The Ultimate Comment

The Ultimate Comment is another word for the Secret of The Universe, or the most General Comment EVER.

How to find it
Well, there's eight secrets, which you add together to make one super-secret. Simple algebra. For example.

+h353 (R3+ 0f + h3 un1 v3r53 = The Secret of the Universe.

There's also eight gods. Each has a secret. They are...


 * The Dimensional Transfunctioner
 * General Miaow
 * Triangulon
 * The Holy Spoon
 * The Reality Fish
 * Thomas the Walking Head
 * A Magical Trumpet Called Bill
 * The DXM Angel

What are the implications?
Sooner or later somebody will write a book with the secret of the universe, which most people do NOT expect. This will be a BIG SURPRISE.

Is it a religion?
Well, it has gods, but the similarities end there.