Googlism

you can now use googlism:text to do a Googlism:googlism

also i found this googlism.pl its a Perl proggi for getting goolism's found [here]
 * #!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict; use HTML::Entities;

if( @ARGV < 1 ) {   die "Insufficient arguments."; }

my $term = $ARGV[ 0 ]; $term =~ m/^(.+?)[ ?!.]*$/; $term = $1; $term =~ s/[^wds]//g; $term =~ s/s+/+/g; my $term2 = $term; $term2 =~ s/+/ /g;

my $command = "curl -m 60 -s "http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism="   . $term    . "" | egrep -o ""    . $term2    . " is .+ " > googlism.out";

`$command`;

open( FIN, "<", "googlism.out" );

my $num = 0; my @results;

while( my $line =  ) {   $results[ $num ] = $line; $num++; }

close( FIN );

if( $num > 0 ) {   my $result = $results[ int( rand( $num ) ) ]; $result =~ s/ //;

print( decode_entities( $result ) ); } else {   print( "No results for $term. " ); }

and a nice Python googlism script too [here]
 * #!/usr/bin/env python

""" Python and command line access to the wisdom of googlism.com. """

import getopt import urllib import sys

__program__ = 'googlism' __version__ = '1.0' __url__ = 'http://www.alcyone.com/software/googlism/' __author__ = 'Erik Max Francis ' __copyright__ = 'Copyright (C) 2004 Erik Max Francis' __license__ = 'GPL'

AGENT = 'googlism.py/%s' % __version__

class Opener(urllib.FancyURLopener): version = AGENT def __init__(self, *args): urllib.FancyURLopener.__init__(self, *args)

class Googlism(object):

TYPES = {'who': '1', 'what': '2', 'where': '3', 'when': '4'} DEFAULT_BASE_URL = 'http://www.googlism.com/index.htm' DEFAULT_TYPE = 'who'

def __init__(self, baseUrl=DEFAULT_BASE_URL): self.baseUrl = baseUrl self.opener = Opener

def go(self, query, type=DEFAULT_TYPE): url = '%s?ism=%s&type=%s' % (self.baseUrl,                                    urllib.quote(query),                                     Googlism.TYPES[type]) theFile = self.opener.open(url) content = theFile.read theFile.close if content.find("doesn't know enough about") >= 0: return [] start = content.find('Googlism for:') current = content.find(' ', start) result = [] while True: next = content.find(' ', current) if next < 0: break fragment = content[current:next].strip if fragment.find(' ') >= 0 or fragment.find(' ') >= 0: break if fragment: result.append(fragment) current = next + len(' ') return result

def usage: print >> sys.stderr, """ Usage: %(__program__)s [options]

Options: -1 --who      Do a "who" query [default] -2 --what     Do a "what" query -3 --where    Do a "where" query -4 --when     Do a "when" query -q --quiet    Don't print anything to stderr for empty results """ % globals

def main: _type = Googlism.DEFAULT_TYPE _verbose = True args = sys.argv[1:] if not args: usage sys.exit pairs, remainder = getopt.getopt(args, '1234q',                                    ['who', 'what', 'where', 'when', 'quiet']) for option, argument in pairs: if option in ('-1', '--who'): _type = 'who' elif option in ('-2', '--what'): _type = 'what' elif option in ('-3', '--where'): _type = 'where' elif option in ('-4', '--when'): _type = 'when' elif option in ('-q', '--quiet'): _verbose = False _query = ' '.join(remainder) googlism = Googlism result = googlism.go(_query, _type) if result: for line in result: print line code = 0 else: if _verbose: print >> sys.stderr, "No results were found" code = 1 sys.exit(code)

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