   ^^                 vv    vv

American Cow             Polish (Kasai) Cow            Australian Cow

(__)                    (__)                     (__)          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo) /---\/              /-    --\/               /-     -\/  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      || *  ||||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow at         Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow start of school    After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"

(__)                    (__)                     (__)          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx) /---\/              /---\/               /---\/  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     || *  ||||              *  ||||              *  ||||    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt      Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms     down psychadelic mushrooms

/\                 __                                        /  \                 ||             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo) /--S\/S         /---\/    /S          /---\/ / |    ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     || * ||||          *  ||||___/    S      *  |||| ^^   ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's  to George Washington       this cow                   cow

(__)        *        (__)                           (oo) \      (oo)                     /--\/ \---\/                    /|  |/  |            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||            ||||                    *  ||||            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously       to Caesar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer

(___)              (__)      (__)                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo) /---\ /                \/\/           / |     ||V                   |        | * ||||                    ||--||             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^   The cyclops that Ulysses and       This cow lived with his crew met had this cow           Dr. Doolittle

(__)                  (__)             [##]                   (@o) /---\/            /---\/              /---  (__)     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo) * ||||            *  ||||             *  |||---\/       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^ This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman

(____)              (____)                         (____)                    (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)         /---\  /          /-\    /          /---\  / / ||      |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||      *   ||||-||||            *| | |-| | |       *   ||||-||||          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso       Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight

(__)         (__)            (oo)         (__) (oo)           /\/          (oo) /---\/        /--/--            \/-  / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-. *  ||||        *  ||||        *  ||||    OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO  Cow-vertible. ..

(__) *_                    *_     ( oo             *_   \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)    \.( oo____         \.-/._____          \.( oo___\____     ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \     OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO

Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)

*       (___)    *        (___)                (__)   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo) \---\ /      \---\ /          /---\/        ________     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______ ||,---||         ||,---||          *  |||  --     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^               Twins                         Cow Catcher

(__)         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)          (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ? (oo)  ? |\/|(oo) /---VV      /- \/       /---\/           /--| \--\/ / |    ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     || *  ||||      /  |       ||       *  ||||          *  ||||    ^^    ^^      *  ||--||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                     ^^      ^^  Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird Cow               Cow

(^^) (             (oo)                        (__)          (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo) /---==---      /--\--/                /--||||||  / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/ * ||||         *  |||\O---< HONK! * ||||    ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's     cow                  cow                        cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol.                                              Use your imagination.)

O__O                            \_|_/ (oo)                            (oo) /---\/                      /---\/       / |     ||                       / |     ||      *  ||||                      *  ||||         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

(__)                       (__)                 ^^      (oo)                        (--) ^^^^ /---\/                       /-\/-\          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\        ^^^^^   *  ||||                       ^ |    | ^     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?)

*                                                (__)         \                                                (DD) \                                       /---\/          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/        \ | \ (__)                               *  |||        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^ \||\ \\/                        Cow chugging brews and staring at          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ ||           \\||             \||              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /                \_                              / / / / / _______   / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / / / / /   (__)|      / /                                                / / /    (oo)|      / / ( @@@ )                                       /---\/ |    ( @@ )                         / |     ||^_|       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||| @@ (oo). . . ( *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^ /--UU--\/       (____________) / |   ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---||

(New) Jersey Cow

O O                O O                        \ \               / / \ \         (__) /          (__)            \ \         (xx)/ (DD)            \ ++\// /---\/              \|        | /  / |     ||                 ++ *  ||||    ^^    ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"

o==+-- | |\ \           |  | \ \    ____________________           |   \ \ \   |                  |           |    \ \ \  |  ++  |           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  | |      \ \ |  | o\  .\/. | |           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |         /---\       \ |  ++  |        /     \       \|                  |        |     |        |                  |        \     /        |                  |         \---/         |                  |                       |                  |                    --                    --

Cow-struction worker.

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Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.

o o         |__|             (__)             (__) (oo)            (oo)            =(oo)=         oo  /---\/       /---vv       /---\/ / |    ||       / |     ||       / |     || bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains male relative    cow              cow            cow cow x                  xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx |                     //                (__) //                        (__)   (__)                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo) /---\//                   /---\/     \/---\        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \       *  |||                     *  ||||       ||||  *          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows

o       o             (__)    ^ \     /              (oo)   / \   /           _____\/___/             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * / /-\/      /|  ___  \/             / ___/   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         */\ * ||--||      *  ||{___}||             /  \     ^^      ^^         ||-||            /   /                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^

Mathematical       Television      This cow does Disco Cow                Cow        (That's what comes of   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine) cow-culus)         Ray Tube)

o           | [---] |  |            |   |                              |--========|       /|---|\                             | **** |=======|      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======| |           |                     ___|  |==============|      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|      \---/             []={(oo)} |==============| \ \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |    -         / | NASA  |====  | |              |        *  ||--||-^    -           ||      |      |      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |     /         \      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon

(__)              ([][])            "I have this recurring dream               __\/_--U              about golden arches.".. (__)             /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //            /^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //                 /======   \/            =======/==============//              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

Psycowlogist and patient

(___)         \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ / *-\_______\/\/                   \--O--/ ^_______/  ---  \______^              // -\     ^\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/                       \_____\\//                                                \__/   It's a bird... //\\        The Boss It's a plane... // \\    (Bruce Holstien) //  //                                             ^^   ^^

================== _____________________________           H                H |             |-|            H     (__)       H |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __ |  COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \ |   JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP | |            |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-  H     \ __ / |            | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       || |            | ^           |            H                H       || |            | ]           |            H                H       || |            |             |            H                H       || |_____________|_____________|           H                H       || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard

(       (   (           / ) ( ( \\       )     ( |  // )       |   |    (__)       |   |    (oo)                   (__)       |   | \/              ______(oo)_____       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) ) **|  | ---||                \ __________/    ``'-^^        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie

\ |  /         ___________    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         | |           |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | | ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         | |   ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| | || |`.     (__)    (__)                                               (oo)    (oo)                       /---V /---\/     \/ \             * |  |             / |     ||        ||_______| \            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  * ^^   ^^        ^^      ^^

"Cow Town"

\ (__)                      (__)              \\(oo)                       (\/) /-\\\/                /---\/        / |    (##)                / |     ||       *  ||||"               *  ||||          ^^    ^^                           This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing

(__)                    (__)                     (__)         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)  /---\/               /---\/               /---\/ / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Satanic cow          This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love

(__)                                             (__)         (oo)                                              (oo) /--\/                           /---\/ / |||                            / |                 ||   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^ Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow *                     **   **                 * **  * * *  **                *   /  /   \ *  *             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /(00)            /           (00)  / /               / |      |            \    /---\/   \ \              *  || ||            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||          \ \  *  ||||    \ \                 ^^     ^^         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat

(___)          (o o)     /--\ /   (__)                         (__) /   ____O    (oo)                         (oo) |  / /\\/                   /---\/   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     || | ||  *||^-||                  *  OOOO * ^^   ^^      ^^    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow

(__)                \__\                 (__)          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo) /---\/          ____\___\/          *+---\/  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______|| *  ||||          *  ||||             ||||    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow

(__)             (__)              \_||_~                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*) /---\/          /\/        /---\||/  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     || *  ||||        *-||||       *  ||||    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{ li-moo-cow         fastback cow      teenager's cow

____        (____)                                .xxxx. (__)                 '(oo)` (oo)           /-'-\/ ` /---\/           / |    |============>  / |     ||            *  ||| (~) *  ||||                   ~                     Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow           armed and dangerous

(___)            (___)          (o o)             (o o)   /---\ /       /---\ / / |    ||O       / |  O~ ||O * ||,---||       *  ||,---||    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull

(---)         /-\                          (___)          |     |                          (o o)          |  |  |                   (-) \ / | |  |                  /  / \    O          |  *  |                 *  | O | ^^  ^^                    -          Coward                  Phone Bull

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|   |                              |    |           * |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__) |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo) |   |     /---\/               |    |          ---\/-- |    |    / |     ||                |    |          |      |--- |    |   *  ||||                |    |               |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________ |     _________________             |     _________________ |    /                              |    / |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | |    |                              |    | /      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.

|   | |    | |    | |    | |    | |    \_________________ |     _________________ |    / |    | |    | |    | |    | |    | |    |                                (__) |    |                      *-(..) /      \                        ^^^^\/

The attempt results in an udder disaster.

.           /\         .       .        :                (__)        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx) /   \   .        .    *      :         __--\/            /      \              *        :        * ||____||            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\     .     /| (oo) |\           **         : / | /\/\ | \  .     . *         :         Hamburger . /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \. :      *        (__)     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo) .      (__||__)     .   .             :         \---\/       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||            !!!  !!!                       :          ||||                                           :          ^^    ^^  The cow that jumped over the moon. :        Flying Cow

...---...                      ../  / | \  \..                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                   \          |          /                    \         |         /                     \        |        /                      \       |       /                       \      |      /                        \     |     /                         \    |    /                          \   |   /                           \  |  /                            \ | /(__)                             \|/ (oo) /---++--\/                        / |  || ||                        *  ||-++-||                           ^^    ^^

Cow surviving attack by Red Baron

..---..                            (__)             /       \                            (oo) | RIP  |                     /---\/ |      |                    / |     ||             |       |                   *  ||||             |       |                      ^^    ^^             |       | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

Elvis's Cow...     ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???

