Emoticons

USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS

EMOTICON MEANING









:-D  Person laughing





>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm

;-)  Person winking

.-)  Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball  :-0WW  Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims



>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he           suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember

breast-enlargement surgery

to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head

~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays

>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel