RandomBullshit

Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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cat /dev/random | cowsay   ;)

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

HuManure
"You are sitting on a gold mine" or "The answer is up your bum!" or "You want to know the secret of life? You're sitting on it"

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