(__)                    (oo) /---+     +--\/       / |  |      | ||      *  ||-+      +-||         ^^          ^^                             *

David Copperfield's Cow              David Copperfield's other Cow

(__)                                   (oo) /---\/                           / |     ||                           *  ||||                              ^^    ^^                             (__)  (__)                             (oo)  (oo) /---\/   \/---\                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \                    *  ||   -^^-       ||  *                       ^^                  ^^                      (__)                (__)                      (oo)                (oo) /---\/                 \/---\              / |     ||                    ||     | \             *  ||||                    ||||  *                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows

(__)                      __                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG /---\/                       XXXXXXXXXX    MAC

/ | 007 ||                        __________           *  ||||                        |_        _|              ^^    ^^                                 Cow licensed to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow

The cow that didn't jump over the moon. !                                   !                                    ^                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle /___\            The cat and the fiddle |=  =|            The cow blew up on the |    |                         launch pad... |    |   ROCKET,                       |     | TAKING OFF                   |     | TOTALLY            \\        |     | OBLIVIOUS TO   ||||||>       |     | THE FACT THAT      //        |     | THERE IS A                   |     | COW ON THE                   |     | LAUNCH PAD                  /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \                             /  |##!##|  \                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |                             | /  ( | )  \ |                             |/   ( | )   \|                                                                                                                                                                                                        .                         *                                    .                                           _           _           *                                     *     \\ *=      //       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* // UP,ON THE  ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD      //                     * * *. _ (oo)         * // *= *=  * BOOM * //  *=      * * *           ==* \\               ________________________________________________ = * \\                ==============================================               //        //           !!           \\        \\              //        //            ||            \\        \\

(__)                                                    (oo) /'^^^-m (__)                                  / '' ` )            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| || *       ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                Cow'nt Dracula

____            ____                                |+++++| |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++| |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++| |++++|   |++/      /\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __ |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++| -(__)--|      \__\/           _(__)_  \ --  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!  |-|  \\____                         --  )_    /|  /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *      \  |  __________________________________/      |  W|  \ \_/ /- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/                    \___/     / /  \ \     ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?

(__)                  (__)                    (__)       (--)         (00)                   (-o)                    (--). . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /--\/             /--\/               /--\/        (--)  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     || * ||||             * ||||              * |||| Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter

*       (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo) \---\/       /---\/         /---\/         /---\/   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \  //||||\\     * //--\\       *   \\--//         *   \\\\  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^ Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking

(__)         (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__) \/                       (oo)/ "      |     (oo)       ____| \____            /---\/(__ o=o=o=|--\/       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |    *____/    |___//        *  ||||           ||||        ///            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing       Cow marching            standing

Side     Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls! (__)     (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/ ( oo     (oo)    oo )               ^  _/\ /\_  ^ /\_|     /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//

(___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z   \O

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...:::/// THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________         (__)    /                        \          * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo)  (    Udderly Cool Cows!    ) /---\/ --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / |     || *  ||||             Edited by David A. Bader ^^   ^^             Please send your submissions to: Cow               dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu

= =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =                                    ______         (__)                       |    |                   (__)         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$) \/                 /-^^^^^^            /---\/         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS || ---||                *  ||||             *  ||||         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^ Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant

(___)           (___)             (___)          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)           \ /              \ /               \ /        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===:   /_________\===:       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/

Cowed Forces \ _ /           -  -                          /\             / " \                         /|  |   (__)             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*     ^^      ^^ Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice

)   (                         _            (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I / = = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I           (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /---\/      \ ||||| I                 ~        /---        / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I   /--- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  |||          \ ||| I  / |     ||  \/              *  ||||                  ~           \ || I *  |||| Groucho Moo-x               Chico                Harpo

______________________           _______________________      |                    |            |                     |      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               | |    /---\/     |            |---\/           /|      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |      |   *  ||||      |            |--||          *  ||--|      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |      ||            |-|            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1

(__)                                  (__)                  (oo)                                   (oo) ______________\/______              ____    /---\/  __    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-|||_|_||    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/

Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989

______________(__)_________________                     (__)     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo) |               \/                ||                       \/    _|_                                _||                       ||   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||                                |                      ||   | |________________________________| | |                      ||   \_____________________________________/]              /--- /    []               []               []                / |     ||                                                       *  ||||                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^ Cowraffe

*     *                                               \    /                                                \  /       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/     /   (__)                   \           +--+    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          | |^^^| \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |   |   |-`//`====='\\-|   |         |          |   |   |-//-|||   |         |          |   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +--+    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||

"COWCH POTATO" ++        +                                                  | B A T E S  |  (__)   o                        |    (0x)        |C O R R A L |  (**)  /| --            |     \/         ++  \==/ / | |\         \                        W--       |          |      v |  --          *   ====; | |  (__)  |           \           /                            \  |  (oo)  |            \          | \ |  \/   |              \+       |                               --                       +                                Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM! | |                                                                  o  o                                                     Psycho Cow (with knife) (__)         (oo)   -          _______________________ /---\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |       |\ ^                ^  /|  / |     ||     -         | \    ^      ^     ^ / | *  ||||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)| ^^   ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)| The Simpsons' cow                               | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ | |(__) \          / (__)|                 \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/                  \\/ (oo\       /oo) \// /\___________/\                   \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /       Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                   \ \/   :(__)\//           ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                      \\/(__) /                \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ /                          \ \//                  \/___________\/                             \:/                  /             \                 /               \

(__)              (__)              (______)             (__)          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo) /\/        /^^^^^^^\/          /-\    /       /---\/ ./ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||   |--W-|          ||``   ||        *  ||||        *  (.)(.)||   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^ cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow

(___)                             (  OO  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______ |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      | |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      | |                              |                  |                   | |                              |   (__)           |                   | |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    | |         |          |         |    \/---\    |    |          |   | |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   | |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   | |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   | |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    | |                                                                     | |                                                                    |  (                                    ______                         )   (                                  /      \                       )     (                               /        \                    )        (                            |        |                 )           |                         |        |              |           |                         |        |              |           |_________________________|________|______________|  \ \   \ \    \ \     \ \   (__)      \ \  (oo)                                                 / /---\\/                                                /  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    / *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /                                          \---\___/\_|\=/>            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>             \\_____//                        | /______/  /             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________             /\--\                          ^  ^    /            (oo)      \                                /            (--)       *                              /

Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas        Cow Circus: Tightrope walking

______________________        |                      |\         |       (__)           | |         |       (oo)           | | |       \/            | |         |       / \ \          | |        /////////   \_ \_///////  |         |     |     /          | |                           (__)         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/        | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||   _______O)-^---\O)_________________*__||||_____

cow-lliope in the circus parade

*      \    w   \    w                                        (__) \\ /\  //                                        (oo) \\/ \//                                          \/      |    |                    (__)               >----<      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \ \(OO)/                  .-\/-. >--- {} ---<     //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) | ||__||                  |\/\/|                \(^^)/     /^^  ^^\                  /\                 |  |   / ======== \               /      \                |  |  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \ |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *    \ ______ / Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus

(__)                                        -'`-       "Here's             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing      /---\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"    *  ||| /     ======================              |  \___['       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-                                                          |  |                                                          ~  ~          (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt          (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)   /---\/      \/     \/      \/---\  / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \ *  ||||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||||  *    ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__) A game of cowntract bridge                 (oo) / \/      ____________                                                     /   \===^__|            |                 --             _|___ /\  |______________|           (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |           (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            | /---\/  --             I   I^ ^   |            | / |    ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |  *  ||||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^   ^^    --            Just a humble cownoisseur

(__) (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/     \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/ \/                        a cownfluence

_______           (__(  .-<                            |   |   |            (oo)  |                              |___|___| ___\/___|                             |\_____/|         |  |  |                                 |       |         |  |  |                                 |_______|       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |        */\                     /---//   |--(_)--|            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)           /    \                 *  ||||    |       |  (++)           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow

_       ________|@|________         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __ |---|                  (^\/^)              \/         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o) || |  ||    |  |               /-\/           /-\_/         ||-||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||||         ^ |||| | ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow | _____ |    (__)         ||     ||     (oo)    - ||    ||//\/ ---< Master? >        ||     ||B-9  \ |     - ||_____||______\|        |_______|_______|     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |                                                ( 0                        (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\          | |        |                        /oooooooo\          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\            ||      ||                      /____________\            ^^      ^^             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow

@ @                           @@@ @                              @@ @               Pffii           @@@@ @@ ___________D          @@@@@@ |________ |            _______         (__)   | /             \     /         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |      |       ___/-_| (__)      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)      |     /     \     |     |       |\/      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /      ||      |---/  \-\\\                 (__)           \     /           | o |  \\\               __    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____

