Borgism


 * "Yoda of Borg I am. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, I will."
 * "I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."
 * "I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated. Fusistence is retile."
 * "I am Alex Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is futile."
 * "I am an electrician of Borg. Resistance is voltage divided by current."
 * "Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
 * "We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated after 30-Day trial period."
 * "I am Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated. Division is futile."
 * "I am Homeless of Borg - 'WILL ASSIMILATE FOR FOOD'"
 * "I am Dubya of Borg. We're gonna get us some evildoers and assimilate 'em."


 * "I am Wikipedia of Borg." This article is a stub. You can help by assimilating it.
 * "I am not of Borg. You will be separated. Resistance is encouraged."