Discordian




 * A person who does not  depend on a higher power for happiness, contentment, or dryness...but fully reserves the right to do so.
 * One who  sees the fnords
 * Your neighbor's dog, after an appropriate dosage of magic mushrooms (for you, or for the dog, doesn't matter) (appropriate is a completely subjective truth. It is not up for debate).
 * A person who does not eat hot dog buns...but fully reserves the right to do so.
 * The idiot who wrote this page
 * A person who has no problem  acknowledging the conflict between the preservation of self, and preservation of society; then promptly disregards both and focuses on meta physical bullshit and drugs.
 * See also erisian
 * See also deluded
 * One who understands the 5|Law of Fives is universal and the harder you search for it, the more universal it becomes. Also, one who understand the comedy of this.

We'll all be dead a lot longer than we'll be alive. If you don't believe me, start timing. 

                 


 * We Discordians Must Stick Apart (thanks Kunda)