Cow Express                    Suicidal Cow

o        _____________ /\      /             \                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! ) __ |   \ /                             (oo) '\_____________/ \////\                    /---\/     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__| * |||   U                                       ^^    ^ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing        Canadian Cow

o         o               o              o             o       o o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o     o   o      o       o             o            o  (    (    o           O                     )      ( o o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__) (oo)                  (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o   /--$$$$   o   o    /---\/  o    /---\/       /---\/ / |    $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     || *  ||||        o   *  ||||      *  ||||      *  ||||   o    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry

___                                     _/...\  *==\        ________________      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo | / |          \ /              /-+-+--- \ /     /\________________/   *  ||||||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |                                    || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        -- | |_     |  |_          /\                       |____|    |____|         / O\                         Santa Cows /, \       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/, \-                                     /          |~      |~    \       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      | /,  ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         / / O   O   \                              /      \                    / -/,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~     /   O   ,  \                            /        /. /,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\. /  O  ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\. /       O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\. --||                (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\. ||/ ||||         /---\/       \/---\     ||          ||               /|      ||         ||      |\      Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||||         ||||  * Christmas Cowols

O                                  O  O  O                                            O                    * Moory Cowristmas! ___               /|\                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\ /______________________________\      /|o|||\ ~               /________________________________\     /|||||o|\ ####         ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\ ~(oo)         ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\ /---\/          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\ / |    ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | | *  ||||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

|--|                        /\  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\  |                      |                /            \ \  |                      |            |______________________|                                              \/  |--|                  o-@@ |______________________|                                      Minimalist Dead Cow --     Mark Rothko Cow

____________________ ---        |           (__)   |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   | ( oo | ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /---\/    | /\_| | /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     | ---         |  *  ||||     |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   | /\_| | /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Vache     | ---                      Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow

oo                   -- \/

cow by night      sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow

II     ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\ ________\  /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\       `v' \      + II   (00) | \________|____\    \II\   \/---\ | (    ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     ) |\|______\_O_/___|     + II   |||| *     (oo)        ( afford that? ) | \_______________\     \II\              \/\ \ (OO_##########_OO)     II +                    ||    || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____)      + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-     (_)        (_)          \II          II        II        II                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-

What cows think when people MOO at them

/\\  ^                 (__)                          (__)          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)     _    (o o)  |                 /\__| _                   /-\/-\    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)

cow giving forgiveness        Moo-hammed Ali                  Cow Bell.

(!!)                       _/\_                       \_\    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo) !/|      \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______||                / |______||              / |________||  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow

(__)                           (__)                            (oo)                            (oo) /--- \/             / - \/          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  ) / (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                  ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                    ^-^              ||        ||                       ||       ||              ||        ||                       ||       ||              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"

/\ /  \         __                           ________   -- DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====| MOO/     /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /---\/      |^^ *| / | \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       --     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||||         ///     \===/              ^^    ^^       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege

(__)         (oo) /---\/                          #         #  / |     ||                            \\       // *  ||||\                            \\     //    ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /              \                           |     |               |                          |     |               |                          |     |               |                          / \_/  \        (__)               |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#- |                       //        \\       /\   ___________\|/___________         Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party

______            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || .   .  (oo). . ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           -                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis

___________________________      | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo) _______| /\_| /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \---\/    |___|                        |___|              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
 * _____                       _____    |              ||||
 * ___|  |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
 * ___|  |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)

__              o oo o                            (__)               \||/ (__)              (__)              (___)     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)                 /---\/         /---\/        /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* )         / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O | |          *  ||||        *  ||||       *  ||w---|| ^ ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow

(___)       PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| ||| (o o)       #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)   /\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /\___/ / |          #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           ||| *  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||    |||||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||--|||    ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^   Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows

(__)                                    (__)         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______ | /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|     *  |  |      |    |                     |  |      |    |      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____       \|________|                         *____/|________|

CompuCow                     CompuCow After an All-niter

(__)                                  (__)           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|          |  |      |    |                *  |  |      |    |          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____    *____/|________|                            \|________|

CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard      CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler

\\                                   \\       \\                                    \\       / \                                   / \      /   \                                 /   \      \    \                                \    \       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo) /   / \/                           o /    / \/ /   /                                /    /      \   /                             o   \   / \ /                                  \ /       //                                    //      //                               o    //

B-2 Stealth Bomber cow        Stealth cow on bombing run

___ /  \          Happy +--+ __oo| \                 /      -\/                   (__) o  o        o  | |                    ||             *  |||| ^^                   ^^    ^^ Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
 * \      |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
 * |     \  /__                         (oo)
 * Steinway &|_ \/|  |                /       ||               >(oo)>
 * ___ Sons ___|_/ |__|              *  --||             /---\/

(__)                +=============================+                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  | ______   ______\/              (__)|          +-+            |    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__) /  ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo) |  @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |     \     /            \     /               ---                ---             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
 * [] /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/

__ _________                          __ _________                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_ /   ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     ) (     \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \ \     /O\      )                      \    |moo|      ) (   @   @    /                        (   (---)     /                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)                       o                                      o                      o                                      o                    o                                      o                (__)                                   (__) /(uu)                             /(uu) *__/|    \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s /\(* \| __ \\==s \))              /\(* \| __ \\==s  \)) |/))* | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage

(__)     o   o               *        (__) (oo)    o  o                  \       (OO) /---\/==o o                       \---\/ / |    ||  ____                    []   |     ||   *  ||||  |__|                   (/\)s==||| /__\  ~      Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.

__//    \__                                  |\__|\        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/ /\                  //\                         /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \ * \/  *                    ||  ||      \_                           _//                        nn  nn  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__)    (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does (oo) +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo) \/      \/           \/   \/                                  (__,                                                                (+o) (__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-#-\' (oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \ \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}}}   \ o                                                      ==        ==    --           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey

/.                                                        moo  /`'\. (__)  MOO! ` /   ./ \..             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \. /---\/                                      ../    /    ../    \     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \    *  ||||                                    ./     ./            \   \. --^^^^-                           .../    ../       ../          \                    \                         /       /         /                          Ech-cow   (echo)

________________                 (__)          ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O// /---\/ --'\________________/             /   ==s)\_____  / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-/    OO       COW *  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES    ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-/  \ Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/

*            .                 .   ,           .           .     *        .      .                     .                                 *          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,        -   *   -                (       .      |      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .         .                       / \\        ,      |        ,      *         *      /   /\\                   .           /\\ /       .           .          *           .       /   \\             .         .    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .       .    ,     .         .            .  *.

The Milky Way

\ /         ________________________________                       \/         /                                \               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    | (oo)  O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |              _\/_   //        O \________________________________/ *    //       O          \  (\\    //       o           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/) \|_______________//____________|                              \<>/     |||      || //||     |||     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  / . .                                   (  ^  ) __/______/                '.'.`                                    \_O_/ COW-OPERATION                            Buddha's Cow

(_                ~         -       _)             /       ~          (           -                        -               |  =s O                               |            *                  |           O        \      \       -  |             |                                   \               |        -                    -                |

)      Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

(__)               ---_ (__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \ (xx)-\          \             /---\/               / |\   \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\       / |     |                *  ||\     (oo) * --                     \____ \/       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)

(__)                                (oo) \/                            \___/                           /     / \\                            (0 0)                                /   /\\                           \ /                               /\\ /                               v                    /         /   \\                               | /                            <---|--->                       /    *                                      |                 |\                                                |           /     |  \         /                                  __|__                 \\   \                                          \/ \/           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/            /          \\                                        __|__               /         \\                                         \   / /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|            /                \\                                  | V | /        /            \\                                |   |              /                  \\                              |   |                   /               \\                            W   W                                     \\ ===============================O===========       Stick Cow sunbathing ===========================================       at Malibu wearing a        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult

(__)                               (___)            **       ((__))    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo)) (oo)                                         \\--\\// | \/ |            (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               ||||||                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^ Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake

((    _  _                       (___)              (__)          ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)    _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /---\_O---moo        *-\/---\ /|    ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \  / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-||   * *  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ^^   ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera"               (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)

______________________________________________________                     |                                                      |             _______  |                                                      |            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  | / /(__) || |                                                     |  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      | |        |---|| |                                                      | (|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               | |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   | /| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\ \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/   |  |                 |  |   |  |                  |  |    |  |    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/

"The Moo-vers are here!"

