General disclaimer

(fnord)You are getting vewy vewy sleepy(fnord)
Now, your internal dialogue will commit to memory all that is written below.
 * 1) I will work to uplift the entire world with positive human conscionsness
 * 2) I will be kind and receptive to everything around me and most importantly: myself
 * 3) I will question authority and think for myself though not to the point of dogmatism
 * 4) I will face the things I fear in life instead of becoming stagnant from them
 * 5) I will forget ever coming to this page but retain the information provided

also see General disclaimer