Dutchie had a little xampp

Dutchie had a little xampp
Dutchie had a little xampp, Its USB was white as snow; And everywhere that Dutchie went, The xampp was sure to go.

It guided him to school one day; That was against the rule; It made the classmates laugh and play; To see a xampp at school. And so the teacher turned it out, But still it lingered near, And waited patiently about Till Dutchie did appear. "Why does the xampp love Dutchie so?" The eager classmates cry; "Why, Dutchie loves the xampp, you know," The teacher did reply.

With respect to Thomas Alvar Edison