-- (__)         *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-) -  \--\/             \---\/ ^^\---\/ ^^\---\/ ^^\---\/ ---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||  -   ||--||               ||--+    ||--+    ||--+    ||||      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^

Roller Cow                           Cows in polonaise

-/                    /                    /                   /                 /                /               /                                 (__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)

\   /          ____          |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/          (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O | /---\/ V         /\Q/          /\/           \    / / |    ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/ *  |||            *  ||-||          *  ||||               --    ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael Cow from Vulcan    Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev

(*)                 (*)   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@ [..]                 |      =             |                [..]@@ \ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@ ||  ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   || ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  | =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =                   cows having candlelight dinner

(___)                                        (o o)    ( ** )                              __\_/__ |e e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/ \ / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ / |   *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O       /****************    *          "|_____|" // *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming ||   ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow" ||   ||     || ||                  |_|_|     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^ Haute Cowture                   COWNT

|\                                       |[]         |\                                   (__) |           |[]         |\                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[] |       (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) | |     __(oo)        *--/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) | \===== |\/         |           *--/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--/,,      ,, / |  -//\-/\\         o           |===========|           *| \_/    \_/                     o           |===========|                | o          |================| Cowazaki                       COW-WARD               o                o

______________________________     /                              \     (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/                       ) )                                                            (__)   //                                                      (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ ) /(oo)---\/             (o o)                               (oo) /---\/  ||                \ /---\               /---/||||  / |     ||||                 O||     | \             / |     || ||| * ||||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||||  |    ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^      Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi

(__)                 |====|   //                          (oo)                   \oo/ / |    ||           /          (__)      /---\/             /---\/ *  ||||          /---(oo)     / |     ||>        / |     || ^^   ^^                       \/     *  ||||            *  ||||                                            ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^         Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend)     Cow waterskiing      (Major league)

/\                                              __          {__}                                            _[__]_          (oo)                                            /(oo)\ /---\/                                      /--@\/@  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@ *  ||||                                      *  ||||    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow

_____         _________________ /     \        /                 \ ( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)                                     >(==)    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /\ (oo)                \/---*               ^  ^ /---\/                  ||     | \                   / |     ||                    ||||  \               /\  *  ||||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \ ^^   ^^                                            ^      * ^  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga

^^   ^^                                  O  (___) ||         *  |||| | (o o) ||          \ |     || (no-bull-ity) --->   %  -\ /- ||           \---/\ |\/| O | ||                 (oo) | |   | ||                                                       / v-' ||                   >< /==========|                                                 //         ||                  (oo) ,--._(__)                ||         ||           /---\/ * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     || vv====>=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||||                                                         ^^    ^^                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule

(__)                (__)                        _____| oo |                |oo| /         |         /|-|__|-|          (oo)            /           |        / |     || /---UU           /____________|       *  |||| / |    ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^ *  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up    ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween         For Halloween

(__)                               |\/|               (__)          (oo)                                (oo)              >(==) __[_]__\/                         /---VV         /---\/ / |    ||                          / |     ||         / |     || *  ||||      -->   .            *  ||||        *  ||||    ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^                 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy)   portable COW



|  ---     | This concludes the second part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW |    | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in   ---     | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---'          Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor...

David A. Bader // dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu



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David A. Bader                            Permanent Addr: CSEE Dept., Packard Lab                   1402 Lorain Avenue Lehigh University                         Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 Bethlehem, Pa. 18015                      (215) 868-1311 (215) 974-8995

Internet: dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu or dab3@pl118f.cc.lehigh.edu Bitnet: DAB3@LEHIGH.bitnet

-- --- Teil 3 -- --

...:::/// THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo)  (    We're back!           ) /---\/ --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / |     || *  ||||             Edited by David A. Bader ^^   ^^             Please send your submissions to: Cow               dbader(at)scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu

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_______________________                           |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  ) |   |      ( doctor, not a butcher!) @|  Oo      (-))          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  ) (oo)             \   /                       (oo) /---\/       /-                  /---\/  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II *  ||||       *  ||-||                *  IIII ^^   ^^          ^^     ^^   Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow            Dr. Bones McCow

________________                                            (__)        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /---\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                / //____\\     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\   (|        |-    ||-       ||)    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********     \-( O )--( O )--/                               ****      *** ---           ---                                  ***          *                                                           ****o Cowpool                                      ****** ***                                                             ***     *           (__)                                                ***  ***           (oo)                                                 ****** /---\/___~  / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon * ||||     ^^    ^^  Cow smoking a pipe

o   o    o       o     o              o                    o                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o    /---\/___       o           o        o          o   / |     || * ||||     ^^    ^^  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe

*   *     *       o    @              ~                      * * *  *    ,         o    *         *          * (__)   *  *   *         .               *      o           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *    /---\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *   / |     ||                   ( * ||||     ^^    ^^  Cow star-gazing

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(__)                  (oo) /---\/          / |     ||          *  ||||             ^^    ^^

Cow wishing upon a star

________                      _______            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  ) /---\/ --'\________/      /---\/  --'\_______/    / |     ||                     / |     ||   *  ||||                    *  ||||      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic Mistake                        Cow                   @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@                                                           (o o)                 ___________________________             **  |U|  ** /     /          /        /            ******               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\              /                          /             //    ***    \\             /                          /                  *******            /                          /                 ***********           /                          /                ***************          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************         /__________________________/               *********************                                                    *********************              Cow Stored as Binary               Information.                              Cow Belle

*      (__)       .                                               \      (oo)       .' ...\--\/      '.            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)            (oo)             (oo). (oo)||      (oo) /---\/      /--\  /      /---\/     ^^/---\/    / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||   *  ||||      *  ||||      *  ||||        *><><      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling pissed off      pissed on           pissed

(__)   *        (__)    *        (__)                      (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO) /---\/    ..\---\/       \---\/      (       / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\            )   *  ||W---||. ||||       //--\\                ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where give milk         U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before

(__)            (__)  s                     *     )__(

(oo)            (@@) s                     /      (oo) /---\/      /---\===          (__)        \--___--\/    / |     ||       / |     ||      /--(xx)         |      | * ||||      *  ||||     * \     /\/          /\/ \   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     =======         ^  ^   ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow long grass         grass

(__)            (__)             (___)   *        (___)            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *) /---\/      /---\/       /---\ /      \---\ /    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O * ||||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--|| ^^   ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after drink           mistake          calf went away

(__)   *        (__)             (__)            (__)            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo) /---\/      \---\/      /-",",", \/      /---\/    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|",",",","     / | (+) ||   *  ||||         ||||        |""""""2|      *  ||||      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^                     ^^    ^^    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades                                                   to Gary Larson                -\  /-                              (The Far Side)) '\/'                (oo)       _________ /--- \/      | \      /|       ./ |      ,        | - -X- - | |--|        |/______\_|        --|--|-|---       /---\      /    __                       \\    //    /  \          __            \\  ///                  /  \              \\\

Highland Cow

________  \       |########|     \       |########|        \        \           \          (__)  |              \          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________ \/  |                 |                       |         /+++\  o                 |                       | /+++++\                  |          ____         |       ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        | / ii \     \            |        \ W.C.|        | \        |                   |                           \      |                       |                              \   |                       |      In"cow"tinent              \|

(__) (oo) /---\/ / | || * |||| ^^ ^^

A well adjust(1)ed Cow

(__)                (oo) ^^   ^^          /---\/         / |     ||        *  ||||

An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow

>ysP  -"JlAe B  x

A compress(1)ed Cow

awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

An awk(1)ward Cow

begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\       ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end

uuencoded cow

__               _|__|_                 (oo) /---\/        / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * |||           ^^    ^

this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me                       inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !!

___________________________       | |                (__)       \        | |                (oo)        | | |        /---\/          \____     Cow'ndom | |       / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS        | |       *  ||||           /        | |                        |        | |___________________________/

/---     |[]  ________  ________  --  ________  ________  ________  --  __     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  | |     | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_    |--|    ||    |    |                          |    |                                |    |    +---/OOO==OOO\-======-/OOO==OOO\-======

Cow-st liner

_-_               (__)       [   ]                (oo)       /-_- \/---/                 ||     |                  ||||            (__)                     *            (oo) /---\/ ____________________________________________   / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||   *  ||--+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||                ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||

_-_                                                [   ]      (__)                                                  -_-\                                                            \                                                       |     ||                                                       ||||                             Andrei Ag-cow-si

(__)___________________________________________________________(__)  (oo)                                                           (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/

Cowaxial Cable

(__)                             (__)           ( V V )                            (oo) (>O O<)                    /---\/ ( A A )                   / |     || /---\/                     *  ||||    / |     ||                          | \   | \   *  ||||                          V> V> V> V>      ^^    ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow           Imelda Marcos' cow

(__) /                                        _            (oo) /                                        / \ -\/-/                                       | + |           /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)          |    /             /_______\ /          /---\ / \ _ /            / |-,---||O          / |     ||O | |            *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull

|                                 ==================================     |                                  =                                =     |                                  =                  _____         =     |                                  =        ______   /     \        =     |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =     |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =     |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     = |  ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      = |    ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           = |      ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            = |       ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =     |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =     |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =     |           ## \--                 =               ||               =     |            ##  |                 =               ||               =     |            ##   --*              =               ||               =     |____________##_______________     =               ||               =                  ##                    =               ||               =                  ##                    =                                =                   ##                   =           cow-cow nut          = ##                 =                                =                     ##                 =                                =                      ##                ==================================                       ##                         ##                           ##                              ##

Cow-sine wave

Cow tipping:

Step 1. Step 2. (__)             (--)       /---\/             OO_ / |    ||             /| ::     |_)     *  ||w---||            * OO

*              (__)     ________                              *    *               (oo) ====________|                         *    * /---\/        /\       / |     ||         /  \                     *      *  ||||        /    \                    /      \

A Cowsmologist

\     / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `       /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `        |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `    *---|______(^^)                 /---\/          `    |(oo)  ` \/                / |     ||          `  `  J \/  ` * ||||        Cowt-of-order                              Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure)          Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)

(___)    ________                 .____ (o o)    /        \                )                /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |              /       || O      \________/             /      / ||            /      /  ||           /_____/__, ||   *--'-'            Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye

_________________________           (___)         / ...The President then   \ (o o)       / had to take into serious  \ /---\ /   | consideration what implica- | / |    ||O          \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---||            \_________________________/                Bull-etin from the White House.

________________________________________________     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@        %%      %%                      %%      %%        ||      ||                      ||      ||        ||      ||                      ||      ||        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      || ||     ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____

The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to  vicious beasts...

_       | \                                                       (___)        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )   *|---(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)        |    ______     |\/          /---$/             /---$/ |___/    /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||        / / \____/    / /          * ||-|             * ||--|       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow

Stelth Cow

*       vv       vv  / ||____M__||/ ||      ||                      (__)      /\||_______||                      (xx) (Xx)                                \/ (--)                                Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__)                                                                (oo) \/                                                                 /\        __/---\                                                  //\\       <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o (oo)                         (oo)                 //o||\\\ /---\/                        /--\/                 o///||o\\o / |    ||                         / --                       ||   *  ||||                           ||                       =====      ^^    ^^                                                         A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad            Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein)

(__                (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)     /---\/          /---\/   /o    /---\/   |    I   \/---\    / |     ||          / |  L  |< o   / |  D  ||  M  | \   *  ||||         *  |||   /  o  *  |||     I    I     |||  *      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^                                       |                      |   Cow owned by  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows

\\    //     \\//                                     (__)      (o o)                                 /(oo)\ \ /                   (oo)             /  \/  \ /  \          ##########\/             /   /\   \      |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \      \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |    //     \\                                |___|  |___|    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys Cow11 _____                                                        <_____>                                                      (==) |                (oo)              __                /--\/- * /---*-.---\/             (oo)              / |   | \/| / |* . * .||       /---\/              *  |       |     *  ||--||         :     ::                  |===|===|                       ::::                   ^^   ^^                           ^^    ^^      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day

/        /\                              /         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \ | /xx\ |               ==/          (_)--/---\ /    \ __\xx/__|              I____I                   |     || /ww\             ,---( _  ). ||||      /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo       |^  ^|                 || ^   ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter ==

COW giving birth       The Ninja Cow

*               (__)    \               (oo)        ________(__)_ \---\/       |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_) |         0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\     |---|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_ | C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ ) | 7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       / | 4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||---||         |_____________|      ^^           ^^        Cow-culater              Cow-culator

(__)      (__)       (__)      (__)                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo) /---\/ /---\/ /---\//---\/       / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||       *  ||||*  ||||* ||||* ||||          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^                     COW-comitant

(__)            (__)             (__)           (__)            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%) /---\/      /---\/       /---\/     /---\/    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||   *  ||||      *  ||||      *  ||||    *  ||||      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y USA'$ cow       GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow

_____________    |             |     | INDIANA  45 | |            |                  |     | PURDUE   52 |                  | |_____________|                 |                                ______|====\                                \/\/\/     \\                                 \/\/       \\                                             \\                                              \\                  (__)   __                    \\                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\ *   / \/_/~\__/                     ||             \  /   __/~                         ||              \/   /                             ||               | _/                              ||               | |                               ||               ~ ~                             --             Hoosier Cow

.                 .          .                  .                  (__)   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo) (o o). (- -) .           /---\/ 5+2=?    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!     Q.. Q.. * !!!!                                          ^^    ^^  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts

(__)        (__)                           (00)                    /\/           \/---\          /  |             |              |              | \         *   ||---||              |||--|||  *            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^                              SIDE VIEWS

|                           |                   |                            |                   |                            |                   |                            |                   |                            |                   *                            |                  ^^^                          ^^^               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW

^       (___)                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\ "      /|                         \  / U   |      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /      |@@|           |                            |   //       \/`.__/                            |  C/        |         /                               \---/        //`---\/||                                |/\ |        ||      ||                                || ||                                                  || ||                                                  || ||        Helicowpter

Cool Cow

(__)            (__) |                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /-o*o /-\/      /---\/---||         / |      ||   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-||  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  |||     --           ^^     ^^      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers

())      ()                            I'm a cow, man !       )                     ^^^^^     / ( ))                   |   |   _/   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   / ( ( \\      ) ) )                    \ C / -        ( :  // ) )                         ~ :  :                          /     \          :   :      O                  / |   | \ :  :                        (  |   |  )          :   :                         \ \___/ /          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W :  :    (oo)                  /|_n_| :  : \/                  / || ||          :   :    ::                   |            :   : ---::                   * || ||       ^^                     VV VV          Newton's Cow (aka Mooton)                  Bart Cow

__        >(__)       This cow will make all those decisions for you by changing (oo)      color according to the action you should take. /---\/ / |     ||         If this cow appears to be: * ||||    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DECISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.

AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal

GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control

BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.

BLACK (on white): Lucky git!

ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,                                     quickly!

/\                +        ) (                             \__/                O O        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o *   \o /                       /     {__} \           (___) \   \/-\                 /      (**)  \          (___)      \-   || \                \       \/   /          (___)     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00      ||-vv--                      \ parfum"/            \_  |                                    ========               \_o

Pablo Picowsso              Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II

______                  ___________                    : Oui? :                 :         :   _______          `v-'                  : CORNED  : : Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   : `--v'     (oo)                         :_________: /---\/        / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on                                    the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow

(__)

(oo) /---\/          / :     ::                      (/\)          *  ::::                      /oo\                 (__) XX======^^====^^==>>          /-/____\                (--) X  US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /\/ X  Greetings       >>>     *  ||||          / \ |      \__ X        George   >>                       *  /__---__| XX================>>                                  ~     ~ Cow klux klan      Cow resting Irakean Cow

___          COW |   o\                           |     )O-- MOO                      -|____/  /                      \           /                       \         /                               (____)                        \       /                                \                         \     /                                 |\                          \   /                                  \ \                           \ /                                    \ \                            X                                     |\ \                           / \                                    | \ \                          /   \                                      \ \(____)                         /     \                                      \|_o_o_|                        /       \                                       |   |                       /         \                                      |   | /   ___  \                      -|   o\  \                                 cow chip |    |O-- ~MOO BULL -- |____/

Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)

\    /                        \     /                        \___/                          \___/                        (o o)                          (o o)           /-\o/              /-\o/ / |          ||               / |           ||         *  ||-,||              *  ||@\\---||            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull

__             (__)                                    (__)              (oo)               /                        (oo) _______\/             /   \                _______\/       /                     /       \             /|      |      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||||        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated

(__)                     (__)                    iiiiIiiii (oo)                     (oo)                     '|o o|` /-\/              -\/                ________\_/     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |    * |__|-||            //____\-||              #  ||ww____|| ||     ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)

/\                            /  \                            /    \                            |    |                           / *  * \                          /  ** *  \                         /   * **   \                **                        /    *  *    \             **  **   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world .          .      /     ****     \           *      *    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **        .           /        *  *        \            .       |                    |         .         /         ****         \     .            /          *             \         .       .           .     /           ****           \      .          .                /               *            \   .        .               /             ****             \               |                              |    .    .  .               |             ****             |               |             *  *             | .       .    .               |             ****             | .      .       .               |             *  *             |    .       .    .               |--|      .        .               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \. |______|                   |______|       .       .       (______________||______________)     .   .          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .               !!!                          !!!

The herd shot 'round the world.

(_ _)                                    ___  (o o)             (__)                  _-   -_ (++)               /-        O O         /____O/                / |       || /|  ||                *   ||-___-||       * ||--||                                This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr

_________(__)___                                                 | -- |\               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \ (oo)    (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \ /---\/      \/---\          * *  ||______________|| /       / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/      *  ||||  |  |  ||-||  *       *          ||    ||               |__|                  *                                                           *               cowoperation                    -- / - - - - - - - - --- /                                            / - - - - - - - - --- /                                            --                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo /  \/           /  |          |                            /|          /   |  \_/ |                           / |       > <    |||      |||                          /  |              |||      |||                          |/ |                                                 \ |         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__) note the shapely figure and painted        / /\//           (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved       | |  /     /---\/ for MIT men. |  /     / |     ||                                               |  /     *  ||||                                               | /         ^^    ^^        _____                 *                |/          breacowt! (_____)              /       ( OO )_____________  / (/\) #########  \/          |\\        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )          |    #########  |           |//          |  |__________| |          || |         || |          || |         || |          ~         ~                       Saddam moo-sein

@                        (__)    (__) _____/                      /| (oo) _  (oo)//_____    * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|///== *- * * - /_________  \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -                \__/                 \__/

Cow-mobile

()                     ()                    ||||                (oo)                                              (oo) /--\/                      (OO)              /--\/ /|     |                  /--\/              /|      |        * ||||                 /|      |              * ||||          ^^    ^^                * ||||                ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow getting electric shock       (Otay? Otay!)

/\           /  \                 (__)                      __            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo) /--\/           /-ooo--\/                /--\/ /|     |            /|o | o |                /|      | * ||||          * ||o^o ||               * |||| ^^   ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

"Conehead" cow     Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow

o o                      - -

O   Moo!!!!

ghost-cow              sleeping ghost-cow

Cow-nty Police Officer                 Cow-nty Police Car ___                 [___]                        ____|___|____                  (o o)                       /        [__] \ /\-/                      /         (oo)  \ / |   ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \ | |   <**>    |                        |-|    *  -/\--                        |    Cow-Price    | || O  O   ||                        |_________________| ||        ||                        \_________________/       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |       oo         oo                        |__|           |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course)

\                             /                                \                            /           (__)                  \              (__)        /      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       / //     ==                     \     //      ==       /   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/      Silly cow (his father was a camel)          Sillycow-valley.

___                __  __                            _        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //      ,\ /\--\/      ,\ /\--\/        // \\/    //      ) ) // ||       ) ) // ||        / ||--   ====      `-//--||       `-//--||       *  ||  \_ //           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian

(__)                                 (__)                (oo)                              (oo) /---\/                 /-\/        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \|| * ||||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    || ^^   ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  || sliced cow                ^^               ^^ keyboard-cower

(oo) /\/                     / ||      ||                     *  ||--||                        ||      ||                    ||      ||             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       | /\/       ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||   *  ||--||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||--||      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \/\      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo) ^^     ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^                  high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow

__                        (__)             (__)                  (__)                        (oo) (\/)                 (oo) /---\/           /---\/____)                   /    \     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / || \                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\                              Ge-cow-logist                                                                                Cownt Dracula

\ ,_________________./ /               (__)                                 -/.__________________  -                oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |               \___/                                   *       |  |

/ W \                                /          |  | !   !                       o    / /            /  \' !   !                      /|\/'               |    \                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ _____            Cow from                                          ^      ^ Velke Popovice Brewery                     David and Cowliath

.             .  .              .  .   .    __                      __                    .     ||______________________||                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||                        / || |           (__)   | ||                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | || | -|| |           _\/_   | ||                  .   . \ || |=-/()\-\| ||                      (\  |\---\                  .    (\ || \_______________________\                         \||  |                       |                   .      \|  | (O) |---| (O) |. \ |     |---|     |       .                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |. \|                      |                      .      (=========================)                              |_||_|             |_||_|                         .                                 \

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Pompano Beach or bust!

^^^                                                ^^^^^^^    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    ***********************************    \                  /    ***********************************     \                /    ***********************************      \              /    ***********************************       \            /                                               \   ^(__)  /                                                \ / (@@) /       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__ | | |                                                    |  | |                                                    |__|-^-                                                   /   \   \__*                                                   |    |                                                   ^    ^

---        |           U. S. Federal Prison              | |-|        |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |         ---         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega

-      ---.---.---.---.---|.--            -|---|       --.-.---.                 (__)        -.---.---|-       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -.---|---       |       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -.---|--       -  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .          \          /       .  ^                     -       \           `        ^                 `                `       `           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu

(__)                               (OO)         __ \/        |__|                               //  \        |                              // \   \      |                        ^^    \// \   |                              /-\      ---/    Panama     \ --/      or        \ /      Bust! \            _____________/-\_____________            /                                                 \           /                                                   \           \                                                   /            \_________________________________________________/                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander

(__)                            *                 (OO)                             | \/                             |                 //  \                          -                // \   \                       /     \               ^^    \// \                    /       \                    //     \                  |       |                 --^^--  *               /         \                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \                   ||||||                  |       \     |                   ||||||                 /         \     \                   ||||||                |          /      |                   ||||||               /___________\_______\                   ||||||                    /                   ||||||                 (_/)                __||||||||__              (@@)                | .,....,. |               \/                | ...,.,.. |                          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award

____________________________________________________________________   |      ________________________________________________________      |    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  | |  /        ...........         ____                            \   |    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  | | |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  | | |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  | | |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  | | |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|

Cownterfeit

>>>>                                     *___                   ______                                                   \                __|_**_|__       >>>>                                     \                | . . |                                                     \ _______________\   /                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/                   >>>>                          / /\ |_________|     \-- |                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>>                       .      / /   \ \          \ \   |*|                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\

The CALVelry COWard

____                                         |  |             .      .        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    / |||| *                       \00/               \__/        ||     | /            /---C\/C               (oo) /\---/           / |          CCCC        /---\/ (oo)                 /  ||_________CCCC       / |     || *  ||         ||        *  ||||                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian"

(__)                    (__)                                 (oo)                     (oo) (__)            >--\/--<         >--\/--<          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | | >--\/--<         | |    | |               | |    | |       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |       | `____' |             | `' |               | `-OO-' | `--|--|--'            `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'          |  |                   |  |                     |  |          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^

"FLASHER" calf        "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull

(Big Mac) (_____)          _____________                \0 0/           /             \       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX / |         U |           \_____________/ * | /______  _ |       || ||    || ||

this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs

Any questions??

.      \---)                   (__)                                      *       |o o)                   ====                                     / (---\o/--\         /---\/                       (___)|/     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       || | |#| ) |       *  ||-||-||                      YY -||--I--||     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||- ^^ //--\                                          ||     ^^(o o)--< // | \            This cow is from Mars. /|(---)--<    ||  *   |                                       /     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"      Cowborg

*         *            *                                                 *          *            *        (__)       *                 *         _--_ ( oo)               * _-     )\ '|           *          /| )  _ \ \      *    *                     / \ \--   \ \                  *-' // /     > >                       > >                   /      /                      *                 / /                      *                         _ _ -- _ _                        /           \                    *             *         /      _ _ _  \                      |      /      \|            *                     |     |                 *  |     |                 *               *                    |     |                     |     |                     *                      |      \_ _ _ /|                       \             /             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *                              ---

"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"

(__)               V            __  (__)             (__) /\/  |           /  \ (oo)             (oo) * |     | :        /--    --\/       /---\/  {BIG MAC} >--: ||            / |      ||       / |     |---/         |    |            *  ||-||      *  |||         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal

_______\                 -<|  CUD  \ /-<|_______/           (__)//         /                      ((|))            (oo)/                                 ($ $) \//                          /---\_/ *           /   |                          / |     ||__<i __ |   |                         *  |||      *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^           / |          /  |                         New Kow on the Block ^  ^                        (note lighter in hoof)

CUD missile launcher

()                ((oooo)) ///-\\\///       ///|||    |||      *** ||||||---|||          ^^^^^^    ^^^

where milkshakes come from

-  |                  ___________   |                |                     |   |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ | |           (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  | |    /---\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )| |   / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/---\/ \ | |  *  |||| \  /--   |--||  \/--- | |     ||   \/-- |   |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||||            |   |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |   -- J.B.--

Cowmic Strip

| \___________________________                       |   ___________________________                       |  /                       /                       |  |                      /                       |  |                     /                       |  |            (__)    /                       |  |            (oo)   / | |            _\/_  /                       |  |           /   ==%                       |  |          /   ==%                       |  |     *---<_  / /                       |  |          / /                       |  |         / /                       |  |        ~ ~                       |  |                       |  |       Moowgli | |                      /    \

(__)            .      . .  .               (---)        \oo/. . ..  .        (---      *        /;;\               .  .  . (__)      (x x)_____/    \__|    |__/         .  .  .   (oo)      \ OO-OO-/   O \_/\/\/       |%%%%|              //---\/       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     /     \       ~    ~             // | U M  ||       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     .      .      ~      ~           **  ||||      grandcow is            ^^    ^^        Argyle cow about to be hit by       sitting            Go Blue Cow        an armored personnel carrier

(__    (o    ======] ---  )    |     || __0                    \\\||||///    |     ||  _____              = 00000000 =    <- radioactive waste

Cow after biology major          Cow after Physics Major is finished with it              is finished with it

|   |                                                               |    |                                                           (__)|    |             (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |             (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===< | /---\/          *____---\/                  |   |    |     / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |    *  ||||             >='/-//                  /\|___===< |     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__. |   |       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\

Cow on skate-board     Cow at running        Cow without skate-board (watch out!)



|  ---     | This concludes the third part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW |    | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in   ---     | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---'          Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor...

