BashScripting


 * 1) /bin/bash

while [ hosting_party ] do case $FOOD_STATUS in       potato_chips_gone) replace_potato_chips;;        peanuts_finished) refill_peanut_bowl;; pretzels_gone) open_new_pretzel_bag;;       ...        ...    esac

if [ police_on_scene ] then talk_to_nice_officers continue fi

case $LIQUOR_STATUS in       vodka_gone) open_new_vodka_bottle;;        rum_gone) open_new_rum_bottle;; ...       ...    esac

case $ANALYZE_GUEST_BEHAVIOR in       lampshade_on_head)     echo "He's been drinking";;        talking_to_plants)     echo "She's been smoking";; talking_to_martians)  echo "They're doing LSD";;        levitating_objects)    echo "Who spiked my lemonade??";;

...

...

...

esac

done

echo "Dude... what day is it?"

taken from: http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue53/okopnik.html