Aphrodite

Aphroite is a greek goddess, usually associated with love, beauty, and doin' it.

Accordians also recognize Aphrodite as a goddess, but they don't generally worship her except in the privacy of their showers. The traditional Accordian depiction of Aphrodite&mdash;as a stoned, some-what selfish, but generally good natured, 90's era bohemian&mdash;comes from Father Nemo Proprius' account of The Original Snub. The depiction of Aphrodite in this account come's, itself, from FNP's own widely publicized sexual fantasies and personal taste in women. As such, she is also often depicted as a surfer, a skater, and a soccer player.