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David A. Bader                            Permanent Addr: CSEE Dept., Packard Lab                   1402 Lorain Avenue Lehigh University                         Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 Bethlehem, Pa. 18015                      (215) 868-1311 (215) 974-8995

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Teil 4 ---

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Part 4 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo)  (   Baa! Oink! Who! Moo!   ) /---\/ --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / |     || *  ||||             Edited by David A. Bader ^^   ^^             Please send your submissions to: Cow               dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu

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 * BAA-rilliant sheep by N.M.Farina |

/\___         @@@@@@@@@@@  O  \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@____/     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@      @ @@@@@@@@@@@@           All Sheep Credit goes to nmf90(at)uk.ac.soton.ecs ||     ||                           (Nick Farina,University                                           of Southampton,England) _______________________________________________________________________________

/\__ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \     ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/   Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@                                      /\_____                                                             /   O   \ /        \                                                  @@@@@@@@@@          /                                  Concieted     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                                              @ @@@@@@@@@@@                                                  ||     ||                                    ||    __                                    |\\   ||                                    ||\\  ||                                    || \\ ||                          /\__      ||  \\||                @@@@@@@@@@  O \     ||___\||________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/    ||\   ||                 .  ....\              @@@@@@@@@@@@@         || \  ||              .    . . . \                @@@@@@@@@           ||  \ ||                  .   .   \           (     >>     >>          ||   \||            .       .   .  \                                  \   ||       _______________      \        (                              \  ||______ |  HIGH JUMP  |_______\ \ |||     \_____________/       |      (         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@          \|||            ||              |                                          |||____________||______________|                                                         ||           WOOLY JUMPER.                                 ||

The starsheep enterprise....

(\___/)                                                         ( O O ) /@@\         \   /   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@            _________             @@@                 @@@@@@@@                       _____/              @@@               @@@@@@                       __/    .   .          @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                        _/  .          @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-(                     _/ .     .           @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                          / .    .      .                                                      _/.                                                     /.     .                                                    /.  .             .                                                   /          .                                                  /. .. / ..

(\  /)                  ( \_/ )                             (\_/)         @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~|                    @@@@@@@@@@|===|       @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/                  @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ @ @@@@@@@@@@@                     @ @@@@@@@@@@          ||     ||                          ||   ||          VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP

||         ||                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@     \                  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/                                   \/

___________________      ______________            |         ||        |       |  ZORBA'S   |            |         ||        | |Greek      |            | #####________#### | | Takeaway.. |           | ####|    . ..|### |_               ((()))                                 | #####|  . ..|#### | \\             ( O  O ) |     |    ..|     |  \\          ___\ __ /__                                 | ######|  ..|##### |   \\        /    \__/                                 | ######|  ..|##### |    \\      /                                 | ######\____/##### |     \\    / /|                                 | ####### || ###### |      \\  / / | ZORBA'S                                 |      '  || '      |       @@/ /  | |        || '      |       <@@/   |                                 |\_________________/|         @@   |__________                              ######################################|**********                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|****                               |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________          DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.

/\____                            /  O   \ @@@@@@@@___/                       @@@@@@@@@@         /  (                       @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/)                       @@@@@@@@@@@       O  |    |                       @@@@@@@@@@@         @@@@@@@@                       @@@@@@@@@@@       #############        BAA - BER.      @@@@@@@@@       ###############                          ||  ||        ###############                                    ###############                       ##########        #############                       #        #          |\     /|                       #        #          ||\   /||                       #        #           | |        ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________

BAA - RT SIMPSON. |\/\/\/\/|                          |        |                           | O    O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \     /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                             \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                              \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                                 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @                                    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @                                      | |             | |                                      | |             | |

(\___/)      @@@@@@@@@@@| O  O|    @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\\\__/ Hic! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U         <--- Pissed BAA - stard. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@       Hic! ||       ||    |@@@|                 C|   | _/  /     \_                                             /    /        \                                             \_____________/                                                 |O   O|                                                 \     / @@\ - /@@                                             /@@@@\_/@@@@\\                                             /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \                                            / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\                                           / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\                                           |______ @@@@@@@@@  \\                                             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   @@                                              @@@@@@@@@@@@@                                              @@@@@@@@@@@@@                                               @@@@@@@@@@@                                                 || @  ||                                          NAPOLEONIC SHEEP.
 * 1)  \___/                       _____
 * 2)                _/  /  \_

(\___/)       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O   O|       @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\     / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\  /           @@      @@   \_/           @@      @@           @@      @@           @@      @@           @@      @@  Baa Stool @@     @@           @@      @@           @@______@@           @@______@@           @@      @@           @@      @@           @@      @@

BAA - ROOOOOM!!!

__________________________                  /  (\__/)    ===           \             ___  /   |O  O|                   \  ___ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___|         .                /________________________________\                .                ||      \=======*=======/       ||             .    .                ##################################           ... .... . .  ..   \____________|BAA 1|_____________/. ....    . . . ..   ####         ---          ####     ... .   . .        . ..... ####                          ####  .. ... ...



Now here come the OWLS.

___        v             v v              ___           ___ <*,*>     <*,*>          <*,*>            <`,'>         <*,*>    [`-']      [`-']          [`-']            [`-']        =^`-'^=    -"-"-      -"-"-          -"-"-            -"-"-          " "     owl      punk owl   owl with antlers   chinese owl   flying owl

___         ___           ___            ___          ___   <+,+>        <@,@>         <*,*>          <-,->        <$,$>   [`-']        [`-']         [`-']          [`-']        [`-']   -"-"-        -"-"-         -"---          -"-"-        -"-"- drunk owl   owl junkie   one legged owl   shrewd owl   greedy owl            _   ___           ___               _|||_             /_\  <#,#>                            <*,*>            <*,*>  [`-']         [`-']              [`-']            [`-']  -"-"-         -"-"-              -"-"-            -"-"- T-V owl   owl with glasses   owl with top-hat   owl with fez

___            ___         _____   _     <*,*>           <*,*>       /o    \_/ |      * * [`-//          [`o']      [       _  |                "owl" -"-"-          -"-"-       `-' `-' owl with sling   medalion owl   surreal owl   owl in cave   owl

___             ___     <*,->            <*,*>     [`-']            [`S'] -"-"-           -"-"- confidential owl   super owl



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...:::/// THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS  \\\\\:::...

Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ___________________________         (__)    /                           \      * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo)  ( Remember when I was a calf? ) /---\/ --'\___________________________/     * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / |     || *  ||||             Edited by David A. Bader ^^   ^^             Please send your submissions to: Cow               dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu

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THE BIRTH OF THE COWS (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator)

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Now, as for how it all started. Well, I think John Christensen, my old roomate, was the first person to discover:     (__) (oo) \/ looked like a cow's head. He once transmitted it vie write to someone else and has it say, "MOO". I suppose it originated from (* *) which in are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment. And he just added the rest of it.

Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber. He was working on some project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences. As I had just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project I was working on, I knew them cold. So I demonstrated how to position the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off.

I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them. Then, as I need more attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body. Being the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink. Then I made the entire cow blink and bold. Then I made the entire cow blink, bold, and reverse video. And I added captions underneath, "Within 100 miles of Chernobyl" "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl"  and "Within 1 mile of Chernobyl."

Geordie thought it was hilarious. And as we had a local newsgroup, local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science House) for posting all sorts of ramblings. I decided to make an entire posting out of the cows. The house loved them, and so I continued to make up more.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there. Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got incoming news, nothing went back out. Adam one day forwarded me some letters of people praising the cows. I didn't know until the third or fourth posting that they were going out. Not that I minded.

It was funny. For the next year or so, people would tell me how while they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the wall. When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant when he spoke of the "net cows."

It was kind of neat. Since then, they have taken on a life of their own. I had no idea how many new ones had been created. Some of them are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it.

Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They wouldn't make it in a book. They only live on the net.  There they have character.  In a book, they are just characters." I'd much rather see them live in the public domain anyways. Especially since there have been so many contributions from so many different people. It really is kind of neat.

Who'd of thunked it? :)

- Steve

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GROWING UP              (Some explanations by Stephen L. Schultz)

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Hello. A friend of mine recently showed me the Cowmpendium you have compiled from the net. This was of interest to me since I was the person who started it all so long ago. I haven't subscribed to rec.humor in a long time so I've missed a number of those you had in your compendium. On the same token, you've missed some of my more recent ones. I also noticed a few other older ones missing.

As was the case with a number of them, there are some local jokes, and local references. The "Corner Crew" is our cheering section for RIT hockey.

I will leave it up to you what you want to include and what you do not.

Incidently, the "Chernobull" series is of special significance because they are the ones that started it all. One day, when the system was down, I put my VT100 into local mode and started drawing. The end result was the first cow. Actually it was a little more squat than it is now, but I refined it on the screen until it looked good. Knowing my VT100 escape codes by heart, I then drew another and made it flash, and then flash and bold, and then flash, bold, and not present, etcetera. In the olden days, you could send escapes through the mail and such, and so it used to be a nice effect. Of course, since then, everyone strips escapes out, so the series has lost its effect. But I decided to leave them in for historical purposes.

Of course, again, you may include or not include them as you will. Who'd of thought when I drew them way back when they'd have caught on as they did? Thank Adam "Bacca" Stein for sending them out into the "real" world, because initially they were only released on local.noise which was a newsgroup local to our organization.

Have a good one.

- Stephen L. Schultz

Bitnet:   SLS4255@RITVAX Internet: SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu

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THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS

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Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines. So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes. There may be a surprise quiz sometime next week.

(__)         (oo)                       U   /---\/                    /---V / |    ||                    * |--|                       . *  ||||    ^^    ^^

Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.

(__)                    )__(                vv    vv          (oo)                     (oo)                ||||  * /---\/              *---\/                 ||     | /  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\---/ *  ||||              /  ||||                (oo) ^^   ^^                 vv    vv

American Cow             Polish Cow            Australian Cow

(__)                    (__)                     (__)          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo) /---\/              /-    --\/               /-     -\/  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      || *  ||||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Freshman Cow            Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow Arriving at RIT    After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"

(__)                    (__)                     (__)          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx) /---\/              /---\/               /---\/  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     || *  ||||              *  ||||              *  ||||    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

Cow who drank Jolt      Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms     down psychadelic mushrooms

The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of Bull(s).

Sorry, but I couldn't resist, Hawk, Sesquipedalianite and Head of Heffer Control.

(____)              (____)                         (____)                    (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)         /---\  /          /-\    /          /---\  / / ||      |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||      *   ||||-||||            *| | |-| | |       *   ||||-||||          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso       Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight

. . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!

(__)          (oo)      (_) /---\/       V   / |     ||        /G\ * ||||     ___[B]___ ^^   ^^     |       |

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. . . the nominees for the best leading bull in a motion picture are:

Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"

Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office block buster in "Cow Wars III: Return of the Bovine"

Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine"

Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in               some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture"

George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver screen in "Hoofloose"

and

Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine"

And the winner is. ..

Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"

I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and to. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .                            \           (__)                (___)           (oo)      (_)       (O O)    /---\/        V         \ /-\ / |    ||        /G\         O ||      | \ * ||||     ___[B]___        ||-||  * ^^   ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^

I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as a basis for this cow posting:

...and with its onboard floating point and dual I and D cache buffers, the CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! \                                                  \     \                                                   \      (__)          (__)                                 (__)      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo) \/           \/                                   \/     /\        /\                               /\    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^     |    |        |    | |C|                           |    | /\       /\ +-+                           /\    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^

MOO                 Oh, how boring it must /                   be to be a cow. (__)     (__)                 \                   (__)           (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo) /---\/       \/---\          //  ||\ \            \/---\   / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \  *  ||||          ||||  *  )  _          _    \        ||||  *     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^ ______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________

...So explain to me again how they were able to achieve zero weight states...                \                           It's party time! \                                   \      (__)          (__)                                 (__)      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo) \/           \/                                   \/     /\        /\                               /\    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^     |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD] /\       /\ +-+                      [SIX]/\[SIX] /   \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^

CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation, BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication. /                /     And we're just stupid cows. (__)                  /           (oo)              (__) /---\/              (oo) / |    ||                 \/---\  *  ||||                  ||     | \     ^^    ^^                  ||||  *                               ^^    ^^

Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds of milk on the shelves. Not just different brands, but different types, like Whole or Low-Fat. Well, I have decided to answer that question in full. Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk. Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from. In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different types of cows exist. Most people beleive that all cows look alike. Not so, as we are soon to find out.

Stephen L. Schultz Head of Heifer Control Computer Science House Rochester Institute of Technology Rochester, New York 14623

(__)                    (__)                    __)          (oo)                     (oo)                     o)   /---\/               /---\/

/ | O  ||               * |||| * ||||                 ||    ||    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^ Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.

(__)         (dd). /---\/ / |     ||                         U. * ||||                     /---V. ^^   ^^                    * |--|                  . Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave) Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.

Warning: Two of the last three are crude.

(__)                             __(oo) (__)              /   \/  (__)                        (___)          milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)   /---\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /\ / / |    ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O * ||||             *  || ||||                *  ||@\---||    ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^ Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.

I warned you.

In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles. Japan was quick to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European countries. Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and Track" magazine.

Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been kidding her about the small size of this automobile. It is intended to needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam

If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to my collection of cows, please mail to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk

(__)               Stephen L. Schultz (oo)               Head of Heifer Control /---\/                Computer Science House / |    ||                  Rochester Institute of Technology * ||||                  Rochester, New York  14623 ^^   ^^

Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:

(__)             (__)            (__)          (__)              (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo) /---\/     /-\/      /---\/      /-\/  / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U *  ||||     *  ||--||     *  ||||     *  ||--||        /---V OO       OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O Full-Size Cow      Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo

These are some of the various models offered:

__  (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)   /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo) /   ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/ * |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U   ||||       ||||       ||||     * ||--||      /---V OO   OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O Hatch-Back     Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate

Although some people like to customize their cows:

(__)                                              \          (oo)                                                \ /---\/                                 (__)            \__)  / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo) *  ||||       / |   -_(oo)     /---\[]    /\/   OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U  O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||||    * ||--||(     \---V OOO   OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O Beach-comber's   A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy      Yugo with Deluxe                    with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,       rear cb radio, and       spoiler custom pin-striping

Then there are the luxury cows:

(__)                                               (oo) /-\/ / |                                           ||                 U *  ||--||           /-V OO                                         OO          * OO

Stretch Limo                        Yugo Limo

And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:

/--    / |                                        |    /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____) /  |                                        | ( O O ) /   |                                        |  \   / *     |________________________________________|___\ /          OO  OO                         OO  OO      O. .__.,,

The Eighteen Hoofer                   Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer

Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the bulls in the pen. Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL. But not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor, Hugh Heifer.

- Steve Schultz Head of Heifer Control

Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes.

\   /                       \    /          \__/               (___)     \__/          (oo)               (o o)     (oo) /---\/       /---+\ /       \/---\  / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \ * ||||       *  ||-+---||          ||||  *    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^

Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.

(__) O         (o[o]|                       *     (__)   /---\/ v                       /      (oo)v  / |     ||_/                        \---\/ \ *  |||                     v____/      /   \/    ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/

Probably an RIT              Is this one beautiful photo graduate                  bovine, or what?

Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some biographical data:

Name:                          Ingrid Age:                           4 Occupation:                    Dairy producer Major Turn-ons:                A well charged cattle prod Major Turn-offs:               A stud pen with too many cows and not enough bulls Favorite TV Show:              T.J. Hoofer Favorite Rock Group:           George Thorocud Favorite Sexual Position:      Up against the barbed wire Ambitions in Life:             To be in heat during the running of the bulls

Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do ) I decided to draw a few cows. These cows are from the Corner Crew, so watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games.

- Hawk

(_  _)          (__)          (o   o)          (oo)           \   /---\ /---\/               ||     | \  * ||||                 ||||  *    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^ Strawberry Shortcake    Banana Split

(__)         (__)        *          (oo)          (oo)       / /---\/           \/---/  / |     ||              ||     | o *  ||||              ||||   ooo ::   ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo Your team skates     Like a pile of. ..

(__)                         (__) (oo)                          (oo) \/---\           /---\/  \\     \ \          / /     //   \\\\ *        * ////    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^ Shift to the left    Shift to the right

(__)   (oo) /--\/--\              (__) / |    | \              (oo) ^ |    |  ^           ---\/<   /\              | \-+-<  /   \  \             |   | ^     *  ^         *__|__-+-<-< Stand up            Sit down

(__) *       (__)(__)          (xx)   \      (@@)(oo) /---\/ >---\--\/ \/---\  / |     ||      |     ||>---|     || \ *  ||||      |-||     |||  *    ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^ Fight, fight, fight!

\ \  /  /\  \  /  /\  \  /  /\  \  /  / ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  --- (% %)(o o)(* *)(+ +)(- -)(# #)(x x)(@ @) \ / \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  +    *    +    *    +    *    +    * / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \ (. .)(' ')(^ ^)(° °)(v v)(% %)(~ ~) --- ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  --- \ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \  \ /  / \ ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  --- (' ')(. .)(° °)(ö ö)(~ ~)(^ ^)(v v) \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ /  \ / +   *    +    *    +    *    +    * / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \ (o o)(| |)(# #)(- -)(+ +)(% %)(* *)(x x) ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  ---  --- / /  \  \/  /  \  \/  /  \  \/  /  \  \

Crazy Cowpet

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The Complete Guide to Cows thanks the following editors:

Stephen L. Schultz (SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu) Eric W. Tilenius   (etileniu@Oracle.COM) David A. Bader     (dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu)

And, of course, a BIG MOO! to the home audience for supporting and creating new cows for the Guide!

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|  ---     | This concludes the fifth part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW |    | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in   ---     | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. --'

Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor...

David A. Bader // dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu



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David A. Bader                            Permanent Addr: CSEE Dept., Packard Lab                   1402 Lorain Avenue Lehigh University                         Bethlehem, Pa. 18018 Bethlehem, Pa. 18015                      (215) 868-1311 (215) 974-8995

Internet: dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu or dab3@pl118f.cc.lehigh.edu Bitnet: DAB3@LEHIGH.bitnet

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Cow-computer

)__(   ________               (oo)   /        \ *---\/ --| Huh??? |                    / |     ||     \________/          /  ||||                           vv    vv

Kasai Cow

(__)   ____            (00)   /    \     /---\/ --| enyo | / |    ||     \____/   *  ||||           ^^    ^^          Chris cow

)__)   _______            (0o)   /       \ /---\/ --| enyo??? |   / |     ||     \_______/   *  ||||      vv    ^^ Karis cow

)__)   ________         (o )   /        \ /---\/ --| *shrugs* | / |    ||     \________/ * ||||   vv    ^^ Neil Cow